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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

here we go again mistress be nice to folks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go again mistress be nice to folks"

Ooh, I'm up for the cheeses please

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"here we go again mistress be nice to folks

Ooh, I'm up for the cheeses please "

on tuc biccis

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go again mistress be nice to folks

Ooh, I'm up for the cheeses please on tuc biccis"

Oh god..Yeah.haven't had them for years...always buy Tesco cheesy biscuits...

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"here we go again mistress be nice to folks

Ooh, I'm up for the cheeses please on tuc biccis

Oh god..Yeah.haven't had them for years...always buy Tesco cheesy biscuits... "

there you go some pate too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok lovelies, off to slumberland. Na night. xxx. See you later.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go again mistress be nice to folks

Ooh, I'm up for the cheeses please on tuc biccis

Oh god..Yeah.haven't had them for years...always buy Tesco cheesy biscuits... there you go some pate too"

Nom nom..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

My fecking meter ran out last night

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning all

My fecking meter ran out last night "

parking ticket for you then

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life "

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all

My fecking meter ran out last night parking ticket for you then"

More like that meter on the coin operated telescopes at the seaside

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all

My fecking meter ran out last night "

Mine too Mistress!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life "

Does that mean the weaker sex are dying out then?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes "

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

Does that mean the weaker sex are dying out then? "

Why do you think I jumped ship?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

Does that mean the weaker sex are dying out then?

Why do you think I jumped ship? "

Haha Good choice

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

Does that mean the weaker sex are dying out then?

Why do you think I jumped ship? "

you wanted a jolly Rogering

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 28/01/18 15:50:42]

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

Does that mean the weaker sex are dying out then?

Why do you think I jumped ship? you wanted a jolly Rogering "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

Does that mean the weaker sex are dying out then?

Why do you think I jumped ship? you wanted a jolly Rogering "

Nah thought I'd try being a lesbian

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. "

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men"

ud be better as a thundercat

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat"

What does a thndercat do...dare I ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. "

How the feck would they work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat"

Felix the cat?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat? "

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though "

I'll sell you a pair of tights....fecking sorted

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I have told you before, there is no market for your used tights!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have told you before, there is no market for your used tights!!"

Only kept on pair back.....it says good for 50 washes.

Should last me around 5 years

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though "

think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station"

I did not join this site for pussy treats or.....hang on! Yes I did

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I have told you before, there is no market for your used tights!!

Only kept on pair back.....it says good for 50 washes.

Should last me around 5 years "

Do bank robberies stretch or mis-shape them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have told you before, there is no market for your used tights!!

Only kept on pair back.....it says good for 50 washes.

Should last me around 5 years

Do bank robberies stretch or mis-shape them?"

Oh I don't think a bank robber would want a old pair of mine...do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station"

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy? "

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that fecker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men"

Yes, of course you can

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

How the feck would they work? "

I dunno, I'm not a bloke, you'll have to work that one out!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can "

No pics though!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that fecker"

darling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can

No pics though! "

damm

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy"

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can

No pics though! "

Yes, pics!!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! "

are

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can

No pics though!

Yes, pics!! "

you.tell him sami

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are"

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can

No pics though!

Yes, pics!! you.tell him sami"

Maybe he's shy!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!"

She ALWAYS agrees with us

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can

No pics though!

Yes, pics!! you.tell him sami

Maybe he's shy! "

Nope! Just not feckin stupid

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline. :

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-men

Yes, of course you can

No pics though!

Yes, pics!! you.tell him sami

Maybe he's shy!

Nope! Just not feckin stupid "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me I go to do the sodoko and wtf have I walked back into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!"

I'm fecking lost here mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us "

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Feck me I go to do the sodoko and wtf have I walked back into "

Su Su Su Sudoko! Or was it SOD!oko!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

"

CLIQUE!!!!!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

strokes felixs floofy bits there there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me I go to do the sodoko and wtf have I walked back into

Su Su Su Sudoko! Or was it SOD!oko! "

Fecking auto carrot came up with that

I'm only good with numbers obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!! "

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead "

Who Pink?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead "

Oh! Pink panther

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

Oh! Pink panther"

Good evening

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead "

A little extreme

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over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

A little extreme "

Oh shit....I should have run it passed you

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

A little extreme

Oh shit....I should have run it passed you "

You’ll never learn, men pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

A little extreme

Oh shit....I should have run it passed you

You’ll never learn, men pfffft "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening lady pink

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

A little extreme

Oh shit....I should have run it passed you "

Wimp!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"good evening lady pink"

Good evening alas I’m not sure about the lady, although my confession was forgiven

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good evening lady pink

Good evening alas I’m not sure about the lady, although my confession was forgiven "

of course your a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

A little extreme

Oh shit....I should have run it passed you

Wimp!"

Feck off....I'm in one of my sensitive moods

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Real science!!!!! The 'Y' chromosome is slowly vanishing, the 'Y' chromosome is also the only chromosome that is not an essential building block for life

I wear Y Fronts sometimes

Well you will soon have to start wearing x fronts as the Y's are in decline.

Ooh! Would that mean I could wear my x-fronts outside of my trousers and be like the X-menud be better as a thundercat

Felix the cat?

I remember Felix the Cat, not quite as high pitched in voice though think of all the dreamie treats ur get as they pass through the station

Feck me are you saying he's the station cat _oddy?

Was he the station cat?? Still better than Bagpuss, never liked that feckerdarling Felix is Huddersfield station cat she is so floofy

I am not, I repeat not floofy! 'so floofy! or even remotely floofy! are

MISTRESS!!!!!!!! Adjudicate!!!!

She ALWAYS agrees with us

CLIQUE!!!!!

Oh feck....wait until pink sees that

Your fecking dead

A little extreme

Oh shit....I should have run it passed you

Wimp!

Feck off....I'm in one of my sensitive moods "

chuckles

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra "

..OH...you bugger you...nearly wet myself..and I haven't got my fivers on....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra

..OH...you bugger you...nearly wet myself..and I haven't got my fivers on.... "

giggles away to self

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra

..OH...you bugger you...nearly wet myself..and I haven't got my fivers on.... giggles away to self"

Naughty girl Bit quiet tonight, one of the twins has been in, not sure which one though

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra

..OH...you bugger you...nearly wet myself..and I haven't got my fivers on.... giggles away to self

Naughty girl Bit quiet tonight, one of the twins has been in, not sure which one though "

the cute one with the cute bum

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra

..OH...you bugger you...nearly wet myself..and I haven't got my fivers on.... giggles away to self

Naughty girl Bit quiet tonight, one of the twins has been in, not sure which one though the cute one with the cute bum "

Haha, so I see!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

They don't look like x fronts

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"creeps up behind sami and twangs her bra

..OH...you bugger you...nearly wet myself..and I haven't got my fivers on.... giggles away to self

Naughty girl Bit quiet tonight, one of the twins has been in, not sure which one though the cute one with the cute bum

Haha, so I see! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight "

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Not from you

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome "

Your profile looks fine to me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome

Your profile looks fine to me "

It needs condensing...it's a bit rambling tbh

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Not from you "

be nice mistress remember every little helps

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome

Your profile looks fine to me

It needs condensing...it's a bit rambling tbh "

like batcholors soup

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome

Your profile looks fine to me

It needs condensing...it's a bit rambling tbh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome

Your profile looks fine to me

It needs condensing...it's a bit rambling tbh like batcholors soup"

Updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... I do a decent espresso...

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you missed something out

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"... I do a decent espresso... "
evening mr sexibear

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I seem to be doing a lot of thread killing tonight

Been trying to rejig my profile

Any tips welcome

Your profile looks fine to me

It needs condensing...it's a bit rambling tbh like batcholors soup

Updated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I do a decent espresso... "

Shit I might add that ....Aw ffs I'm trying to keep it condensed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed something out

"

Come on spot it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed something out

Come on spit it out "

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"you missed something out

Come on spit it out

"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"you missed something out

Come on spit it out

"

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"you missed something out

Come on spot it out "

ha you got a big red one on ya hooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed something out

Come on spot it out ha you got a big red one on ya hooter"

I'll have you know I have a cute nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to conked out so I'll bid you all a good night

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee "

On its way

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way "

its cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold "

It wasn't when I made it ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs "

i blame felix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix"

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?"

no he stuck his you know what in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it"

His fecking co*k?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? "

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Co*k tail?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? "

nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo"

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs "

ive already spillt me coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee "

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs "

Anyone got any instant?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant? "

I have sweetheart you want one China cup or mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant? "

I can't drink one...fecking tooth is too sensitive

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant? I have sweetheart you want one China cup or mug"

Ooh mug please Voddy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant?

I can't drink one...fecking tooth is too sensitive "

Oh, what's happened?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant? I have sweetheart you want one China cup or mug

Ooh mug please Voddy "

passes a mug and a slice of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant?

I can't drink one...fecking tooth is too sensitive

Oh, what's happened? "

Got too have a extraction tomorrow but the feckers killing now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant? I have sweetheart you want one China cup or mug

Ooh mug please Voddy passes a mug and a slice of cake"

Ooh, yum yum

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant?

I can't drink one...fecking tooth is too sensitive

Oh, what's happened?

Got too have a extraction tomorrow but the feckers killing now "

Oh bless Ya, not nice. Take as many painkillers as you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant?

I can't drink one...fecking tooth is too sensitive

Oh, what's happened?

Got too have a extraction tomorrow but the feckers killing now

Oh bless Ya, not nice. Take as many painkillers as you can."

Took a deep breath when I just got out of car...fecking cold air!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its 08.10 wheres the fecking coffee

On its way its cold

It wasn't when I made it ffs i blame felix

Yeah the dodgy fecker likes milk...did he lick the leaf off it again?no he stuck his you know what in it

His fecking co*k? nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Co*k tail? nooooooooooo

Aw your going to have to fecking spill ffs ive already spillt me coffee

The fecking beans....and that's not the coffee beans ffs

Anyone got any instant?

I can't drink one...fecking tooth is too sensitive

Oh, what's happened?

Got too have a extraction tomorrow but the feckers killing now

Oh bless Ya, not nice. Take as many painkillers as you can.

Took a deep breath when I just got out of car...fecking cold air! "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

"

careful mind that oilil oops too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late"

*Thud*

Oops

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

"

Hello sweetie, nice to see you back!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops "

Bet you got a sore bum now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now! "

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

Hello sweetie, nice to see you back! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now! "

Nah, it's got plenty of padding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier "

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

Nah, it's got plenty of padding "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back "

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now "

...and cellars....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars.... "

Dungeons

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees "

Haha Is that the knitting club

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars....

Dungeons "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club "

don't think it will be choir practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club "

Your getting a little cocky young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars....

Dungeons

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club don't think it will be choir practice "

Local workies club....I go in once a year to pay my subs.

I know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now "

Shhhhh, don't give all our secrets away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

Shhhhh, don't give all our secrets away "

Aw you don't do dodgy stuff though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

Shhhhh, don't give all our secrets away

Aw you don't do dodgy stuff though "

You haven't fully tested all my areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me I just sneezed then my teeth clanged together....you fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me I just sneezed then my teeth clanged together....you fecker "

Me? Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me I just sneezed then my teeth clanged together....you fecker

Me? Why? "

No it actually happened

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Feck me I just sneezed then my teeth clanged together....you fecker "

At least the teeth in the bedside glass were safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me I just sneezed then my teeth clanged together....you fecker

At least the teeth in the bedside glass were safe "

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars....

Dungeons "

And Dragons

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck me I just sneezed then my teeth clanged together....you fecker

At least the teeth in the bedside glass were safe

"

chortles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars....

Dungeons

And Dragons "

You only blow off hot air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening All

Mr K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

Mr K "

Evening kinky

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club

Your getting a little cocky young lady"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening all

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars....

Dungeons

And Dragons

You only blow off hot air "

And best not mention what you blow! Can you explain your reduced club subscriptions?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club

Your getting a little cocky young lady

"

how rude how do you know what size shes getting

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening sami passes a steaming mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good evening _amiss....little minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club

Your getting a little cocky young lady

how rude how do you know what size shes getting"

Pmsl this actually made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*cartwheels and dances into thread *

Hello lovelies

careful mind that oilil oops too late

*Thud*

Oops

Bet you got a sore bum now!

That's my cue

Evening birthday girl...look out for that coffee spit out earlier

Hello Mistress... Glad to be back

Next tell me before you bugger off...I know all the good hotels now

...and cellars....

Dungeons

And Dragons

You only blow off hot air

And best not mention what you blow! Can you explain your reduced club subscriptions?"

Full whack....I paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club

Your getting a little cocky young lady

how rude how do you know what size shes getting"

Just spit my luke warm coffee out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening sami passes a steaming mug "

Tw*t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm off to the club to pay my subs

Better get it right my annual club fees

Haha Is that the knitting club

Your getting a little cocky young lady

how rude how do you know what size shes getting

Pmsl this actually made me chuckle "

Same here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening sami passes a steaming mug "

Thank you Voddy

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