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"Where you all at?! " Err well that’s not me, I think I equal a pork scratching! | |||
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"Lol seriously!! You are going to troll me with a completely new thread?! " No.... I made a thread so you didn't fee left out.... I was being nice. Cant fucking win | |||
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"Lol seriously!! You are going to troll me with a completely new thread?! No.... I made a thread so you didn't fee left out.... I was being nice. Cant fucking win Haha.. you are awesome " | |||
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"Where you all at?! " Whole body ? Parts of me are that | |||
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"Are they fat though??? " 15% of them are | |||
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"Are they fat though??? 15% of them are " Hang on, what about the other 85%?! | |||
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"Are they fat though??? 15% of them are Hang on, what about the other 85%?! " Muscle and gubbins | |||
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"Are they fat though??? 15% of them are Hang on, what about the other 85%?! Muscle and gubbins " Ooh, I like muscles & gubbins | |||
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"Are they fat though??? 15% of them are Hang on, what about the other 85%?! Muscle and gubbins " Mainly water, bone etc | |||
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"Are they fat though??? 15% of them are Hang on, what about the other 85%?! Muscle and gubbins Mainly water, bone etc " I wish my boner was 85% | |||
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"Little secret guys..... No one is left out.... That's because I started this thread for the gynaecologist who was feeling g left out " You are my best friend on this thread | |||
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"Where ate all you people getting your fat measured? And WHY!?!?! " *are! | |||
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"Little secret guys..... No one is left out.... That's because I started this thread for the gynaecologist who was feeling g left out You are my best friend on this thread " Ahhh just on this thread?! | |||
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"Where ate all you people getting your fat measured? And WHY!?!?! " Yeah this. It won't cost any less to get burnt when you check out so why give a fuck | |||
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"This is deliberately against those with 16% body fat! " Lazy fat bastuds! | |||
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"Where ate all you people getting your fat measured? And WHY!?!?! " Health checks, including knowing how much fat is clustered around your organs. | |||
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"Where ate all you people getting your fat measured? And WHY!?!?! " When you go for a general health check up, your GP will do it and give you a slip with your height, weight and BMI. Also blood pressure and all that | |||
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"Where ate all you people getting your fat measured? And WHY!?!?! When you go for a general health check up, your GP will do it and give you a slip with your height, weight and BMI. Also blood pressure and all that " I think my GP's a cheapskate! All I've ever got is "everything is good", or words to that effect. | |||
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"Where ate all you people getting your fat measured? And WHY!?!?! When you go for a general health check up, your GP will do it and give you a slip with your height, weight and BMI. Also blood pressure and all that I think my GP's a cheapskate! All I've ever got is "everything is good", or words to that effect." Yeah same here. Wheres my slip of paper | |||
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"So, if I get up to 30%, and we did it, would that be like having a threesome?" I like your thinking ... x | |||
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"Where you all at?! How is this measured?" With my teeth as calipers | |||
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"Dam. Im 17% " What's 2% among friends?! | |||
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"Im at about 28% acording to that bmi machine. Im obesse!! so that rules me out!! Any ladies that like a dad bod??" Oh yes ....plenty of us | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me?" There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C" Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C " Not a guarantee that he'll have the kit, but he should know more about it than I do | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C" Sounds a bit s and m | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Sounds a bit s and m " I suppose, if you have a pinching fetish C | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C " Yeah maybe not. Mine was from a bupa health check at work. | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C Yeah maybe not. Mine was from a bupa health check at work. " Lacking a health care package with work (I'm self employed and my boss won't pay for it) I'll stick with tapping up my PT mate | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C Yeah maybe not. Mine was from a bupa health check at work. Lacking a health care package with work (I'm self employed and my boss won't pay for it) I'll stick with tapping up my PT mate " He might not have the electric gizmo. (Or an mri scanner!) The calipers won't tell you how much visceral fat you have, and that's the one that kills you. As you don't know its there. | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C Yeah maybe not. Mine was from a bupa health check at work. Lacking a health care package with work (I'm self employed and my boss won't pay for it) I'll stick with tapping up my PT mate " You're the same height as i am, how much do you weigh? I'm 75kg. Or 11,11 in st. | |||
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"I'm genuinely intrigued as to how I would go about finding out what my percentage would be... Anyone care to enlighten me? There are machines that do it by sending an electrical current through you. The best way is using skin calipers on various body parts, plug the numbers in to an equation, and you get your percentage. Probably best done an a PT. C Right. So my mate that's a PT and nutritionist should have the necessary gear? I shall be asking questions over food and beers when I see him this evening. Cheers C Yeah maybe not. Mine was from a bupa health check at work. Lacking a health care package with work (I'm self employed and my boss won't pay for it) I'll stick with tapping up my PT mate He might not have the electric gizmo. (Or an mri scanner!) The calipers won't tell you how much visceral fat you have, and that's the one that kills you. As you don't know its there. " Eurgh... Well, I did just get my "congratulations! You're fourty! Come get checked out to see how much life you have left!" letter. Maybe I'll get that booked and that'll tell me | |||
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"Where you all at?! " Which finger are we talking about here Evie | |||
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"Where you all at?! Err well that’s not me, I think I equal a pork scratching! " In fairness, pork scratchings are delicious. | |||
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"Where you all at?! " the gym or jogging skinny bar stewards | |||
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"Pinch test. Or pop into boots they have scales with a bmi reader but not always accurate 100%" Just divide your weight by your height and you will get your BMI | |||
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"Pinch test. Or pop into boots they have scales with a bmi reader but not always accurate 100% Just divide your weight by your height and you will get your BMI " BMI = Body to Mass Index Thank me later | |||
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"I just lost 6lb in 10 days! Not bad eh?!" Not bad at all | |||
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"Pinch test. Or pop into boots they have scales with a bmi reader but not always accurate 100% Just divide your weight by your height and you will get your BMI " Yeah again no so accurate look at for instance a rugby player 5ft 8 but 16 stone would say his bmi is high but he’s stacked and ripped | |||
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"Im at about 28% acording to that bmi machine. Im obesse!! so that rules me out!! Any ladies that like a dad bod??" Yeah girls..... dad bods rock.... built for comfort | |||
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"I just lost 6lb in 10 days! Not bad eh?! Not bad at all " I lose 14.99 pound every month..... for a gym i don't use enough haha. | |||
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"Pinch test. Or pop into boots they have scales with a bmi reader but not always accurate 100% Just divide your weight by your height and you will get your BMI Yeah again no so accurate look at for instance a rugby player 5ft 8 but 16 stone would say his bmi is high but he’s stacked and ripped " Stacked because he eats a lot and ripped ermmm he works out so | |||
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"I just lost 6lb in 10 days! Not bad eh?! Not bad at all I lose 14.99 pound every month..... for a gym i don't use enough haha." 14.99!!! Deals!! Even if you go once a week | |||
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"dam i never get the low in body fat but i down to 32% so far from 52% " good on ya | |||
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"I just lost 6lb in 10 days! Not bad eh?! Not bad at all I lose 14.99 pound every month..... for a gym i don't use enough haha. 14.99!!! Deals!! Even if you go once a week " Puregym..... and i work nights .... so works for me | |||
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"dam i never get the low in body fat but i down to 32% so far from 52% " That’s great work | |||
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"Got to admire your brass neck." Psst..... It was a bit if a jokey thread because bananaman felt left out.... Read all of the posts before jumping to conclusions usually saves embarrassment and looking a bit silly. | |||
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"Actually id say my body fat is less than 15% but I weigh 15.5 stone " Are you guessing? | |||
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"Actually id say my body fat is less than 15% but I weigh 15.5 stone Are you guessing?" of course its poetic licence | |||
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"Think im closer to 150% than 15% lol " nothing wrong with that | |||
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