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What makes you think wtf when you’re driving?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Motorists who don’t properly defrost or demist their windscreen. I was behind a driver on way back from gym and she can’t have been able to see out of her windscreen properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cars that speed right up behind you, change lanes erratically, don’t indicate, stop to let some one in/out without warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who recklessly overtake / undertake.

People with huge cars that car park them properly.

Any impatient fucker who beeps, I’ll pull out when I decide it’s safe to do so..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who recklessly overtake / undertake.

People with huge cars that car park them properly.

Any impatient fucker who beeps, I’ll pull out when I decide it’s safe to do so..!!"

*cant park them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap men who just stop to chat to another one blocking the road in both direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who get so close to you to try to force you to speed .. they may as well be in your boot .. I slow down even more until they back off I stick to speed limits now due to points on licience for speeding made me more aware and no body will force me to risk another fine or points !

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Driving every day it’s the day dreamers on the motorway. One minute they think they are Michael Schumacher driving like a mad thing the next they slow right down in the wrong lane and just act like a snail only to speed up again and take off like a bat out of hell agghhh

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

When you car turns into a Transformer halfway through your favourite song. Always annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roundabouts ....

Have people forgotten the rules about roundabouts or is just a free for all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lane hoggers! boils my blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lane hoggers! boils my blood"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people who are idiots on roads are just sexually frustrated in my opinion.. oh and a good number of bmw and Audi owners. Men and women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roundabouts ....

Have people forgotten the rules about roundabouts or is just a free for all.... "

I think some types of car seem to have no indicators.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Lane hoggers

People not indicating

When they stop at a roundabout when clearly no traffic coming

Manners or lack of them

I could go on but I have things to do today but they my main hates.. Kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!! "

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is so much!!!

People who don't dip their lights in the dark. Fog lights when it's not foggy. Old people! Middle lane drivers. The 40 mile per hour brigade. The list is endless....

The worst people are those who use their phones whilst driving!!!!!

Having driven my daughters car recently which has a black box fitted it makes you so aware of your speed! There are a lot more people out there who should be forced to have one, not just young drivers.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

In case y'all missed this recent news story...

"BMW drivers have officially been voted as the rudest drivers on the roads, according to a new poll.

"More than half of respondents in a study conducted by TV channel Dave deemed drivers of the M3 model from the Germany-based brand the most selfish and inconsiderate above other car owners.

"Drivers of Range Rover models and Audi TTs also ranked highly in the list of bad-mannered motorists."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question "

Thank you mate. I feel better now. I didn't realise! Lol

If money was no object I'd build my own private roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about driving and people get angry.. you are the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was joking

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Talk about driving and people get angry.. you are the problem"

As the saying goes...

You're not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk about driving and people get angry.. you are the problem"

Dont get forum rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question

Thank you mate. I feel better now. I didn't realise! Lol

If money was no object I'd build my own private roads "

You don’t need a private road? Just stay calm on public roads and you’ll be fine. What do you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People parked on double yellows just because they need to buy some milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roundabouts ....

Have people forgotten the rules about roundabouts or is just a free for all.... "

Like people indicating left to go straight on?!!

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Drivers who park on wrong side of the road at night with headlights on oblivious that they dazzle oncoming traffic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk about driving and people get angry.. you are the problem

As the saying goes...

You're not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic."

I was joking.. But yeah we are all the problem. I know people who drive too much. They'll drive to the shop which is a 10 minute walk... Or pick kids up from school which is down this street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drivers who get so close to you to try to force you to speed .. they may as well be in your boot .. I slow down even more until they back off I stick to speed limits now due to points on licience for speeding made me more aware and no body will force me to risk another fine or points !"

Same here clean licence now but intend to keep it that way stick to speed limits in all zones, with the exception that will speed up to about 80 on the motorway sometimes, then you get people flashing you to pull over!

Oh wait sorry but I’m overtaking in the overtaking lane at the speed limit. Have some patience. It’s more annoying when they stay in the outside lane whilst you’ve moved back over to the first lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question

Thank you mate. I feel better now. I didn't realise! Lol

If money was no object I'd build my own private roads

You don’t need a private road? Just stay calm on public roads and you’ll be fine. What do you drive? "

A van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest annoyance is people who do not overtake slow moving vehicles when perfectly safe to do so and you end up in a queue of traffic doing 20mph in a 60 because of some bumbling fool.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Plenty but I'll stick with people using mobiles at the wheel, people turning their head to talk to their passenger and poor lane discipline at roundabouts.

I would also like to see drivers over 70 tested yearly both practically and theoretically and all drivers tested bi annually on theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question

Thank you mate. I feel better now. I didn't realise! Lol

If money was no object I'd build my own private roads

You don’t need a private road? Just stay calm on public roads and you’ll be fine. What do you drive?

A van"

And don't pick on me others are complaining too lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question

Thank you mate. I feel better now. I didn't realise! Lol

If money was no object I'd build my own private roads

You don’t need a private road? Just stay calm on public roads and you’ll be fine. What do you drive?

A van"

Don’t get me started on van drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question

Thank you mate. I feel better now. I didn't realise! Lol

If money was no object I'd build my own private roads

You don’t need a private road? Just stay calm on public roads and you’ll be fine. What do you drive?

A van

Don’t get me started on van drivers "

Yeah ssshhhhhhh calm down..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that have a red light for turning so they slow right down, meaning I miss the green light for going straight!!!!! WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people change lanes at the last minute. I do a lot of driving down the a38 I see a lorry up ahead so pull out in plenty of time but you can guarantee some bell end will pull out right at the last minute in front of me and then proceed to drive at 50 mile an hour while they attempt to overtake.

And the amount of people that sit in the right hand lane at 60 mile an hour, frustrates the hell out of me and I have been guilty of undertaking

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By *lwaysdiscreetMan
over a year ago

Ashford Kent and Dartford

Being a lorry driver and people not knowing how to join a motorway.

They think me in my 44 ton 70ft Xl trailer truck doing 56mph should give way to them.

I would kill you if i hit you doing that speed.

And then once they are on the motorway they put there foot down.

Why why why could you not do that on the slip rd and save me braking and slowing down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ones that have a red light for turning so they slow right down, meaning I miss the green light for going straight!!!!! WTF "

Another unsatisfied customer

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If I started writing a list of what annoys me, I'd be here all morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is so much!!!

People who don't dip their lights in the dark. Fog lights when it's not foggy. Old people! Middle lane drivers. The 40 mile per hour brigade. The list is endless....

The worst people are those who use their phones whilst driving!!!!!

Having driven my daughters car recently which has a black box fitted it makes you so aware of your speed! There are a lot more people out there who should be forced to have one, not just young drivers. "

Every car should have one fitted,

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Heavy rainfall and drivers without lights on.

Drivers in overtaking lanes who are not overtaking anything.

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By *cesHighMan
over a year ago

Weymouth

Vehicles approaching you at night turning on main beams a second before passing you usually along dark country roads, nothing you can do about it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickens crossing the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chickens crossing the road "

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Middle lane wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone really just advise trying left foot braking whilst been tailgated

Still on the accelerator or not, never try left foot braking whilst there’s other cars around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Land Rovers not in the oncoming lane.

German cars being so far behind I can see their headlights and number plate in the read view mirror.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Drivers who leave a mile long gap approaching road works, causing tail backs to be twice as long as they should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another unsatisfied customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickheafds that think queuing up in the left lane is the correct way to use a merge in turn dual carriageway

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

People who don't indicate.

Arseholes who think it's ok to drive 3 inches off your back bumper.

Even bigger arseholes who you spot driving in a strange, often slow or erratic way only to realise that they're on their mobile Grow a brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who do 40 along a stretch of 50/60mph limit road then sit at 40 when it changes to 30mph limit.

What!? Suddenly you're in a hurry!?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Lane hoggers! boils my blood"

Yep, middle lane cruisers on the motorway are self-obsessed idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife! "

You are on here as a single man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wife!

You are on here as a single man "

A Fab single man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife!

You are on here as a single man

A Fab single man. "

I also have a couples profile on here with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about people in general?

Bring on the self driving cars so all this lane hogging road rage stuff disappears...

Let’s jusg hope the computer doesn’t decide it wants to crash (very literally) that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktards thinking it's a good idea to brake test a 44 ton petrol tanker..... to many idiots on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck are all these cars on the road!!!

Because people are driving them. They paid for the car, road tax, insurance and fuel for it to be on the road.

Hope this answers your question "

But not everyone does , quite a lot drive uninsured, without a licence...or even pay road tax etc...that's the real scary thing.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Old people who clearly shouldnt be behind a wheel anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger, everything pissed me off. Every minor annoyance was magnified a thousand times to the point I was a raging demon by the time I either got to my destination, or home.

Nowadays, I smile at other drivers inept bimblings, I laugh at moronic manoeuvrings, and I simply go about my journey letting all that slide over my head. I take avoiding action when necessary, and pre-empt a large proportion of stupidity.

Driving is so much more relaxing this way.

Try it out.

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

Twats that overtake on the inside.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women applying mascara while driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people change lanes at the last minute. I do a lot of driving down the a38 I see a lorry up ahead so pull out in plenty of time but you can guarantee some bell end will pull out right at the last minute in front of me and then proceed to drive at 50 mile an hour while they attempt to overtake"

I think you will find, if you'd done any motorway lessons, that you are in fact supposed to wait until you are approx two car lengths away from a slower moving vehicle before you pull out to over take.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I think "wtf am I doing driving? I don't have a license!"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"When people change lanes at the last minute. I do a lot of driving down the a38 I see a lorry up ahead so pull out in plenty of time but you can guarantee some bell end will pull out right at the last minute in front of me and then proceed to drive at 50 mile an hour while they attempt to overtake

I think you will find, if you'd done any motorway lessons, that you are in fact supposed to wait until you are approx two car lengths away from a slower moving vehicle before you pull out to over take. "

Never break the 2 second rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motorists who don’t properly defrost or demist their windscreen. I was behind a driver on way back from gym and she can’t have been able to see out of her windscreen properly.

"

I could just stop you at motorists... Enough said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think "wtf am I doing driving? I don't have a license!" "

For a moment there, I could've sworn you were called Pooping Candy!

I thought you sounded amazing by the way

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

various gripes for me with this subject. but the 2 major ones are; middle lane drivers. these twats can drive for miles on end in the one lane regardless of how empty the inside line is, oblivious to all others around them.

bad parkers. knobends too lazy & selfish to take an extra minute just to straighten up. they'd rather have the arse end of their shit heap car taking up the corner of the space next door... or worst still, parking on or over the bay line preventing anyone parking next to them. is it really that difficult!? cocks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly cyclist not knowing roads rules and thinking they can do as they please. Add that to drivers thinking people should move out of the way so they can drive above the speed limit and entering the roundabout in completely the wrong lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"various gripes for me with this subject. but the 2 major ones are; middle lane drivers. these twats can drive for miles on end in the one lane regardless of how empty the inside line is, oblivious to all others around them.

bad parkers. knobends too lazy & selfish to take an extra minute just to straighten up. they'd rather have the arse end of their shit heap car taking up the corner of the space next door... or worst still, parking on or over the bay line preventing anyone parking next to them. is it really that difficult!? cocks!!! "

Middle lane drivers are the ones who can see a vehicle moving slowly along the inside lane about a mile away, so sit in the middle lane because in 10 mins they will eventually over take it. They are also the ones who complain about people pulling out at the last minute

Lost's of people park like that to actually prevent people parking next to them so that their car doesn't get damaged by some knob head who just swing their car door open and smash their paint work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women flashing their tits on the motorway.

People getting blowjobs whilst driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To some of those moaning about middle lane drivers: if someone is going the speed limit in the middle lane, you are the problem!

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole


"various gripes for me with this subject. but the 2 major ones are; middle lane drivers. these twats can drive for miles on end in the one lane regardless of how empty the inside line is, oblivious to all others around them.

bad parkers. knobends too lazy & selfish to take an extra minute just to straighten up. they'd rather have the arse end of their shit heap car taking up the corner of the space next door... or worst still, parking on or over the bay line preventing anyone parking next to them. is it really that difficult!? cocks!!!

Middle lane drivers are the ones who can see a vehicle moving slowly along the inside lane about a mile away, so sit in the middle lane because in 10 mins they will eventually over take it. They are also the ones who complain about people pulling out at the last minute

A good point well made. & I probably would let it go if once they overtook said car a mile away they pulled.... but they don't!!!

Lost's of people park like that to actually prevent people parking next to them so that their car doesn't get damaged by some knob head who just swing their car door open and smash their paint work!! "

I can see this point too. But it doesn't make it right. Even if bays were twice the size we'd still get dickheads swing on in & leave it parked on the piss. Doesn't take too much effort to reverse out & straighten up. Middle of the bay a bonus if achievable...

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks


"Nowadays, I smile at other drivers inept bimblings, I laugh at moronic manoeuvrings, and I simply go about my journey letting all that slide over my head. I take avoiding action when necessary, and pre-empt a large proportion of stupidity.

Driving is so much more relaxing this way.

"

Good advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To some of those moaning about middle lane drivers: if someone is going the speed limit in the middle lane, you are the problem!"

Rubbish! The middle lane is an overtaking lane. If you're not overtaking someone, get out of it!

It's not your job to police the speed limit. They have people for that... What are they called again? POLICE men/women.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When I actually answer a question correctly on pop master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone bangs into your car because they weren’t looking properly

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A friend of mine recounted about an irate car driver he encountered recently

He'd pulled into the side of a road only for a driver in the car behind to start blasting on the horn before driving round and pulling up level with my friend's drivers window.

That car driver then launched into a tirade of verbal abuse, some of it almost face to face through my friend's driving window. My friend let the driver rant till he'd finished then replied,

"Look at the vehicle I am driving. It has 20 seats behind me and 30 or so upstairs plus standing room for others. On the road underneath are markings for the Bus Stop I have stopped at to let passengers off.

This is a bus! That is why I indicated left to show I was pulling into the kerb.

If you can't recognise this as a Double Decker Bus, it is YOU who need your eyes tested, not me! Who is the F*****g Idiot now?"

Exit one car driver to a round of applause from all those on board the bus!

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By *ppleschnappsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Most people who are idiots on roads are just sexually frustrated in my opinion.. oh and a good number of bmw and Audi owners. Men and women. "

You clearly have BMW and Audi envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To some of those moaning about middle lane drivers: if someone is going the speed limit in the middle lane, you are the problem!"

We drive on the left and if you have completed your passing manoeuvre you should move back to the left its the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people that stopor hesitate at roundabouts when theres clearly nothing coming

if your not confident enough to drive correctly take an advanced driving course with

IAM or ROSPA.

likewise road with national speed limit signs up (if you even know what the national speed limit is ), lets say 50 on a single carriageway , so your following a slow moving vehicle doing 20 ,its clearly safe to overtake but you just sit there with no intentions and are oblivious to the 2 mile queue of traffic your causing by not overtaking ...its not illegal to overtake !!

people that park or stop on zig zag lines (3 points)

people that still think that sending a text ,using facebook , or using your phone as a sat nav is legal and ok , your phone is an electronic hand held device , to be used or touched you have to be parked up , with engine off to be legal , its not legal driving through mcdonalds drive through either (6 points , £200 fine )

people that try and enter a motorway or dual carriageway at 40 or 50 when the speed limit is 70.

enter the carriageway at the speed the vehicles are travelling.

could go on and on but i wont ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To some of those moaning about middle lane drivers: if someone is going the speed limit in the middle lane, you are the problem!

We drive on the left and if you have completed your passing manoeuvre you should move back to the left its the rules"

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twats that overtake on the inside....."

its not actually illegal to undertake in certain circumstances .usually if someone overtakes you on the inside is because your oblivious to the traffic ahead and behind and to the sides as far as you can see ,

im suggesting if you werent in the way they wouldnt have to overtake you on the inside , i.e ,perhaps you should be on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roundabouts ....

Have people forgotten the rules about roundabouts or is just a free for all.... "

give way to the right ? unless clear of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people that dont understand "merge in turn" this means you can reach the roadworks where it goes from 3 lanes to 2 for example ,indicate and merge ,

likewise when coming down the slip road to join a slow moving motorway , use the full length of the slip road ..

one more before bed , please , your fog lights are Only for when its foggy , not when its cloudy dark and raining!

lets google when am i allowed to honk my horn and when am i allowed to use my hazard lights ...surprising how many havent a clue .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twats that overtake on the inside.....

its not actually illegal to undertake in certain circumstances .usually if someone overtakes you on the inside is because your oblivious to the traffic ahead and behind and to the sides as far as you can see ,

im suggesting if you werent in the way they wouldnt have to overtake you on the inside , i.e ,perhaps you should be on the inside. "

Anecdotally, I have only ever been undertaken by a tailgate, immediately after overtaking someone else, before it's been safe or reasonable to get back left. Once by an impressive sports car and once by an RS6. Both times I'd say they missed both of us by no more than a metre or so when squeezing through the gap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorry,bus and coach drivers who think they need two lanes to go over a roundabout so veer out as you approach the roundabout alongside them. I have plenty of dash cam footage saved as i am compiling evidence to give to the companies local MP and police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can’t keep a constant speed!

Generally when on the motorway I’ll stick cruise control on.

You always get a few drivers who sit up behind you, eventually use the empty lane to go round you then slow down again and you end up going round them 2 miles later. Then they speed up and go past you again and it continues on and on.

Now I’m using cruise control so I know it’s not me who isn’t keeping a constant speed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My petrol gage. Always hovering near empty

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

People who think it's permissible to park two wheels on the pavement. It's a footpath, a path for feet, not tyres. You've now parked your vehicle somewhere, which is an obstacle to both other vehicles, and pedestrians. I just hope someone with a pram, buggy, or wheelchair does not now have to go out in to the road, to go around your vehicle. Btw, sorry about the scratch down your bodywork, it was a bit tight for me as I walked past your car

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I overtook a woman on the A14 that was driving at 35mph because she was eating a bowl of cereal. That was a WTF!! moment.

Tractors that drive on the roads in rush hour. WTF!! You’re a tractor, fuck off into a field.

Lorry drivers that take 4 miles to overtake another lorry that’s driving 0.005 mph slower than them. WTF!! Adjust your cruise control and drive 0.005 mph slower.

Lorry drivers that are being overtaken by lorries that are going 0.005 mph faster than you. WTF!! Ease off and let the twat pass FFS.

People that don’t indicate at junctions and roundabouts. WTF!! I’m not a fucking mind reader.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Drivers that always drive at 40mph regardless of what the actual speed limit happens to be. I use a road which has intermittent 30, 50 and 60 zones and it happens a lot that I get stuck behind someone in a 60, building up a big queue behind us, and then have to watch them speed in a 30 zone past schools. . C'mon wtf!

Drivers that stop at roundabout junctions when it's obviously clear for them to enter.

People without lane discipline on roundabouts, who cut up people turning right when they are going straight on.

People that don't acknowledge that you have given way to them when it was actually your right of way, just giving the face when they drive past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To some of those moaning about middle lane drivers: if someone is going the speed limit in the middle lane, you are the problem!

We drive on the left and if you have completed your passing manoeuvre you should move back to the left its the rules

this "

There is only one driving lane on a motorway...the others are overtaking lanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorry,bus and coach drivers who think they need two lanes to go over a roundabout so veer out as you approach the roundabout alongside them. I have plenty of dash cam footage saved as i am compiling evidence to give to the companies local MP and police"

I'm hoping this post is just a giggle? If not then you are wasting your time and gonna end up looking a complete twat!

Those vehicles are allowed to take up two lanes at a round about, you should always keep clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's let their sheep loose again? I do wish the eagles wouldn't squabble over the road kill in the middle of the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who get to close

Tail gating

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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People who spend an absolute fortune on an all singing, all dancing vehicle with lots of fancy pants gadgets but can’t quite figure out their indicators.

And middle lane hoggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there smoke coming out of that car in front

Ie get your vehicle up to the legal standard required by law

No lights working is a fucking pain too

Or people who dont know how to dip

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland


"To some of those moaning about middle lane drivers: if someone is going the speed limit in the middle lane, you are the problem!"

No they are not. No matter what other road users are doing/not doing, it is illegal to actually be in an ‘OVERTAKING’ lane when not OVERTAKING. Get in the right lane and we will see motorway traffic improve massively.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Was on an island and a lady was driving towards me going the wrong way around it narrowly avoiding me. Literally shouted WTF very loudly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was on an island and a lady was driving towards me going the wrong way around it narrowly avoiding me. Literally shouted WTF very loudly. "

In my head this started somewhere like Guernsey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers not indicating

Tailgating

Using mobile phones

Taking an amber light as a signal to accelerate, not stop.

Going through red lights, see above.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

People who take fucking ages to set off from traffic lights so only two or three cars get through before it goes back to red, instead of the ten who were waiting behind.

People on motorways who hover around just behind you in the next lane so you can't change lanes yourself.

People on dual carriageways who are in the outer faster lane but slow right down if there's a wagon or bus in the other lane instead of just passing it.

People who when driving at night slam all on every time they see headlights coming from the other direction.

And my main one, people on motorways/dual carriageways who think that the two second gap I've left between me and the car in front for braking distance is for them to cut into causing me to slam all on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read the thread, so if this is a repeat of someone else's post, apologies.

There are so many things that vex me on the roads but one that i was reminded of the other day was this....the driver in front of me driving at 35mph in a 60. This is usually enough to have me reaching for FM5, which is Classic FM on my radio. This usually chills me out but this day and this driver decided to up their game on me!! One that made me wish I had a grenade launcher built into the front of my motor...not only was this driver going 35 in a 60, they also broke every time a car passed coming in the opposite direction!! I mean, what in the name of good f*ck!!

I have loads more but i'm pretty chilled out this morning and the thought of anymore driver stories would just ruin it for me!

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE

Got to be and always will be ,, middle lane drivers ,,why? Lane 1 is clear for miles and the Audi bmw,,,what eve is hanging in lane two ,,,

That and motorway services prices,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drivers who get so close to you to try to force you to speed .. they may as well be in your boot .. I slow down even more until they back off I stick to speed limits now due to points on licience for speeding made me more aware and no body will force me to risk another fine or points !"

this and it really pisses them off - i did the speed awareness thing and think it should be done before you take the driving test - makes you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane hoggers. (Because there's a junction 3 miles ahead and I'll have to move over again so might as well stay in middle lane) Your just annoying pricks.

And using mobiles while driving

Women texting and blokes with it stuck to their ear. That call or text isn't that important that it can't wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorry,bus and coach drivers who think they need two lanes to go over a roundabout so veer out as you approach the roundabout alongside them. I have plenty of dash cam footage saved as i am compiling evidence to give to the companies local MP and police

I'm hoping this post is just a giggle? If not then you are wasting your time and gonna end up looking a complete twat!

Those vehicles are allowed to take up two lanes at a round about, you should always keep clear. "
I'm talking about the swerve across the lane approaching the roundabout, usually 100 to 200 yards before the roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who get road rage when they get annoyed because someone is delaying their life by 5 seconds because you are living yours

My main pet hate though is people who fill their windscreen with gadgets blocking their eyeline. If your phone/tablet/sat-nav/rear view camera/dash-cam can mask a child child crossing the road or a cyclist then it should be put somewhere else.

Oh and people with no common sense should be banned from leaving the house at all ever

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By *rahmsWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Drivers who drive too fast and too close to cyclists for no reason. Mind the cyclists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I’ve reached the point whereby people don’t actually piss me off on the roads. Granted that I’m usually driving a car that weighs over 2ton and can hit 60 in just over 4 seconds,

If someone races right up behind me then I’ll move over when I can, not because they’re intimidating me. If I have to brake they’re likely to come off worse than me. if I need to get out of something’s way it’s powerful enough to.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

People who do 40 in every limit!

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