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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's have them your worse chat up lines

I'll start dont judge me

" is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven "

I'd like to add dont use this anymore in fact I don't use any anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Here’s 10p Love, call yer Mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight” ... did anyone really ever use that in the days before mobiles!?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

I don't do chat up lines, I let the ladies come to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious

Is your face Macdonalds? Because I'm loving it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s like you’ve been following me around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/01/18 22:05:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big one from guys in here is...

"Hi"

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By *nlovedpaulMan
over a year ago

stone


"A big one from guys in here is...

"Hi" "

Hi

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

What has it got in it's pocketses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your favourite cartoon?

Mines Flintstones do you want to make my bed rock? !!!

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"A big one from guys in here is...

"Hi" "

You ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's your favourite cartoon?

Mines Flintstones do you want to make my bed rock? !!!"

That's a good one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like trash. Can I take you out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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