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Important beautifying advice for women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spunk, jizz, cock snot, baby batter. It goes by many names but perhaps you're not aware that it's loaded with retinol, hyaluronic acid and vitamin E to name but a few.

Not only that but the word serum was originally a typo for what you lovely ladies should be spreading on your faces to make yourselves even more beautiful.

This is all true, scout's honour and i'm sure any man will confirm this. Why on earth would i lie to you?

So next time you're in Boots don't waste your hard earned cash on expensive 'remedies', give me a call instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard cum is good for sore throats too!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Heard cum is good for sore throats too! "

I’d still rather drink honey and lemon though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard cum is good for sore throats too!

I’d still rather drink honey and lemon though! "

Funnily enough me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then my semen is like Manuka 24+ Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagined a more picturesque scene for the fountain of youth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagined a more picturesque scene for the fountain of youth "

At least there's a fountain of some kind.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah makes your tits bigger an all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true....

Still won't have anyone spank on my face tho...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

So the more messy sex you get the younger & firmer you'll be with bigger boobs!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah....so THAT’S why porno starlets have such lovely skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So the more messy sex you get the younger & firmer you'll be with bigger boobs!"

Exactly so, honest.

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles! "

Having just checked your gorgeous pictures i can confirm a definite absence of wrinkles.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

So did Cleopatra bathe in milk and honey or .......... eeewww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did Cleopatra bathe in milk and honey or .......... eeewww "

That's alot of wanking, makes you wonder how they found time to build all those pyramids.

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford


"I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles!

Having just checked your gorgeous pictures i can confirm a definite absence of wrinkles. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree with this. Have been receiving generous applications of it for years and still have barely any wrinkles!

Having just checked your gorgeous pictures i can confirm a definite absence of wrinkles.

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The good doctor knows his Allium.

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