FabSwingers.com forum: Strumpets cafe of love....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

"
Sausages

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

"
A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork or beef?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug

That's I can do...

Brew too?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pork or beef?!"

Sausages?

Or you want a slab of meat?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today

Have both my sweet!

Need a brew to wash them down?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug

That's I can do...

Brew too?

"
Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug

That's I can do...

Brew too?

Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet

One slinger sarnie and a Yorkshire tea for slim, coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug

That's I can do...

Brew too?

Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet

One slinger sarnie and a Yorkshire tea for slim, coming up

"
Good girl you are

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

Sausage sarnie?

Or just a plate of sausages?

A sarnie with Ketchup and a Strumpet hug

That's I can do...

Brew too?

Of course . Yorkshire Tea though I'm not cheap my little Strumpet

One slinger sarnie and a Yorkshire tea for slim, coming up

Good girl you are

It's been said...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strumpet any chance or a crumpet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you any Muffins or Baps,pack of 2 ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strumpet any chance or a crumpet"

Sure thing!

Dry?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you any Muffins or Baps,pack of 2 ??

Yes, yes and yes!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Tea and toastie please please!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today

Have both my sweet!

Need a brew to wash them down?

Nice cup of green tea if it’s not to hippy dippy for you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and toastie please please!"

Whatcha having in your toastie?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake please - chocolate if you have it or lemon drizzle or both. I’m feeling like huge amounts of cake today

Have both my sweet!

Need a brew to wash them down?

Nice cup of green tea if it’s not to hippy dippy for you?

You can have whatever you like doll!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Nutella

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have chicken soup and bread followed by doughnut please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

"
Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nutella

Just the jar? Or you want something smothered in it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have chicken soup and bread followed by doughnut please

Sure thing lovely!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x"

I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nutella

"
How about I smear Nutella all over me and you can lick it off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x

I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages

"
I haven't forgot

. Bratwurst

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x

I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages

I haven't forgot

. Bratwurst

I'd love a fucking bratwurst right now!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x

I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages

I haven't forgot

. Bratwurst

I'd love a fucking bratwurst right now!

"
I didn't know Bratwursts could Fuck!!??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any crisps.... Feeling today is a crisp scoffing day.

If you do, can I have one pack of multi-tasking crisps. Any flavours you choose

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished my sarnie. Can I have dessert now ?? Jam Roly Poly and Custard please my little Strumpet

Course you can my babber!

I might join ya...tis quiet

Yes it's a quiet day in your cafe today . You'll make some profit soon x

I hope so! Or I'll not be able to pay you for all the sausages

I haven't forgot

. Bratwurst

I'd love a fucking bratwurst right now!

I didn't know Bratwursts could Fuck!!??"

Oh you...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any crisps.... Feeling today is a crisp scoffing day.

If you do, can I have one pack of multi-tasking crisps. Any flavours you choose

We have whatever your heart (or stomach desires), crisps are in the big tubs over there....help yourself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

"
Trust me Strumpet has Sausages

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any hot pies.. like Pork in Cid-er ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee

A diet what?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

Trust me Strumpet has Sausages

Slim knows...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any hot pies.. like Pork in Cid-er ??"

Coming up!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do crisp butties?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do crisp butties?"

Yus

Flavor?

Buttered bread?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Coming up in cid-er

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

Trust me Strumpet has Sausages

Slim knows...

Not mine though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee

A diet what? "

Whoops, please xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee

A diet what?

Whoops, please xx"

You said please...I just don't know what you're asking for

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

Trust me Strumpet has Sausages

Slim knows...

Not mine though.

"
Sorry Strumpet only eats my Sausage(s)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a decaf skinny latte please and a Welsh cake.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a bacom sandwich with fried onions and English mustard, please?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a decaf skinny latte please and a Welsh cake.

Coming up lovely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a bacom sandwich with fried onions and English mustard, please?"

Of course!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee

A diet what?

Whoops, please xx

You said please...I just don't know what you're asking for

I'll start with a diet and then you can explain predictions text to me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

Trust me Strumpet has Sausages

Slim knows...

Not mine though.

Sorry Strumpet only eats my Sausage(s)

There's no justice in the world.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's tea, coffee, cakes and sarnies...

What'll ya have?

Sausages

I think you're in the wrong cafe.

Trust me Strumpet has Sausages

Slim knows...

Not mine though.

Sorry Strumpet only eats my Sausage(s)

There's no justice in the world.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a diet ? I don't drink tea or coffee

A diet what?

Whoops, please xx

You said please...I just don't know what you're asking for

I'll start with a diet and then you can explain predictions text to me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please, milk, no sugar. I'll have a bacon sarnie please. Nice and crispy. I'll leave a tip.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey strumps, just finished work and have a cuppa already but I wouldn't mind a mouthful of your muffin..

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please, milk, no sugar. I'll have a bacon sarnie please. Nice and crispy. I'll leave a tip."

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey strumps, just finished work and have a cuppa already but I wouldn't mind a mouthful of your muffin..

Peach x"

Anything for you angel

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

You're a greedy bastard slim

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

You're a greedy bastard slim

"
I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

You're a greedy bastard slim

I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

You're a greedy bastard slim

I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience

"
Custard was a bit runny. How you gonna repay me ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

You're a greedy bastard slim

I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience

Custard was a bit runny. How you gonna repay me ???

My custard is perfect!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've finished dessert my little Strumpet so can I get an after dinner special now

You're a greedy bastard slim

I know . I want my money's worth . It's a long way away so I want the complete dining experience

Custard was a bit runny. How you gonna repay me ???

My custard is perfect!"
Well next time I'm sure it will be . I'll have Rhubard Crumble next time then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

What time do you open in the morning? I will need bacon then!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

What time do you open in the morning? I will need bacon then!"

6-6...and then the bar opens

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely"

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about

My cakes are fucking awesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about

My cakes are fucking awesome

Am man has priorities you know

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, did I miss tea & cake?

If I missed boobie cuddles too I'd have been devastated!

Cafe still open

I'm grabbing my car keys as we speak. Not sure which of the 3 i'm more excited about

My cakes are fucking awesome

Am man has priorities you know

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Coming up

I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Coming up

I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?

Of course you can!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Coming up

I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?

Of course you can!

I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

Teamwork!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Coming up

I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?

Of course you can!

I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long.

Don't you apologise

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream horn for me please mmmmmm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream horn for me please mmmmmm"

Is that a euphemism?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Coming up

I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?

Of course you can!

I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long.

Don't you apologise

*refuses to let go*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage, egg and mushroom sarnie with a touch of brown please. Ooo and a strong cup or tea

. Many thanks lovely

Coming up

I see cuddles are going about, can I have one of those for after?

Of course you can!

I'll certainly be coming back here, sorry if I squeeze to hard or hold on for too long.

Don't you apologise

*refuses to let go*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Easy on the eye too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Easy on the eye too

Sounds like I have a new job

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Easy on the eye too

Sounds like I have a new job

Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Easy on the eye too

Sounds like I have a new job

Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter

Tip correctly and a cheeky squeeze/pinch is acceptable

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Easy on the eye too

Sounds like I have a new job

Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter

Tip correctly and a cheeky squeeze/pinch is acceptable "

Did you sign a non disclosure agreement?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting ready for work right now, but a large GnT for when I finish would be nice.

Even nicer served by a butler in the buff

I volunteer to play the role of said butler if it's not already filled

You're the first volunteer

Easy on the eye too

Sounds like I have a new job

Looks like strumpets cafe of love has a new waiter

Tip correctly and a cheeky squeeze/pinch is acceptable

Did you sign a non disclosure agreement? "

Can i get you anything clem?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm home, feet up but had to pour my own gin.

That Mixed Mister is slacking his duties again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread