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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Supposed to be chauffeuring a female vicar, but I drove pastor

It wasn’t much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh.

Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine

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over a year ago

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossibke to put down.

Hung a picture up on the wall the other day. Nailed it.

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over a year ago

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

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over a year ago

When I was little, everyone laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian!

Now I am a comedian ... they’re not laughing now

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