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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I’m not gay

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'd prefer them to be genuine in their approach and not alter it because they think that's the secret formula to getting fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below."

One line messages along the lines of, "Hi, are you free now I have a hard cock just for you".

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ignoring the male half of a club when messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below."

Assuming that because im sub they can dominant me

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below."

All salient points but it seems to me that the sort of people who do that, don’t come anywhere near the forums, apart from the odd troll who will do all that deliberately to get a rise, so I don’t think it’s going to change much.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below.

All salient points but it seems to me that the sort of people who do that, don’t come anywhere near the forums, apart from the odd troll who will do all that deliberately to get a rise, so I don’t think it’s going to change much. "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Asking me what I'm wearing.

Asking me where I'd like their spunk.

Asking me to go to their hotel.

Stuff like that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men."

That’s an urban legend! There are no couples who want to meet single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very rarely block anyone unless they send multiple messages but here is my criteria on whether I reply

1/ I look at both the profile and message

2/ See whether I am physically attracted to them (this is where good photos help).

3/ Check what is written in the profile and the message to get an initial impression of their personality.

4/ Read their verifications and from that scan the people they have met.

A person can 'fail' at any one of those steps (some much quicker than others) but if not I will start up a conversation with them.

I am very specific in what I am looking for which cuts down the number of messages I get which helps.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Ignoring the male half of a club when messaging "
couple not club

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men."

Can we also help couples who want to meet single women then?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men.

That’s an urban legend! There are no couples who want to meet single men "

and if there are they'll find you not the other way around

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men.

Can we also help couples who want to meet single women then? "

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminding women its a fuck site, so by definition we should be waiting meet ready for any cock

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The only thing I'd give an instant block for is abuse

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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below.

All salient points but it seems to me that the sort of people who do that, don’t come anywhere near the forums, apart from the odd troll who will do all that deliberately to get a rise, so I don’t think it’s going to change much. "

Fair point

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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men."

That's easy. Delete and block the dickheads.

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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"and next...advice for couples wanting to meet single men.

That’s an urban legend! There are no couples who want to meet single men "

How wrong you are

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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Very rarely block anyone unless they send multiple messages but here is my criteria on whether I reply

1/ I look at both the profile and message

2/ See whether I am physically attracted to them (this is where good photos help).

3/ Check what is written in the profile and the message to get an initial impression of their personality.

4/ Read their verifications and from that scan the people they have met.

A person can 'fail' at any one of those steps (some much quicker than others) but if not I will start up a conversation with them.

I am very specific in what I am looking for which cuts down the number of messages I get which helps.

"

You sound exactly like us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females and couple considering single males to join them...

We see the daily posts for guidance and advice on profiles etc, so let's give them some help by telling them what's most likely to earn an instant block.

We'll start...

1. Just cock pics.

2. Contacting us when you clearly haven't read our profiles.

3. Assuming we are waiting to shag anyone and everyone who messages us.

Add yours below."

I just don’t shag anyone OP....... just must people..... and their mates......... and pets

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm perfect. Like everybody else above me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit patronising, just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i have to start taking notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us couldn't give a shit if they have read the profile or not. A nice wee first message and easy going guy who's a good laugh and when they meet they go with the flow is sufficiant for most people surely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah yeah, whatever?

Who fancies a fuck?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thanks for the help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit patronising, just saying."

Couldn’t agree more.

Single guys get a shit time here. Thank god all the women and couples are so perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Ok, Brad & Angelina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my pics and ask yourself "Do I REALLY want to see that naked?"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Reminding women its a fuck site, so by definition we should be waiting meet ready for any cock

"

OK I'm waiting with my knickers round my ankles and swanning around in my bedroom in lingerie... Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at my pics and ask yourself "Do I REALLY want to see that naked?""

Go on then

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Reminding women its a fuck site, so by definition we should be waiting meet ready for any cock

OK I'm waiting with my knickers round my ankles and swanning around in my bedroom in lingerie... Any takers? "

You said 'swanning'...'waddling' would have won me over

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't help guys out, let them right rubbish and get blocked as it improves my already huge odds of meeting

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