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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of red please and one for yourself of course.

What's the news I'm a nosey buggar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of red please and one for yourself of course.

What's the news I'm a nosey buggar. "

Glass of red coming right up and thank you I’ll have one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our usual please

What we celebrating?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!

In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!

In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit

Zot! Stupid autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our usual please

What we celebrating? "

Usual? Please refresh my memory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!

In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit

Coming right up

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I’m still on dry January so just a slimline tonic with ice & lime please x

Glad someone has had good news xx

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a with ice and a slice of lemon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a with ice and a slice of lemon please "
oops forgot the lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m still on dry January so just a slimline tonic with ice & lime please x

Glad someone has had good news xx

B x"

I only lasted 2 weeks of dry January, well done the end is near, here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic here please. And one for your lovely self

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh yes please its that time of the week. Sex on the beach cocktail yum yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a with ice and a slice of lemon please "

Here’s your cola with ice and lemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic here please. And one for your lovely self

Coming right up and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes please its that time of the week. Sex on the beach cocktail yum yum

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats Mrs brunette

I’d like a lager please

Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of JD's and c#ke (the liquid brown stuff which mods won't let us post the c word, mean people

) , pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congrats Mrs brunette

I’d like a lager please

Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself

Why thank you kind gentleman, here’s your drinks.

However I’m not a Mrs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of JD's and c#ke (the liquid brown stuff which mods won't let us post the c word, mean people

) , pretty please. "

2 JD and cola coming right up

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x

Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

G&t (plymouth gin ) for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic here please. And one for your lovely self

Coming right up and thank you

You are a very stunning bar girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I'm in Camden now and having a few mine is a fireball please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x

Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx"

Coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&t (plymouth gin ) for me xx

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco. Bottle. Please.

Have a glass SexyB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a white wine, always good to get Good news x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic here please. And one for your lovely self

Coming right up and thank you

You are a very stunning bar girl

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes I'm in Camden now and having a few mine is a fireball please

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prosecco. Bottle. Please.

Have a glass SexyB

Shall we share a few bottles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a white wine, always good to get Good news x "

Coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations. When's it due?

I'll have a nice pint of English ale and one for the lovely lady me Janice that helped me get my tractor going today.

So I'm celebrating too cos I can finally work the land with my Massey Ferguson rather that wheelbarrow. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I do love pretend drinks.

Jamiesons with ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congrats Mrs brunette

I’d like a lager please

Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself

Why thank you kind gentleman, here’s your drinks.

However I’m not a Mrs!

Aha, apologies !

A toast... to good news, especially for those people amongst us that have been through shitty times lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi there so glad you have had some good news hun I will have a nice cold glass of rosy wine thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of vodka please

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pint of coffee porter please!!

And congrats on your good news :D

Right.. who fancies a game of pool?? *chalks tip*

And someone stick some choons on please !!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Bottle of vodka please

awwww

((hugs))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats hun. Mines a Smirnoff vodka and xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations. When's it due?

I'll have a nice pint of English ale and one for the lovely lady me Janice that helped me get my tractor going today.

So I'm celebrating too cos I can finally work the land with my Massey Ferguson rather that wheelbarrow. Cheers"

Drink coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.

Jamiesons with ice please"

Hehe here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco. Bottle. Please.

Have a glass SexyB

Shall we share a few bottles?

I think it’s wise.

Let’s toast your good news

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congrats Mrs brunette

I’d like a lager please

Prosecco for my wife and a cider for yourself

Why thank you kind gentleman, here’s your drinks.

However I’m not a Mrs!

Aha, apologies !

A toast... to good news, especially for those people amongst us that have been through shitty times lately."

I’ll definitely join you on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi there so glad you have had some good news hun I will have a nice cold glass of rosy wine thanks "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for a new drink to replace JD and cola.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of vodka please

Oh after what you told me, you need it enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of coffee porter please!!

And congrats on your good news :D

Right.. who fancies a game of pool?? *chalks tip*

And someone stick some choons on please !! "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congrats hun. Mines a Smirnoff vodka and xx"

Here’s your Smirnoff and cola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of prosecco for me please. And one for yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prosecco. Bottle. Please.

Have a glass SexyB

Shall we share a few bottles?

I think it’s wise.

Let’s toast your good news

Yes let’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congrats hun. Mines a Smirnoff vodka and xx

Here’s your Smirnoff and cola!

"
chin chin xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a new drink to replace JD and cola. "

Hmmm what do you fancy instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of prosecco for me please. And one for yourself x"

Coming right up and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large gin, tonic and bitter lemon please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes I'm in Camden now and having a few mine is a fireball please

Here you go "

Thank you very much anything you want us yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and Pepsi Max

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large gin, tonic and bitter lemon please? "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and Pepsi Max

coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.

Jamiesons with ice please

Hehe here’s your drink

Would you mind putting that in a tall glass please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.

Jamiesons with ice please

Hehe here’s your drink

Would you mind putting that in a tall glass please

Oh my apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a large gin, tonic and bitter lemon please? "

I much better drink in reality to pretendee

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.

Jamiesons with ice please

Hehe here’s your drink

Would you mind putting that in a tall glass please

Oh my apologies

I know,I'm a fussy bugger,but as we're pretending might as well do it right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I do love pretend drinks.

Jamiesons with ice please

Hehe here’s your drink

Would you mind putting that in a tall glass please

Oh my apologies

I know,I'm a fussy bugger,but as we're pretending might as well do it right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great to hear you've had good news MsB - Can I join you in celebrating with a Lemonade?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great to hear you've had good news MsB - Can I join you in celebrating with a Lemonade? "

Of course, would you like ice with that PB?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x

Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx

Coming right up xx"

Sod the pint, I have a 26yro bottle of Moet I've been saving for a special occasion... I'll bring it with me in June xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

Whatever the news is, I'm happy you're happy & celebrating x

Pint of Maggie & cheers me dear xx

Coming right up xx

Sod the pint, I have a 26yro bottle of Moet I've been saving for a special occasion... I'll bring it with me in June xx"

Perfect, see you then

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Congratulations. When's it due?

I'll have a nice pint of English ale and one for the lovely lady me Janice that helped me get my tractor going today.

So I'm celebrating too cos I can finally work the land with my Massey Ferguson rather that wheelbarrow. Cheers"

Janice?

JANICE?

Pfffft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!

In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit

That sounds delish! Make that two please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kraken, ginger beer, ice and lime please!

In the absence of rum I'll have a Delirium Tremens or a Bruggse Sit

That sounds delish! Make that two please!"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great to hear you've had good news MsB - Can I join you in celebrating with a Lemonade?

Of course, would you like ice with that PB? "

But of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing dry January, so lemonade n black. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great to hear you've had good news MsB - Can I join you in celebrating with a Lemonade?

Of course, would you like ice with that PB?

But of course!

Here ya go then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm doing dry January, so lemonade n black. X "

Coming right up

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

A massive gin please lovely and cheers to your good news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Iron Maiden, and a Prosecco for the Mrs. please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A massive gin please lovely and cheers to your good news!"

Coming right up and I’ll join you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

I'm starting a weekend of celebrations for my 40tenth birthday so I will start with a glass of Malbec please...

I'll toast your good news too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Iron Maiden, and a Prosecco for the Mrs. please! "

Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

I'm starting a weekend of celebrations for my 40tenth birthday so I will start with a glass of Malbec please...

I'll toast your good news too

Ooo happy birthday celebrations, here’s your glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a new drink to replace JD and cola.

Hmmm what do you fancy instead? "

Vodka gives me a headache and I want to steer away from cola. Something fruity maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a new drink to replace JD and cola.

Hmmm what do you fancy instead?

Vodka gives me a headache and I want to steer away from cola. Something fruity maybe."

Can I get you a cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s friday, I’ve had some fabulous news today so I’m celebrating.

Right what’s everyone drinking?

I'm starting a weekend of celebrations for my 40tenth birthday so I will start with a glass of Malbec please...

I'll toast your good news too

Ooo happy birthday celebrations, here’s your glass

Cheers lovely x

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By *addynLouCouple
over a year ago

Mad House

Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X"

Any specific fizz! Xx

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By *addynLouCouple
over a year ago

Mad House

"Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X

Any specific fizz! Xx"

24k....gold bottle ....yummy! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X

Any specific fizz! Xx

24k....gold bottle ....yummy! X"

Bloody hell you ain’t cheap!

just kidding, let’s celebrate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers

Oh dark fruits do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers

Oh dark fruits do you?

I have a thirst for many things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers

Oh dark fruits do you?

I have a thirst for many things"

Oh I bet you do! However this is a bar, come on drink up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of fine Cabernet here to toast your good news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers

Oh dark fruits do you?

I have a thirst for many things

Oh I bet you do! However this is a bar, come on drink up

The service here is ridiculous. Who do I complain to? Door staff are shocking. I'll have a Guinness. Properly poured.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of fine Cabernet here to toast your good news

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have whatever you're having. Cheers

Oh dark fruits do you?

I have a thirst for many things

Oh I bet you do! However this is a bar, come on drink up

The service here is ridiculous. Who do I complain to? Door staff are shocking. I'll have a Guinness. Properly poured. "

I’m sorry I don’t have door staff, they are just the riff raff from darn road. Guinness coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass of fine Cabernet here to toast your good news

Coming right up "

Thank you! To what news are we toasting, may I ask?

Generous tip

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By *addynLouCouple
over a year ago

Mad House

"Birthday celebrations here too....I'll have a glass of fizz please! X

Any specific fizz! Xx

24k....gold bottle ....yummy! X

Bloody hell you ain’t cheap!

just kidding, let’s celebrate xx"

Chin chin sweets! XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of fine Cabernet here to toast your good news

Coming right up

Thank you! To what news are we toasting, may I ask?

Generous tip

We are just celebrating my good news and toasting to friends that have had shitty times of late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change."

There’s no riff raff in my bar, I can sort trouble out myself though

aye I’ll hold one for you

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over a year ago

"A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change.

There’s no riff raff in my bar, I can sort trouble out myself though

aye I’ll hold one for you "

Thank you. I am posting a positive review on Trip Advisor. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finely poured pint may I add. There are a lot of riff raff in this place. I have certain skills that could sort that. In the meantime can you put one in the pipe for me? Keep the change.

There’s no riff raff in my bar, I can sort trouble out myself though

aye I’ll hold one for you

Thank you. I am posting a positive review on Trip Advisor. Thank you.

Ha ha thanks, bar will be open again next Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fine fingering food to go with my glass of Cabernet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any fine fingering food to go with my glass of Cabernet ?

I have crisps? Or order from takeaway and get it delivered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh ... had hoped for some fine dark chocolate pressed against a fine warm female form to soften it just to the right temperature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh ... had hoped for some fine dark chocolate pressed against a fine warm female form to soften it just to the right temperature

No sorry we don’t do that here!

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