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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?"

Not really toilet trumps but I have a tendency to have a bit of ibs now and again, I try my hardest to wait for the hand dryer to come on but sometimes it doesn’t happen and what fucks me off, some woman (well girls) will stand outside the cubicle going ‘that’s disgusting!’ And making me feel like absolute, well shit!

I bet their shit doesn’t always smell of roses, shitting is normal, it is part of life, it does smell, why can’t people just keep their mouths shut and not make the person who is sitting in the cubicle who is already embarrassed even more embarrassed, the next person that says something I’m going to say ‘and your shit smells of roses does it?!’

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?

Not really toilet trumps but I have a tendency to have a bit of ibs now and again, I try my hardest to wait for the hand dryer to come on but sometimes it doesn’t happen and what fucks me off, some woman (well girls) will stand outside the cubicle going ‘that’s disgusting!’ And making me feel like absolute, well shit!

I bet their shit doesn’t always smell of roses, shitting is normal, it is part of life, it does smell, why can’t people just keep their mouths shut and not make the person who is sitting in the cubicle who is already embarrassed even more embarrassed, the next person that says something I’m going to say ‘and your shit smells of roses does it?!’

Geeky x"

Just let a good hard hearty giggle out, you’d be amazed how many people join in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?

Not really toilet trumps but I have a tendency to have a bit of ibs now and again, I try my hardest to wait for the hand dryer to come on but sometimes it doesn’t happen and what fucks me off, some woman (well girls) will stand outside the cubicle going ‘that’s disgusting!’ And making me feel like absolute, well shit!

I bet their shit doesn’t always smell of roses, shitting is normal, it is part of life, it does smell, why can’t people just keep their mouths shut and not make the person who is sitting in the cubicle who is already embarrassed even more embarrassed, the next person that says something I’m going to say ‘and your shit smells of roses does it?!’

Geeky x

Just let a good hard hearty giggle out, you’d be amazed how many people join in !"

Actually I might go ‘ahhhh oooooh mmmmyy god! That’s so much better...Jesus Christ look at the size of that!’

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Depends if I'm at home or in a public toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

"

Women eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends if I'm at home or in a public toilet "

So you only giggle for an audience eh !

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over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Depends if I'm at home or in a public toilet "

I laugh even if I’m at home alone!

When I was in NYC I found myself caught somewhat short of making it back to my apartment so as I was passing Trump Tower I started to laugh even before I went in. I grinned at the doorman and asked where the restrooms were and then promptly had a giant dose of the runs in Trump Tower.

It’s just taken me longer than it should have to type this cause it still makes me laugh now!

*makes mental note to try and grow up*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?"

Depends on who can hear them. If in with company in a hotel room 8 make the other person turns telly up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

"

Healthy competition !

“A thunder clap Zeus would be proud of”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's my trump, I'll have a little chuckle. If it's someone else's, I'll just wrinkle my nose up in disgust! I'm hypocritical like that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Depends if I'm at home or in a public toilet

So you only giggle for an audience eh !

"

Yeah . No I try my hardest to be pretty quiet in public loos,I save the giggling when I'm at home with the kid's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

"

I bet she was so relieved to hear yours she could hold hers in no longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

Healthy competition !

“A thunder clap Zeus would be proud of”

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

I bet she was so relieved to hear yours she could hold hers in no longer "

I was proud of mine but thoroughly disgusted with hers! xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

Women eh "

Wuzn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

Women eh

Wuzn't me "

I’d be able to name that tune in one!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best in a public toilet when all cubicals fun cant help but ask whos laughing then everyone burst out laughing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

Women eh

Wuzn't me

I’d be able to name that tune in one!!! xx"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

Women eh

Wuzn't me "

Pissssss that was though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.

However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!

Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.

"

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I like to place one foot on the cubicle door, even when I am not using the cubicle. Then I force my fart out to achieve maximum volume, scoop a couple of handfulls of perfumed essence up to my nose, before declaring my appreciation with a loud 'Get out and walk, you Cunt!'

I truly savour my farts but it could explain why I got sacked from B&Q bathroom showroom.

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