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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means.

Dont worry about your luck, i broke one the other week when i went straight through a full length mirror lol

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

broke mirror? thats 7 years bad luck. i know a good solicitor that will get you off with 5,lol.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy "

why cant you play with new toy? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means.

Dont worry about your luck, i broke one the other week when i went straight through a full length mirror lol"

Means you on right path x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"broke mirror? thats 7 years bad luck. i know a good solicitor that will get you off with 5,lol. "

Pm me his or her name then please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

why cant you play with new toy? x"

cos im not happy x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

why cant you play with new toy? x

cos im not happy x"

Is it a camera

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

why cant you play with new toy? x

cos im not happy x

Is it a camera"

nope but you had 1 before where have you put it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

why cant you play with new toy? x

cos im not happy x

Is it a camera

nope but you had 1 before where have you put it "

I need to think about this one, dont know what i had lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

why cant you play with new toy? x

cos im not happy x

Is it a camera

nope but you had 1 before where have you put it

I need to think about this one, dont know what i had lol"

Is it a wii console

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

why cant you play with new toy? x

cos im not happy x

Is it a camera

nope but you had 1 before where have you put it

I need to think about this one, dont know what i had lol

Is it a wii console"

Nope

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

a cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just want to say goodbye to all I have spoken to on here as I think Diamond may be just about to strangle me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stand on your head , turn a cartwheel then stick your finger on yout nose while turning clockwise......

It wont help but we can have a good giggle while watching you do it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

as i said i wont strangle you but will seek revenge at a time of my convenience

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Oh we are ALL doomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you stand on your head , turn a cartwheel then stick your finger on yout nose while turning clockwise......

It wont help but we can have a good giggle while watching you do it xxx "

you win i have to bring my new toy out to play now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as i said i wont strangle you but will seek revenge at a time of my convenience

"

Is going into hiding

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"as i said i wont strangle you but will seek revenge at a time of my convenience

Is going into hiding "

you can run but you cant hide just ask soapy lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im going back out now so will leave you nutters to it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If broken mirror = bad luck

then logically

Working mirror = good luck

Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one!

Problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im wondering if the new toy is tooo much excitement for moodycow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If broken mirror = bad luck

then logically

Working mirror = good luck

Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one!

Problem?"

awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"If broken mirror = bad luck

then logically

Working mirror = good luck

Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one!

Problem?

awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more "

Oh I love your new toy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im wondering if the new toy is tooo much excitement for moodycow "

not sure how much more excitement I can take today its wearing me out using my toy so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If broken mirror = bad luck

then logically

Working mirror = good luck

Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one!

Problem?

awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more

Oh I love your new toy "

Hiya glad you do its great isnt it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"If broken mirror = bad luck

then logically

Working mirror = good luck

Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one!

Problem?

awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more

Oh I love your new toy

Hiya glad you do its great isnt it "

Oh yes, I'm going to use it often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means."

It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day.

Yours

Madame Jerche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means.

It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day.

Yours

Madame Jerche "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy "

I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx "

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx

"

Oh it's not plastic soapy, trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy

I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx

Oh it's not plastic soapy, trust me "

I had to tell him took a couple of attempts before he got it bless he couldnt work out where the mirror came into play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy??? "

Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means.

It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day.

Yours

Madame Jerche

"

My crystal ball never lies. You're still doomed by the way... because I predict several weeks after this incident and probably when you're in a rush to go out - a tiny hidden sliver of glass will have escaped the brush and hoover and will embed in your foot causing copious bleeding from the tiniest wound.

Anyone else want a fortune told?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???

Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy "

It's a cash machine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means.

It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day.

Yours

Madame Jerche

My crystal ball never lies. You're still doomed by the way... because I predict several weeks after this incident and probably when you're in a rush to go out - a tiny hidden sliver of glass will have escaped the brush and hoover and will embed in your foot causing copious bleeding from the tiniest wound.

Anyone else want a fortune told?"

Dont you just know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???

Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy

It's a cash machine?"

Only if it never ever says no you cant have any money , but nope its not cash machine although you have managed to make me use my toy many a time before I actually even got it

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???

Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy

It's a cash machine?

Only if it never ever says no you cant have any money , but nope its not cash machine although you have managed to make me use my toy many a time before I actually even got it "

It's a Hoover??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???

Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy

It's a cash machine?

Only if it never ever says no you cant have any money , but nope its not cash machine although you have managed to make me use my toy many a time before I actually even got it

It's a Hoover??"

Nope xx

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