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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ask me a question... anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's tonight's winning lottery numbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many orgasms will I have tomorrow night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pop to the chippy for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever cried in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you drive?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Have you watched Channel 4s Derry Girls?

It's really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask me a question... anything

What’s your favourite part of the penis?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Why does your profile say you’re straight when all your veris are from men you’ve had sex with?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Have you watched Channel 4s Derry Girls?

It's really good

I love it - so funny and clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does your profile say you’re straight when all your veris are from men you’ve had sex with?

Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What question do you want us to ask you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does your profile say you’re straight when all your veris are from men you’ve had sex with?

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Maybe I can answer this one for him:

Straight on here often means "fab straight"

This is different from "normal straight"

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

;) I wish I knew

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hopefully 5 - 10

have fun

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Large or small ? ;-0

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lool that's random, yea probably as a kid

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

A spaceship

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I haven't, what's it about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I, will I be famous? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press reply and quote so we know whose questions you're answering. It gets confusing otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will I, will I be famous? XXX"

I can't answer, I can't answer that.

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I would have to say the helmet 8===D

You?

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

are you a sucker or a fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you ever answer quoting the question so we know what your replying to?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In less than ten words, explain the term, Fiscal Stimulus

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lol I guess U said it quite well. I'm not attracted to men, but I am to cock, when I'm horny. I know that probably doesn't make sense

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Press reply and quote so we know whose questions you're answering. It gets confusing otherwise.

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sorry just seen this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In less than ten words, explain the term, Fiscal Stimulus

offering money for sex?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Whats your credit card number and the 3 numbers on the back?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"are you a sucker or a fucker"
more of a tucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Press reply and quote so we know whose questions you're answering. It gets confusing otherwise.

sorry just seen this"

No apologies needed, just helping to make you're fab forum experience more enriching.

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Will you ever answer quoting the question so we know what your replying to?

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sorry I'm new to the forum. I know now

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In less than ten words, explain the term, Fiscal Stimulus

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I've had beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does your profile say you’re straight when all your veris are from men you’ve had sex with?

Hahahahahahahhaahaaha

God loves a trier

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Whats your credit card number and the 3 numbers on the back? "
1 sec lemme find it...

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Press reply and quote so we know whose questions you're answering. It gets confusing otherwise.

sorry just seen this

No apologies needed, just helping to make you're fab forum experience more enriching. "
thaaanx I surely am enriched :D

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who put the bop in the bop shoo bop ?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

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lool I had to just try, yea I can. U?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

I have a feeling you have tried that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will I, will I be famous? XXX

I can't answer, I can't answer that.

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

lool I had to just try, yea I can. U?"

pics!!

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

lool I had to just try, yea I can. U?"

Oddly I can only do it with my right heel. I'm less flexible with my left leg lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

lool I had to just try, yea I can. U?

Oddly I can only do it with my right heel. I'm less flexible with my left leg lol!"

pics!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have to say the helmet 8===D

You?"

Excellent art skills !!

Thanks for asking, I surveyed lots of people yesterday and not one of them asked my opinion... the big vein that powers penis (dorsal vein), it’s truly a gift from god.

Happy evening pal

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Can you touch your balls with the heel of your foot?

lool I had to just try, yea I can. U?

Oddly I can only do it with my right heel. I'm less flexible with my left leg lol!

pics!!"

It's really not that sexy looking. Like a broken pretzel

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why haven't you filled your profile in?

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Does god exist??

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

In toy story 1, if buzz doesn't realise he's a toy why doesn't he talk when people are around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask me a question... anything

Have you ever fucked something other than a human?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the 3rd man on the moon?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When will the bad guy in Corrie get his comeuppance,cos it's irritating me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In toy story 1, if buzz doesn't realise he's a toy why doesn't he talk when people are around? "

You monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will the bad guy in Corrie get his comeuppance,cos it's irritating me?"

He will when they've dragged the story line out for another 6 months

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

How many nipples does an octopus have????

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

How deep is your love...your love....bee jees

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"When will the bad guy in Corrie get his comeuppance,cos it's irritating me?

He will when they've dragged the story line out for another 6 months

I would hope for their sake they don't as it's starting to annoy viewer's now,they did say on the tv it wouldn't be going on for too much longer,so fingers crossed

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Lol I guess U said it quite well. I'm not attracted to men, but I am to cock, when I'm horny. I know that probably doesn't make sense"

You arelooking for men a tv/ts in your meet posted for 31st too

So are you not into women at all?

Dont sound too straight to me

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why haven't you filled your profile in?"
I'm lazy and mysterious

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Does god exist??"
no, not in my opinion

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ask me a question... anything

Have you ever fucked something other than a human?

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no, not yet ;D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you get abs? What exercises?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Who was the 3rd man on the moon?"
hoo Knowles

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In toy story 1, if buzz doesn't realise he's a toy why doesn't he talk when people are around? "
he was on it the night before and lost his voice

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"When will the bad guy in Corrie get his comeuppance,cos it's irritating me?"
someone will have to help, I dont watch C.S

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How deep is your love...your love....bee jees"
i'd say 6-8 inches

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How many nipples does an octopus have????"
3...facts! Ive got one

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Does father christmas exist my bother??

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why when it rains does the raindrops go up your windscreen on your car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats my wank day record

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Whats that over there?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How did you get abs? What exercises? "
just sit ups / crunches

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Does father christmas exist my bother??"
yes, if you want him to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will the bad guy in Corrie get his comeuppance,cos it's irritating me?

He will when they've dragged the story line out for another 6 months

I would hope for their sake they don't as it's starting to annoy viewer's now,they did say on the tv it wouldn't be going on for too much longer,so fingers crossed"

Hope so... It IS getting tedious...

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why when it rains does the raindrops go up your windscreen on your car? "
coz you're going forward so it pushes em up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask me a question... anything

Have you ever fucked something other than a human?

no, not yet ;D"

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Whats my wank day record"
7 or 8

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Why when it rains does the raindrops go up your windscreen on your car? coz you're going forward so it pushes em up

Even when stopped at traffic light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How sore will my head be in the morning?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ask me a question... anything

Have you ever fucked something other than a human?

no, not yet ;D

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have you?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

If I was any type of animal other than human what kind of animal would I be?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why when it rains does the raindrops go up your windscreen on your car? coz you're going forward so it pushes em up

Even when stopped at traffic light? "
yep its magic and wind and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have to say the helmet 8===D

You?

Excellent art skills !!

Thanks for asking, I surveyed lots of people yesterday and not one of them asked my opinion... the big vein that powers penis (dorsal vein), it’s truly a gift from god.

Happy evening pal

As a female not a fan of an overly veiny cock. I’m a nurse and it just makes me think about taking blood and cannulas (don’t ask)

Definitely a nice head and a nice straight shaft for me

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How sore will my head be in the morning?"
on a scale of 1-10 hopefully a 6. How many drinks deep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sore will my head be in the morning?"

If my calculations are correct. Human + beer/alcohol in large quantities over a short period of time/ lack of sleep = potentially very sore head

My advice paracetamol and a pint before bed.

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I was any type of animal other than human what kind of animal would I be? "
I would say a llama. Anyone else ^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will the bad guy in Corrie get his comeuppance,cos it's irritating me?

He will when they've dragged the story line out for another 6 months

I would hope for their sake they don't as it's starting to annoy viewer's now,they did say on the tv it wouldn't be going on for too much longer,so fingers crossed

Hope so... It IS getting tedious...

He's a serial killer.. They don't get caught quickly or they wouldn't have chance to be a serial killer would they?

The longer the story goes on, the more factually correct it is.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"If I was any type of animal other than human what kind of animal would I be? I would say a llama. Anyone else ^^^^"

Very apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are my boobs?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I would have to say the helmet 8===D

You?

Excellent art skills !!

Thanks for asking, I surveyed lots of people yesterday and not one of them asked my opinion... the big vein that powers penis (dorsal vein), it’s truly a gift from god.

Happy evening pal

As a female not a fan of an overly veiny cock. I’m a nurse and it just makes me think about taking blood and cannulas (don’t ask)

Definitely a nice head and a nice straight shaft for me

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I definitely wont ask 8-0 lol good comment tho. Thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does my arse get spotty when I have a meet planned

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I was any type of animal other than human what kind of animal would I be? I would say a llama. Anyone else ^^^^

Very apt "

What would you say

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What size are my boobs? "
well all ur pics are private, so I'm going blind...36c

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why does my arse get spotty when I have a meet planned"
paha love it... coz life's a bitch, a spotty bitch

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Shall I have another gin & tonic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What size are my boobs? well all ur pics are private, so I'm going blind...36c"

Haven’t been a C cup since I was about 12. Haha I’m a 38G/H depending on the bra.

Would love small boobs again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I have another gin & tonic?"

That’s a silly question. The answer is always yes!

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shall I have another gin & tonic?"
yep defo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sore will my head be in the morning?

If my calculations are correct. Human + beer/alcohol in large quantities over a short period of time/ lack of sleep = potentially very sore head

My advice paracetamol and a pint before bed. "

I don't do meds unless it's essential but will go for another pint before bed deffo not looking forward to tomorrow lol

But I'm not a quitter on way to Eastleigh now to suffer more drinks

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

How many tonnes of mass does the sun burn off per second?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does your profile say you’re straight when all your veris are from men you’ve had sex with?

Brilliant!

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What size are my boobs? well all ur pics are private, so I'm going blind...36c

Haven’t been a C cup since I was about 12. Haha I’m a 38G/H depending on the bra.

Would love small boobs again "
well, I was going in blind. Maybe if I have a feel...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Why are all the straight men bi?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why does your profile say you’re straight when all your veris are from men you’ve had sex with?

Brilliant!"
whys it brilliant?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

" Why are all the straight men bi?"
because women are very hard to come by on here. That aren't looking for money! I lie?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How many tonnes of mass does the sun burn off per second?

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17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What size are my boobs? well all ur pics are private, so I'm going blind...36c

Haven’t been a C cup since I was about 12. Haha I’m a 38G/H depending on the bra.

Would love small boobs again well, I was going in blind. Maybe if I have a feel..."

Cheeky!! Find a girl to come with you and maybe you can join me and J for some mmff fun just saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

And the real question that everyone has been avoiding..........

Just how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Fuck it! Too slow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you spell question wrong in your thread title?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Fuck it! Too slow!!"
was that seriously a coincidence?

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why did you spell question wrong in your thread title? "
you fucker! You made me check!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did you spell question wrong in your thread title? you fucker! You made me check!"

You know you spelt it wrong, don't you. Look again.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Fuck it! Too slow!!was that seriously a coincidence?"

Yep

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By *ondonfun28 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why did you spell question wrong in your thread title? "
shit I actually did.. maybe oot many beers

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"How many tonnes of mass does the sun burn off per second?

17"

Wrong, its 4 million

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