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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK I have a bet with _gnitemybody from when she posted her new pictures they one would make page 1 of hot pictures..well it's now at the top of page three...come on let's give it a good push and make me a fiver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On page 2 now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noted, seen, and already given my seal of approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/18 14:37:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bet you a fiver that show won't pay up.

Could end up costing ya £10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noted, seen, and already given my seal of approval "

Fanks...every penny is a prisoner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bet you a fiver that show won't pay up.

Could end up costing ya £10 "

Just one of the buggers needs to make it....don't you change the fecking odds now

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Go on then, as it’s you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then, as it’s you "

Fanks maccy....she had better cough up

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Bugger doing it for you MD...did it for _gnitemybody though

Actually they're very good pics so would probably have fabbed them without coercion

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Fabbed! She is a stunner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done. The lady is utterly stunning..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger doing it for you MD...did it for _gnitemybody though

Actually they're very good pics so would probably have fabbed them without coercion "

As long as it gets there I get my fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignitemybody you say? Easiest fiver you've ever earned, you shark...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed! She is a stunner "

I knew I could count on you sami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done. The lady is utterly stunning.. "

Cheers matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ignitemybody you say? Easiest fiver you've ever earned, you shark... "

Hey a bets a bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she’s gone bold with face pics, I’ve fingered away!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Fabbed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunning, done my bit with pleasure

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Page 2 and clumbing x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve done it from both accounts Swing will do it later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well that fell on bloody deaf ears didn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As she’s gone bold with face pics, I’ve fingered away! "

Good lad

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hate these thread's they're cringy as heck,you deserve your backside tanning,bloody hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed xx "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stunning, done my bit with pleasure "

Fanks matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Page 2 and clumbing x"

Hope you remembered to fab it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve done it from both accounts Swing will do it later "

3 votes yay cheers pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that fell on bloody deaf ears didn't it! "

Get you hand in your purse

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hate these thread's they're cringy as heck,you deserve your backside tanning,bloody hard!"

No mistress will enjoy that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate these thread's they're cringy as heck,you deserve your backside tanning,bloody hard!"

Stop it woman it's only a bloody fiver...jeez trying to nobble the fecking race eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beautiful "

You look ok too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate these thread's they're cringy as heck,you deserve your backside tanning,bloody hard!

No mistress will enjoy that! "

Only if I can tan hers too

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Fabbed them all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed them all x "

Oi don't go overboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Half way up page two....I'm in the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/18 15:27:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beautiful

You look ok too "

Thank you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money "

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beautiful

You look ok too

Thank you "

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary "

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fabbed it before i read this thread,shes fuckin hot!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done "

Fanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fabbed it before i read this thread,shes fuckin hot!!"

Don't you fecking spoil my bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will fab her now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, she has a beautiful face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush! "

That will be ignite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will fab her now! "

Cheers boldy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow, she has a beautiful face! "

I kinda thought that too

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I have fabbed but have to ask why that photo so I’ve fabbed her best ones too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fabbed it before i read this thread,shes fuckin hot!!

Don't you fecking spoil my bet "

Shes on my hotlist and it came up on my updates,im going to have a wank over that pic

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary "

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite"

Not a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to join this very worthy cause, a very attractive lady and well worth exercising my index finger on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance. "

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful lady x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that "

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f..."

I will open a can of whoop ass on trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

I will open a can of whoop ass on trolls"

Am i a white knight now?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers "

Have you seen the pair at number 1? Stunning..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f..."

You're welcome, lovely lady and your boobies are far lovelier than them huge ones!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers

Have you seen the pair at number 1? Stunning.. "

Obsolutely Clem obsolutely

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers

Have you seen the pair at number 1? Stunning.. "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

I will open a can of whoop ass on trolls

Am i a white knight now?"

Not in my mind no

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers

Have you seen the pair at number 1? Stunning..

Obsolutely Clem obsolutely "

My hubby always says you can't get close for a nice cuddle with big boobed ladies, although they're nice to play with ....for 2 minutes

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f..."

Nice bumhole

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

You're welcome, lovely lady and your boobies are far lovelier than them huge ones! "

Xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

Nice bumhole "

So you've said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a beautiful smile... fabbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have fabbed but have to ask why that photo so I’ve fabbed her best ones too lol "

Crawler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fabbed it before i read this thread,shes fuckin hot!!

Don't you fecking spoil my bet

Shes on my hotlist and it came up on my updates,im going to have a wank over that pic "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night "

Shush...we'll go halves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance. "

You watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m happy to join this very worthy cause, a very attractive lady and well worth exercising my index finger on "

You'll do for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that "

Agreed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves"

* I want 3 quid, or I'll nick all your support tights!*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers "

You'll get longer this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

I will open a can of whoop ass on trolls

Am i a white knight now?"

But still a tw*t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers

Have you seen the pair at number 1? Stunning.. "

Feck off clem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

You're welcome, lovely lady and your boobies are far lovelier than them huge ones! "

I'm saying feck all

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves"

Who's Nigel anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

I will open a can of whoop ass on trolls

Am i a white knight now?

Not in my mind no"

So you agree with me eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Holy shit! That girl at number 1 is lush!

That will be ignite

Not a chance.

I know I keep telling him that! Although I have actually been at the top once upon a time for like 15 minute's before I go squeezed by down by a huge pair of knockers

Have you seen the pair at number 1? Stunning..

Obsolutely Clem obsolutely

My hubby always says you can't get close for a nice cuddle with big boobed ladies, although they're nice to play with ....for 2 minutes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be nice to see someone fresh on page 1 and a deserving candidate at that

Why thankyou! I did tell him not to start this as they do invite the horrible remarks and they cringy as f...

Nice bumhole "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a beautiful smile... fabbed "

Cheers

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Fabbed a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

* I want 3 quid, or I'll nick all your support tights!* "

And they say the Scots are tight gits ffs...ok

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?"

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?"

Our donkey on the strictly thread. ..where have you been woman

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

* I want 3 quid, or I'll nick all your support tights!*

And they say the Scots are tight gits ffs...ok "

And I don't want your used ones!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Fabbed xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed a pretty face "

Fanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! "

She's bin on it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! "
Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

* I want 3 quid, or I'll nick all your support tights!*

And they say the Scots are tight gits ffs...ok

And I don't want your used ones! "

They wash up great

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

She's bin on it "

She's forgot

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

She's bin on it "

Yeah but only in the early day's,I must have left by the time Nigel joined you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it."

Haha, no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed xx"

Fanks young lady

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By *nnocent and RaunchyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester /London

Fabbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't fab... She's blocked me

Counterblocked!!!

NOT... Never blocked you

So did

Fecking didn't

I'm keeping out of this...cant afford a hotel on two fecking quid

It'll be one quid if you don't stop fecking swearing "

Feck...oh feck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

She's bin on it

Yeah but only in the early day's,I must have left by the time Nigel joined you "

I think you had, we've had camel, polar bears and all sorts since then!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

* I want 3 quid, or I'll nick all your support tights!*

And they say the Scots are tight gits ffs...ok

And I don't want your used ones!

They wash up great "

Yeah, but there might be a hole in the gusset

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it."

Oh his does as he has the use of her swimming pool

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Fabbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

She's bin on it

Yeah but only in the early day's,I must have left by the time Nigel joined you "

Lucky you...he doesn't half whiff

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it.

Oh his does as he has the use of her swimming pool "

Yeah, the alpacas are in there at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed "

Fanks you very much

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, we're getting off the subject....more fabs, where is she now Mistress?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

She's bin on it

Yeah but only in the early day's,I must have left by the time Nigel joined you

I think you had, we've had camel, polar bears and all sorts since then! "

And a co*k or two

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play!

She's bin on it

Yeah but only in the early day's,I must have left by the time Nigel joined you

I think you had, we've had camel, polar bears and all sorts since then!

And a co*k or two "

Yeah, spotty one at that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

* I want 3 quid, or I'll nick all your support tights!*

And they say the Scots are tight gits ffs...ok

And I don't want your used ones!

They wash up great

Yeah, but there might be a hole in the gusset "

They are strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed "

Cheers matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it.

Oh his does as he has the use of her swimming pool

Yeah, the alpacas are in there at the moment "

Remind me not to have a swim the next time I call round

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it.

Oh his does as he has the use of her swimming pool

Yeah, the alpacas are in there at the moment

Remind me not to have a swim the next time I call round "

But they won't mind sharing with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, we're getting off the subject....more fabs, where is she now Mistress? "

Seventh on page 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it.

Oh his does as he has the use of her swimming pool

Yeah, the alpacas are in there at the moment

Remind me not to have a swim the next time I call round

But they won't mind sharing with you! "

I hope I don't get a fecking horse blanket to dry off

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok, we're getting off the subject....more fabs, where is she now Mistress?

Seventh on page 2"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually despite the block I cam fab the pic so I have!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Half way up page two....I'm in the money

No you're not,send the fiver to a donkey sanctuary

Bugger off we already look after nigel ...so I am a donkey sanctuary

I'M...looking after Nigel, after you left him outside all night

Shush...we'll go halves

Who's Nigel anyway?

Gosh,ignite, it's a very long story, about 60 threads worth and involves a nativity play! Oh I see,well hopefully Nigel is being looked after and not being abused.

I went to a donkey sanctuary once,it made my eyes water!

That didn't sound good did it.

Oh his does as he has the use of her swimming pool

Yeah, the alpacas are in there at the moment

Remind me not to have a swim the next time I call round

But they won't mind sharing with you!

I hope I don't get a fecking horse blanket to dry off "

No, I'll rub you down with some straw!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Actually despite the block I cam fab the pic so I have!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually despite the block I cam fab the pic so I have!!

"

Just fabbed some of yours too _amiss

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Actually despite the block I cam fab the pic so I have!! "

Ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed "

Cheers me dears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually despite the block I cam fab the pic so I have!!

Ta "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually despite the block I cam fab the pic so I have!!

Ta "

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right the way it's looking we are going to need another 200 votes...so keep them coming in....I need the money

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By *annysupMan
over a year ago

Yarmouth

She is already number one on my list

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right the way it's looking we are going to need another 200 votes...so keep them coming in....I need the money "

WE....need the money.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She is already number one on my list "

Hope you voted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right the way it's looking we are going to need another 200 votes...so keep them coming in....I need the money

WE....need the money..... "

Bloody southerners

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's like having a fucking agent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like having a fucking agent "

Language young lady

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's like having a fucking agent

Language young lady "

Apologies,I have been told about that before . I never used to swear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like having a fucking agent

Language young lady

Apologies,I have been told about that before . I never used to swear "

Just say fecking. ..that's ok

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"It's like having a fucking agent "

You’re nearly on page 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringe

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" Cringe"

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's like having a fucking agent

You’re nearly on page 1 "

Not really ,but the thing is I have no interest in being there anyway,I've already done that in the past.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" Cringe

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff! "

Oh I wasn’t aware of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Cringe"

Nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Cringe"

You're next

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Cringe

You're next "

You can do it

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Cringe

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff! "

So he's lying about the £5 bet then?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Fabbed the lot

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" Cringe

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff!

So he's lying about the £5 bet then? "

No it just had nothing to do with this thread.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Cringe

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff!

So he's lying about the £5 bet then?

No it just had nothing to do with this thread."

A thread built upon a lie..... for shame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Cringe

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff!

So he's lying about the £5 bet then?

No it just had nothing to do with this thread.

A thread built upon a lie..... for shame. "

Hang on clem the thread was not a lie.

I had a bet for £5 with her that it would make page 1.

That's what the thread said!

So not a lie. eh

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just ignore those that like to argue Mistress!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" Cringe

Very! I told him not to as they were cringy,but did he listen did he stuff!

So he's lying about the £5 bet then?

No it just had nothing to do with this thread.

A thread built upon a lie..... for shame.

Hang on clem the thread was not a lie.

I had a bet for £5 with her that it would make page 1.

That's what the thread said!

So not a lie. eh

"

Feck off!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Just ignore those that like to argue Mistress! "

I wasn't arguing!

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over a year ago

O o O oo

Can people remember that you can't flood a thread to shut it quicker as it is against forum rules

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content (just one example), it's not fair and we'll take action.

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