Food and Sex Quotes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was wodering.. Do you have any food and sex quotes?

This is one of my favourite..

Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want. -Gael Greene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating McDonald’s is just like anal sex, it’s not that unpleasant at the time but sure does leave you with a loose bottom

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

Making coffee - Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. (Swiss Toni)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice ones!!

I also like...

Cooking for yourself is very easy, it's like masturbating, do whatever feels good!!

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