FabSwingers.com forum: Where’s all the slim women at? Part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that everyone has voiced there opinion. Maybe we can use this thread for what it was made for.

So, where all the slim women at?

Ignite, to answer your question, I’m good thanks, a bit hungover but nothing terminal. How are you?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

There's one here in bed while I'm watching the cricket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's one here in bed while I'm watching the cricket"

Some life you have

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Good thankyou,time for a bit of breakfast methinks and a coffee. Then unfortunately I may have to go to Meadowhall to return something,hopefully not though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good thankyou,time for a bit of breakfast methinks and a coffee. Then unfortunately I may have to go to Meadowhall to return something,hopefully not though."

I need to go Meadowhall at some point for some new shoes and formal wear. But fuck that today, I’m laying on sofa with the kids and watching tele all day

Sunday is the day of rest

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Good thankyou,time for a bit of breakfast methinks and a coffee. Then unfortunately I may have to go to Meadowhall to return something,hopefully not though.

I need to go Meadowhall at some point for some new shoes and formal wear. But fuck that today, I’m laying on sofa with the kids and watching tele all day

Sunday is the day of rest

New shoes and formal wear, is that for your interview?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that everyone has voiced there opinion. Maybe we can use this thread for what it was made for.

So, where all the slim women at?

Ignite, to answer your question, I’m good thanks, a bit hungover but nothing terminal. How are you?"

They’re stashed away in the cupboard under my stairs mwah ha ha ha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Good thankyou,time for a bit of breakfast methinks and a coffee. Then unfortunately I may have to go to Meadowhall to return something,hopefully not though.

I need to go Meadowhall at some point for some new shoes and formal wear. But fuck that today, I’m laying on sofa with the kids and watching tele all day

Sunday is the day of rest

It is,but my daughter bought her prom dress from there and she may be changing her mind about which colour she wants. We'll see when she's here in a couple of hour's,fingers crossed I don't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good thankyou,time for a bit of breakfast methinks and a coffee. Then unfortunately I may have to go to Meadowhall to return something,hopefully not though.

I need to go Meadowhall at some point for some new shoes and formal wear. But fuck that today, I’m laying on sofa with the kids and watching tele all day

Sunday is the day of rest

New shoes and formal wear, is that for your interview?

Got to make a good impression haven’t I if I want the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now that everyone has voiced there opinion. Maybe we can use this thread for what it was made for.

So, where all the slim women at?

Ignite, to answer your question, I’m good thanks, a bit hungover but nothing terminal. How are you?

They’re stashed away in the cupboard under my stairs mwah ha ha ha

Did your mother never teach you to share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Starting to think an argument is the only thing that keeps these kind of threads alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting to think an argument is the only thing that keeps these kind of threads alive

What would you like to argue about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Starting to think an argument is the only thing that keeps these kind of threads alive

What would you like to argue about?

I don’t know, we’ve covered pretty much everything.

How about, I believe, Donald Trump is the president this world needs to sort shit out

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

No one here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one here

You are, and that’s what matters

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Each to their own

If only more people went by that phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that everyone has voiced there opinion. Maybe we can use this thread for what it was made for.

So, where all the slim women at?

Ignite, to answer your question, I’m good thanks, a bit hungover but nothing terminal. How are you?

They’re stashed away in the cupboard under my stairs mwah ha ha ha

Did your mother never teach you to share?

She tried to, but I’m a contrary madam at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now that everyone has voiced there opinion. Maybe we can use this thread for what it was made for.

So, where all the slim women at?

Ignite, to answer your question, I’m good thanks, a bit hungover but nothing terminal. How are you?

They’re stashed away in the cupboard under my stairs mwah ha ha ha

Did your mother never teach you to share?

She tried to, but I’m a contrary madam at times. "

Then I think an invite to your cupboard under the stairs would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting to think an argument is the only thing that keeps these kind of threads alive

I blame brexit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Starting to think an argument is the only thing that keeps these kind of threads alive

I blame brexit"

Hey! We need brexit to keep Britain British!

-EDL member (more than likely uneducated)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

Oh do you now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

Oh do you now?

They do involve two people so I’m selflessly offer myself up

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

Oh do you now?

They do involve two people so I’m selflessly offer myself up

Well I've not had any for almost a year so right now I'm not too fussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

Oh do you now?

They do involve two people so I’m selflessly offer myself up

Well I've not had any for almost a year so right now I'm not too fussy

Well...that made me feel so special

Still would though

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

Oh do you now?

They do involve two people so I’m selflessly offer myself up

Well I've not had any for almost a year so right now I'm not too fussy

Well...that made me feel so special

Still would though

I'm almost a virgin again so that would make anyone special

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just lounging in bed for now, debating with myself about what if anything to do today

I may have a few suggestions

Oh do you now?

They do involve two people so I’m selflessly offer myself up

Well I've not had any for almost a year so right now I'm not too fussy

Well...that made me feel so special

Still would though

I'm almost a virgin again so that would make anyone special

Oh stop it now, I’m getting all excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x"

Is Fuzz behind you ‘helping’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x"

Surely there are better things to be doing on your hands and knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x

Is Fuzz behind you ‘helping’?

You mind if I ‘help’ you scrub the floors?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x

Is Fuzz behind you ‘helping’?

You mind if I ‘help’ you scrub the floors?

I know you’d rather ‘help’ me munch a rug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x

Is Fuzz behind you ‘helping’?

You mind if I ‘help’ you scrub the floors?

I know you’d rather ‘help’ me munch a rug

From the photos I have it’s obvious you don’t have a rug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not slim....

Here to perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not slim....

Here to perv

Nothing wrong with that

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Afternoon cake, all quiet on the western front?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon cake, all quiet on the western front?

Very quiet. Too quiet for my liking

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon cake, all quiet on the western front?

Very quiet. Too quiet for my liking

Preferences and geography bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon cake, all quiet on the western front?

Very quiet. Too quiet for my liking

Preferences and geography bite

There really is no such thing as a good looking local

(I hope no good looking locals see this

)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x

Is Fuzz behind you ‘helping’?

You mind if I ‘help’ you scrub the floors?

I know you’d rather ‘help’ me munch a rug

From the photos I have it’s obvious you don’t have a rug

I wasn’t talking about mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SBW reporting in Op

Currently on my hands and knees scrubbing wooden floors...

Peach x

Is Fuzz behind you ‘helping’?

You mind if I ‘help’ you scrub the floors?

I know you’d rather ‘help’ me munch a rug

From the photos I have it’s obvious you don’t have a rug

I wasn’t talking about mine "

Oo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

It’s not my definition that counts, it’s the woman herself and what she defines herself as

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Afternoon cake, all quiet on the western front?

Very quiet. Too quiet for my liking

Quiet? Thought you had the kids...quiet and children usually means that they're up to something they shouldn't be

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon cake, all quiet on the western front?

Very quiet. Too quiet for my liking

Quiet? Thought you had the kids...quiet and children usually means that they're up to something they shouldn't be

Nita "

Chances are they are upto something very mischievous and borderline dangerous.

But right now I just don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

It’s not my definition that counts, it’s the woman herself and what she defines herself as

Mind you don’t get a splinter from sitting on that fence.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

It’s not my definition that counts, it’s the woman herself and what she defines herself as

Mind you don’t get a splinter from sitting on that fence.....

I’m treading very carefully so I don’t upset anyone

By the way, your vest pic, still the my favourite picture on here

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

It’s not my definition that counts, it’s the woman herself and what she defines herself as

Mind you don’t get a splinter from sitting on that fence.....

I’m treading very carefully so I don’t upset anyone

By the way, your vest pic, still the my favourite picture on here "

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part 2?!

I missed quite a bit this morning, it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Part 2?!

I missed quite a bit this morning, it seems.

It was more of a yesterday thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Part 2?!

I missed quite a bit this morning, it seems.

Too busy preparing for the USA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Part 2?!

I missed quite a bit this morning, it seems.

Too busy preparing for the USA?"

Yes, actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

It’s not my definition that counts, it’s the woman herself and what she defines herself as

Fast learner. Youre like a velociraptor. Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP what’s your definition of slim?

I missed the 1st thread and cba to go & look

It’s not my definition that counts, it’s the woman herself and what she defines herself as

Fast learner. Youre like a velociraptor. Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Part 2?!

I missed quite a bit this morning, it seems.

Too busy preparing for the USA?

Yes, actually.

NY is a stone's throw away from me ,hmmm

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How are we doing this afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Ninja and spineless I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Everybody is welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Ninja and spineless I like it

Spineless

Ouch.

Slithers away into a deep dark corner of the cave

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Ninja and spineless I like it

Spineless

Ouch.

Slithers away into a deep dark corner of the cave

Hey you left your ball's behind come and get them they're cluttering up the place.

Oops to late the dogs munching on one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Ninja and spineless I like it

Spineless

Ouch.

Slithers away into a deep dark corner of the cave

Hey you left your ball's behind come and get them they're cluttering up the place.

Oops to late the dogs munching on one of them

Guess you'll not be using them for earrings then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Ninja and spineless I like it

Spineless

Ouch.

Slithers away into a deep dark corner of the cave

Hey you left your ball's behind come and get them they're cluttering up the place.

Oops to late the dogs munching on one of them

Guess you'll not be using them for earrings then

No but I rescued one of them,what shall I do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wandering aimlessly around the threads...

And wondering if I should be in this one...

Or just sitting in my cave all ninja

Ninja and spineless I like it

Spineless

Ouch.

Slithers away into a deep dark corner of the cave

Hey you left your ball's behind come and get them they're cluttering up the place.

Oops to late the dogs munching on one of them

Guess you'll not be using them for earrings then

No but I rescued one of them,what shall I do with it?"

I almost daren't suggest or ask.... but pendant perhaps....

Just the one does reduce the symmetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim woman here.

Not to everyone’s taste though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

We all out eating food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slim woman here.

Not to everyone’s taste though

Doesn’t matter. Everyone’s welcome to all of Cakes threads

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of cake

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Yeah thanks for that this yogurt is great

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Yeah thanks for that this yogurt is great

Sorry, it was a flake chocolate cake that was on special offer

I have plenty left over that will just be binned if you would like some

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Yeah thanks for that this yogurt is great

Sorry, it was a flake chocolate cake that was on special offer

I have plenty left over that will just be binned if you would like some

Yeah please and don't be mean with the squirty cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of cake

Well thank you for the welcome.

My body is available for eating creamy cakes off anytime

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Yeah thanks for that this yogurt is great

Sorry, it was a flake chocolate cake that was on special offer

I have plenty left over that will just be binned if you would like some

Yeah please and don't be mean with the squirty cream!

Hey if your going to do down that route, you have to go the full hog! Loads of squirty cream will be added

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of cake

Well thank you for the welcome.

My body is available for eating creamy cakes off anytime

Oo la la

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Yeah thanks for that this yogurt is great

Sorry, it was a flake chocolate cake that was on special offer

I have plenty left over that will just be binned if you would like some

Yeah please and don't be mean with the squirty cream!

Hey if your going to do down that route, you have to go the full hog! Loads of squirty cream will be added

I almost creamed just reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here

And opposite to the real women stance of some of the larger ladies I am real (pity they think I’m a figment of someone’s imagination as I like all shapes and sizes of lady) nevermind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of cake

Well thank you for the welcome.

My body is available for eating creamy cakes off anytime

Oo la la

"
sighs. Lays back naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This slim woman is away to have some fresh cream and chocolate cake with some more squirty cream

Nothing wrong with enjoying a piece of cake

Well thank you for the welcome.

My body is available for eating creamy cakes off anytime

Oo la la

sighs. Lays back naked.

Such a tease you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here

And opposite to the real women stance of some of the larger ladies I am real (pity they think I’m a figment of someone’s imagination as I like all shapes and sizes of lady) nevermind x"

Yeah, never understood that quote - All women are real!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning "

Good morning to you too. It's a slow start. ...I am older but no wiser..

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that’s a thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning "

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all "

Good morning. Welcome to the thread

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Morning Cake

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Morning

. Is this going to be a regular thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Cake

Very good morning to you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

. Is this going to be a regular thread?"

I hope so

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By *cotGirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Checking in and doing a little perving

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Morning

. Is this going to be a regular thread?

I hope so

Easier than local searches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore me! I've just come in to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that everyone has voiced there opinion. Maybe we can use this thread for what it was made for.

So, where all the slim women at?

Ignite, to answer your question, I’m good thanks, a bit hungover but nothing terminal. How are you?

They’re stashed away in the cupboard under my stairs mwah ha ha ha

Just checked under my stairs and no 1 there,well dyson but hey shes not my type

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checking in and doing a little perving

Perv away

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Mine has gone to work all dressed in tight clothing that show her amazing arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good afternoon to you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good afternoon all. What are we all upto today?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Good afternoon all. What are we all upto today?"

As little as possible until my visitor arrives later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good afternoon all. What are we all upto today?

As little as possible until my visitor arrives later

He’ll be there soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

I'm attempting to do some exercise but I might just stick on the lycra and take some pics...that counts right? I always feel incredibly fit just wearing the gym outfit

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not slim. But im here to perve them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon all

I'm attempting to do some exercise but I might just stick on the lycra and take some pics...that counts right? I always feel incredibly fit just wearing the gym outfit

Peach x"

Only counts if you share the pics

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Good afternoon all. What are we all upto today?

As little as possible until my visitor arrives later

He’ll be there soon enough

There's a lot of

going on in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon all. What are we all upto today?

As little as possible until my visitor arrives later

He’ll be there soon enough

There's a lot of

going on in here

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By *amcubusWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Morning

. Is this going to be a regular thread?"

Our tug-of-war team will never beat the other one so no, probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good afternoon all. What are we all upto today?

As little as possible until my visitor arrives later

He’ll be there soon enough

There's a lot of

going on in here

There sure is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

. Is this going to be a regular thread?

Our tug-of-war team will never beat the other one so no, probably"

It’s not a competition and I hope no one else sees it as such

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Afternoon!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Afternoon!"

Afternoon

You need to wink miss honey,everyone is winking join in!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Who are we winking at?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Who are we winking at?

Anyone,everyone I don’t know just you know....wink

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon!

Afternoon

You need to wank miss honey,everyone is wanking join in!"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon!

Afternoon

You need to wank miss honey,everyone is wanking join in!

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who are we winking at?

Anyone,everyone I don’t know just you know....wink

Don’t worry. you can have wink too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm considered slim...I'm having an affair with Netflix today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm considered slim...I'm having an affair with Netflix today"

Anything good?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Afternoon!

Afternoon

You need to wank miss honey,everyone is wanking join in!

FTFY

That's rude lady,rude!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Who are we winking at?

Anyone,everyone I don’t know just you know....wink

Don’t worry. you can have wink too

Just one,I thought I was special?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I'm considered slim...I'm having an affair with Netflix today

Anything good?"

A Bronx tale.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Afternoon!

Afternoon

You need to wink miss honey,everyone is winking join in!"

Oh I love a good wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm considered slim...I'm having an affair with Netflix today

Anything good?"

Not really. I chose a movie that has turned out to be as big a disappointment as Movie 43

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Afternoon!

Afternoon

You need to wank miss honey,everyone is wanking join in!

FTFY

Wank me dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who are we winking at?

Anyone,everyone I don’t know just you know....wink

Don’t worry. you can have wink too

Just one,I thought I was special?"

better?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Who are we winking at?

Anyone,everyone I don’t know just you know....wink

Don’t worry. you can have wink too

Just one,I thought I was special?

better?"

Yeah ta much better

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Afternoon!

Afternoon

You need to wank miss honey,everyone is wanking join in!

FTFY

That's rude lady,rude!

I’m feeling mischievous

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Who are we winking at?

Anyone,everyone I don’t know just you know....wink

Must have been having a blonde moment, lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm considered slim...I'm having an affair with Netflix today

Anything good?

A Bronx tale.

I used to watch that ages ago. It used to be on tv all the time. Good movie.

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By *cotGirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Checking in and doing a little perving

Perv away

I also heard a rumour there was cake.....

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Since I was once described by another forumite (now gone - I think) as "scrawny", I'm here to perv at females who fit that descriptor too.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Since I was once described by another forumite (now gone - I think) as "scrawny", I'm here to perv at females who fit that descriptor too.

I would say you’re far from scrawny.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Since I was once described by another forumite (now gone - I think) as "scrawny", I'm here to perv at females who fit that descriptor too.

I would say you’re far from scrawny.

I have to say it was the first and only time in my life anyone has accused me of being that particular thing. I find it quite amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Waves

Sits in my usual quiet corner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I was once described by another forumite (now gone - I think) as "scrawny", I'm here to perv at females who fit that descriptor too.

I would say you’re far from scrawny.

I have to say it was the first and only time in my life anyone has accused me of being that particular thing. I find it quite amusing. "

I've never seen scrawny thighs look like that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checking in and doing a little perving

Perv away

I also heard a rumour there was cake....."

There is always a piece of cake available

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By *cotGirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Checking in and doing a little perving

Perv away

I also heard a rumour there was cake.....

There is always a piece of cake available

I doubt you want me digging into you with a fork

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checking in and doing a little perving

Perv away

I also heard a rumour there was cake.....

There is always a piece of cake available

I doubt you want me digging into you with a fork

Never been one turn down a good forking

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I'm considered slim...I'm having an affair with Netflix today

Anything good?

A Bronx tale.

I used to watch that ages ago. It used to be on tv all the time. Good movie.

Blimey! I had no idea! Saw it for the first time 2 weeks ago! Loved it.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I also heard a rumour there was cake.....

There is always a piece of cake available

I'm not slim... Just here for the cake

Nita

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

I can’t eat cake. Well, I can but I wouldn’t stop so I don’t. Er... what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I also heard a rumour there was cake.....

There is always a piece of cake available

I'm not slim... Just here for the cake

Nita"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t eat cake. Well, I can but I wouldn’t stop so I don’t. Er... what was the question?

Don’t worry, I’m sugar free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wheres all the slim women at?

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all...

All the slim women?

Greedy cake.

There must be at least one around for me

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Sorry....only a curvey woman here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry....only a curvey woman here

Yum

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Wheres all the slim women at?

Good morning all"

Shameless bump Cakey

Hope you’re having a good day so far x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread certainly brought out an abundance of them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all...

All the slim women?

Greedy cake.

There must be at least one around for me

I'm selfish, its not my fault, its the result of being an only child

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry....only a curvey woman here

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres all the slim women at?

Good morning all

Shameless bump Cakey

Hope you’re having a good day so far x"

I feel no shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this thread certainly brought out an abundance of them!!"

I'm trying my best matey

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well this thread certainly brought out an abundance of them!!

I'm trying my best matey

I wasn't sure if he was being sarcy or not

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Wheres all the slim women at?

Good morning all

Shameless bump Cakey

Hope you’re having a good day so far x

I feel no shame

I’m quite aware of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this thread certainly brought out an abundance of them!!

I'm trying my best matey

I wasn't sure if he was being sarcy or not

The forums are no place for sarcasm!

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

What do you classify as slim???

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What do you classify as slim??? "

You by the looks of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you classify as slim???

You by the looks of it!"

I'm glad someone else took the first step onto that mine field

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Thank yous

But what I’m wondering is what defines between slim and average??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank yous

But what I’m wondering is what defines between slim and average?? "

Everybody defines them differently, its been the topic of most subjects.

Personally I don't see much of a difference between slim and average. I'm not even sure what the average size or looks like to be perfectly honest.

I also see curvy as a Kelly Brook or a Salma Hayak type figure, but others see it differently

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

"Thank yous

But what I’m wondering is what defines between slim and average??

Everybody defines them differently, its been the topic of most subjects.

Personally I don't see much of a difference between slim and average. I'm not even sure what the average size or looks like to be perfectly honest.

I also see curvy as a Kelly Brook or a Salma Hayak type figure, but others see it differently "

I’m not trying to start anything in here. Was curious for thoughts... as to average size I’d say I’m below that lol

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I thought the average British woman was size 14-16?

That’s why I put that I’m slim cos I’m not athletic either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I put average because 'exceptional' isn't an option

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

"I put average because 'exceptional' isn't an option

Ohh is that what ye call it?? Lmao hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put average because 'exceptional' isn't an option

Ohh is that what ye call it?? Lmao hmmm "

That's just mean

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

"I put average because 'exceptional' isn't an option

Ohh is that what ye call it?? Lmao hmmm

That's just mean "

Aww don’t take it to heart, take it elsewhere where it’s warmer

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