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"Those cwazy Japanese! I can’t see it catching on to be honest - can’t imagine too many fellas want a laser on their John Thomas!" No I can't either...and also surely be long term effects. Ha I'm just picturing a scene from 'hulk' guy getting giblet's hit with Gama radiation... whoops something has gone wrong. Err sorry sir every time you get turned on.... your cock and balls will change.. Don't get turned on we'll be in trouble...he leaves in a strange confused state... thirsty he enters the supermarket in search of a refreshing cold drink, perhaps of the supermarkets own brand, but he's the kinda man who looks for bargains..cheap deals...he wouldn't buy the best or the nicest... besides he'd just paid out all that money to make his cock white...so he reaches over to grab an orange juice on offer...is a woman next to him...she has a low cut top...boobs showing... really proud of her boobs..he glanced down....he feels something happening deep within his balls...his cock begins to grow..busting out of his trousers..this massive green thick...easy 5ft long swings in the air...with a massive elephant balls banging off his shoes..he feels a massive build up...this canon fires off a couple of loads...fridges explode...fruit is instantly juiced by the massive power from these hulk balls..the man thought it was amazing...he'd gone from a 3" er...who his wife did nothing but make fun of...but despite him working extra shifts at the garage and buying all these penis pumps, rubs and creams, he still hadn't been successful in making it any bigger...and this had been part of the sales patter..from the woman at surgery...she said the technology had come from Japan...where the men all had little dicks...and the great thing about it going white...is it looks bigger and you can see the veins and stuff so looks more impressive...he thinks to himself for a moment... looking around him...look at the destruction he's caused from his monster cock...he must learn to control it...to harness it's energy..will after all shut the wife up for once. BBC every night is what she goes on about...he laughed to himself as he thought I'll give her some of the green monster | |||
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"cant see it where its going so i think leave well alone" No one's really interested..so was just being silly for a bit of fun... wasn't actually expecting anyone to even read it or come on post anyway | |||
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