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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy "why cant you play with new toy? x | |||
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"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means. Dont worry about your luck, i broke one the other week when i went straight through a full length mirror lol" Means you on right path x | |||
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"broke mirror? thats 7 years bad luck. i know a good solicitor that will get you off with 5,lol. "Pm me his or her name then please lol | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
why cant you play with new toy? x"cos im not happy x | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
why cant you play with new toy? x
cos im not happy x"Is it a camera | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
why cant you play with new toy? x
cos im not happy x
Is it a camera"nope but you had 1 before where have you put it   | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
why cant you play with new toy? x
cos im not happy x
Is it a camera
nope but you had 1 before where have you put it "I need to think about this one, dont know what i had lol | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
why cant you play with new toy? x
cos im not happy x
Is it a camera
nope but you had 1 before where have you put it
I need to think about this one, dont know what i had lol"Is it a wii console | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
why cant you play with new toy? x
cos im not happy x
Is it a camera
nope but you had 1 before where have you put it
I need to think about this one, dont know what i had lol
Is it a wii console"Nope | |||
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"If you stand on your head , turn a cartwheel then stick your finger on yout nose while turning clockwise...... It wont help but we can have a good giggle while watching you do it xxx "you win i have to bring my new toy out to play now | |||
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"as i said i wont strangle you but will seek revenge at a time of my convenience "Is going into hiding | |||
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"as i said i wont strangle you but will seek revenge at a time of my convenience
Is going into hiding "you can run but you cant hide just ask soapy lol | |||
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"If broken mirror = bad luck then logically Working mirror = good luck Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one! Problem? "awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more | |||
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"If broken mirror = bad luck then logically Working mirror = good luck Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one! Problem?
awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more "Oh I love your new toy | |||
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"Im wondering if the new toy is tooo much excitement for moodycow "not sure how much more excitement I can take today its wearing me out using my toy so much | |||
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"If broken mirror = bad luck then logically Working mirror = good luck Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one! Problem?
awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more
Oh I love your new toy "Hiya glad you do its great isnt it | |||
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"If broken mirror = bad luck then logically Working mirror = good luck Congratulations you have just made extra good luck by making multiple mirrors out of one! Problem?
awww I like that thank you , plays with new toy more
Oh I love your new toy
Hiya glad you do its great isnt it "Oh yes, I'm going to use it often | |||
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"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means." It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day. Yours Madame Jerche  | |||
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"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means. It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day. Yours Madame Jerche " | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy "I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx  | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx " | |||
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx
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"I tell you doomed , just broken the mirror in my bedroom which makes me double doomed cos now I cant play with my new toy
I'm curious as ta why breaking a mirror will stop you having sex with a bit of plastic xx
Oh it's not plastic soapy, trust me "I had to tell him took a couple of attempts before he got it bless he couldnt work out where the mirror came into play | |||
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"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy??? "Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy | |||
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"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means. It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day. Yours Madame Jerche
"My crystal ball never lies. You're still doomed by the way... because I predict several weeks after this incident and probably when you're in a rush to go out - a tiny hidden sliver of glass will have escaped the brush and hoover and will embed in your foot causing copious bleeding from the tiniest wound. Anyone else want a fortune told? | |||
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"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???
Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy "It's a cash machine? | |||
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"You know what i found this morning on the carpet? A feather a little one apparently its a good omen but cant remember what it means. It means your cushions have developed a slow puncture...and little by little feathers are escaping. That last one let the team down and got spotted on the carpet. I predict needle and thread will save the day. Yours Madame Jerche
My crystal ball never lies. You're still doomed by the way... because I predict several weeks after this incident and probably when you're in a rush to go out - a tiny hidden sliver of glass will have escaped the brush and hoover and will embed in your foot causing copious bleeding from the tiniest wound.
Anyone else want a fortune told?"Dont you just know it | |||
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"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???
Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy
It's a cash machine?"Only if it never ever says no you cant have any money , but nope its not cash machine although you have managed to make me use my toy many a time before I actually even got it | |||
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"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???
Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy
It's a cash machine?
Only if it never ever says no you cant have any money , but nope its not cash machine although you have managed to make me use my toy many a time before I actually even got it "It's a Hoover?? | |||
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"At the risk of sounding stupid... What is this toy???
Its the best toy in the world as it makes lots of people happy
It's a cash machine?
Only if it never ever says no you cant have any money , but nope its not cash machine although you have managed to make me use my toy many a time before I actually even got it
It's a Hoover??"Nope xx | |||
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