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Is it unusual for men to shave their arseholes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was telling a mate how my arsenal stung as I accidentally cut the inside of one my arsecheeks when shaving and he reacted with shock and said he'd never heard of any man shaving his arsehole.

The implication was that only gay men do, but I thought it was a basic hygiene thing that everyone did. It's quite unpleasant to think about what would happen when taking a shit and having it pass through matted hair.

Do you (straight men) shave/wax your arseholes, or is this unusual?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I get the barber to do it. After he’s done my eyebrows though, I won’t fall for doing it in the wrong order again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're quite flexible then ? Or do you have a combination of mirrors and a leg cocked up on the sink

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"You're quite flexible then ? Or do you have a combination of mirrors and a leg cocked up on the sink"

It’s more like one of those robot lawn mowers with suckers for wheels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're quite flexible then ? Or do you have a combination of mirrors and a leg cocked up on the sink"

No, it's easy, I just do it standing in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're quite flexible then ? Or do you have a combination of mirrors and a leg cocked up on the sink

It’s more like one of those robot lawn mowers with suckers for wheels "

A face down on the bed and spread 'em job then

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Mercifully not a problem I've ever had to contend with as am pretty much hairless all over apart from the obvious places - don't think it's that unusual though from the number of places that do back, sack and crack waxes these days

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Plaits and ribbons, no need for matting guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apply veet on the dry arse for 3 mins wait till the ring sting then quickly shower.

Timing IS paramount with veet though so be careful

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I guess it depends how hairy your butt crack is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez... you wouldn't want to mix up your razor for your chin with the rusty one would you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what they say. A man who tidys his house, expects visitors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what they say. A man who tidys his house, expects visitors "

He's not tidying the house, he's trimming the hedges and keeping the backyard free of debris. If he starts clearing the foyer of the backdoor, then he's expecting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know men who shave theirs. I tell them no need to do it for my benefit because I like hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know men who shave theirs. I tell them no need to do it for my benefit because I like hair. "

So would you rim a man with a hairy arse, baring in my mind that there would be particles of human shit in the hair?

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

dont think so .. i see loads of shaved arseholes waking around..seems quite common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaving your hoop? Nope, that is never happening.. Shaving my ball sack is delicate enough. Can't imagine trying to shave my hoop, i'd need to be in a hall of mirrors to be able to get a good look at what i was attempting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah it’s common. I’m always smooth down below. I think it looks and feels better.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m not shaving mine. I like the slight tickle it creates when you fart.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"I’m not shaving mine. I like the slight tickle it creates when you fart."

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax strips .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it because I get rimmed and it's easy to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what they say. A man who tidys his house, expects visitors

He's not tidying the house, he's trimming the hedges and keeping the backyard free of debris. If he starts clearing the foyer of the backdoor, then he's expecting. "

My bladder just cried.... a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "

I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I shave my balls and have a trim but shaving the bum is way too damn tricky and I haven’t time for that!

Could do with a back sack and crack wax off a professional. Wish Ms Wilkes was still about.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread "

Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread

Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!

"

Point that toe right to the sky

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread

Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!

Point that toe right to the sky"

And look up indignantly without adjusting your position when you catch someone watching!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My ex said I was an arsehole and used to like shaving my privates if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread

Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!

Point that toe right to the sky

And look up indignantly without adjusting your position when you catch someone watching! "

perfect

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made my day. Some of you lot are feckin hilarious!

I have shaved the crack once, but it was impossible to get a clean shave, so was left with what felt like Velcro.

Since switching to a double edged "safety" razor, I'm not particularly fond of shaving down there at all now!

I might try veet, but heard so many horror stories about it, that I might just go feral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may be "normal" for you OP.

It may be beyond comprehension for others....

It's about personal choice not doing what you think is right wrong normal strange or what others think you "should" do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse is behind me, so need a couple of well places mirrors in order to achieve such smoothness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

I think I'd need most of my rib cage removed to be able to clean like my cats do... And with that thought I leave the thread

Now I have a properly vivid mental image of a cat type pose with a razor!

Point that toe right to the sky

And look up indignantly without adjusting your position when you catch someone watching!

perfect "

When my furry felines do that I say they are busy playing the bagpipes

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By *randMrsTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I was telling a mate how my arsenal stung as I accidentally cut the inside of one my arsecheeks when shaving and he reacted with shock and said he'd never heard of any man shaving his arsehole.

The implication was that only gay men do, but I thought it was a basic hygiene thing that everyone did. It's quite unpleasant to think about what would happen when taking a shit and having it pass through matted hair.

Do you (straight men) shave/wax your arseholes, or is this unusual?"

My hubby trims his butt hair the same as his balls .

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont think so .. i see loads of shaved arseholes waking around..seems quite common"

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "

I have often wondered about really fat people; then I am forced to apply mind bleach.

Doctor Delerium

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Being hairy, and having suffered the prickly grow-back once, I simply ensure I synchronise shits and showers!

Failing that a sink is useful. Though that got some looks in the public toilets at Liverpool Street the other day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know men who shave theirs. I tell them no need to do it for my benefit because I like hair.

So would you rim a man with a hairy arse, baring in my mind that there would be particles of human shit in the hair?"

If he had shaved and didn't bathe there would still be shit particles on his arse. Hairy men bathe too you know.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

I have often wondered about really fat people; then I am forced to apply mind bleach.

Doctor Delerium"

I’m pretty sure they wipe their arse too. Applying bleach is a different thing!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

If they're into rimming then no

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By *otonwatcherMan
over a year ago

...

I had it done once. It was so sore when the hairs started to grow back and the chaffing of the cheeks when i walked was unbearable. Always felt damp down there too. Plus I couldn't let the slightest fart out without doing a thunder clap. I've always left it natural back there, no need to shave it.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

@ thunder clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shave my balls and have a trim but shaving the bum is way too damn tricky and I haven’t time for that!

Could do with a back sack and crack wax off a professional. Wish Ms Wilkes was still about. "

She’s back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem. "

Yeah but cats lick their own arses clean.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I’m a bit perturbed by the ‘matting’ description... I mean how hard is it to wipe your arse properly and indeed wash properly on a daily basis. My cat manages to keep her arse clean, I’m not sure how humans would ever have this problem.

Yeah but cats lick their own arses clean. "

Yeah... my point was that we don’t have to resort to that so there’s no real excuse for having a clarty crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being hairy, and having suffered the prickly grow-back once, I simply ensure I synchronise shits and showers!

Failing that a sink is useful. Though that got some looks in the public toilets at Liverpool Street the other day..."

Perfect use of alliteration there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they just shaved the arse crack but left the rest of their bum hairy, wouldn't that look a bit weird?

Asking for a friend.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I tried shaving mine, thought it would be appreciated. But he told me to "fuck off!" He's such an asshole...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It needs a boys club forming, so you can do each others, such as in the showers after one of your classes or in the sauna.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i do trim mine with my Braun shaver .

too awkward to actually shave it ..

i think gay guys keep their bums cleaner than straight guys for obvious reasons .. tho thats not the reason i refuse to meet straight men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't understand all these people who say it's difficult and that they'd need mirrors etc... Do you not have any feeling on your arses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave my butt crack. Generally don’t use a mirror unless I want to ensure there are no strays. Done it for years, never hurt myself

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