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"watch out shes about "Uh oh...how long for though?  | |||
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"psssssst sami look for a birthmark on his "Co*k? | |||
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"Aah! Samiss...the other brother...you called? "Well hellooo  Now that's more like it!  | |||
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"psssssst sami look for a birthmark on his
Co*k?"Ok, give me two minutes...Felizzzz.. | |||
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"psssssst sami look for a birthmark on his
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Fecker  "You know you love me | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one "dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one "They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you | |||
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You know you love me "Aw go on then | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy"A pussy cat ffs | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy"I wonder what colour it will be. | |||
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You know you love me
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be. "Depends on the price | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price "Tabby one's are the cheapest | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Tabby one's are the cheapest "Sorted...a tabby it is then | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Tabby one's are the cheapest
Sorted...a tabby it is then "What will you call it, whether boy or girl? | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Tabby one's are the cheapest
Sorted...a tabby it is then
What will you call it, whether boy or girl?"Now that would be telling | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price "Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me  | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Tabby one's are the cheapest
Sorted...a tabby it is then
What will you call it, whether boy or girl?
Now that would be telling "knowing you it will be fecker | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me "Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Tabby one's are the cheapest
Sorted...a tabby it is then
What will you call it, whether boy or girl?
Now that would be telling knowing you it will be fecker"Yeah, fecker or feckette | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies "Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy "Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday "Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue "you should get a alpaca | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue "Haha I wouldn't know! | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you "Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life  | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca"I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though  | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life "Are you kind to little pussies? | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life "So he's Nelson are you bony part? | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
Are you kind to little pussies? "*Bet he's not* | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though "It would make a mess in your swimming pool | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though "awww he should can take them for walks sell fleece for 60,00 theres a farm of them nr me so cute and freindly and in summer you can sleep in the shepherds huts with them | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
So he's Nelson are you bony part? "Voddy said he has a big bone | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though awww he should can take them for walks sell fleece for 60,00 theres a farm of them nr me so cute and freindly and in summer you can sleep in the shepherds huts with them"Don't feed them artichokes ffs | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though
It would make a mess in your swimming pool"We have two pools, they could go in the outdoor one | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though
It would make a mess in your swimming pool
We have two pools, they could go in the outdoor one "yes nigel likes them they can play together | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though
It would make a mess in your swimming pool
We have two pools, they could go in the outdoor one "Then there's always the odd one or two you make | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though awww he should can take them for walks sell fleece for 60,00 theres a farm of them nr me so cute and freindly and in summer you can sleep in the shepherds huts with them"Aw, i'd love that...they don't trump though, do they?.. | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though awww he should can take them for walks sell fleece for 60,00 theres a farm of them nr me so cute and freindly and in summer you can sleep in the shepherds huts with them
Don't feed them artichokes ffs "Phew! | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though
It would make a mess in your swimming pool
We have two pools, they could go in the outdoor one yes nigel likes them they can play together"That would be great, as long as they're not girl alpacas | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though
It would make a mess in your swimming pool
We have two pools, they could go in the outdoor one
Then there's always the odd one or two you make "No, got my stock of fivers now | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though awww he should can take them for walks sell fleece for 60,00 theres a farm of them nr me so cute and freindly and in summer you can sleep in the shepherds huts with them
Aw, i'd love that...they don't trump though, do they?.. "thats just mistress | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though
It would make a mess in your swimming pool
We have two pools, they could go in the outdoor one yes nigel likes them they can play together
That would be great, as long as they're not girl alpacas "ha ha doncapacas | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one dont look at mistress ahes getting a pussy
I wonder what colour it will be.
Depends on the price
Mine chose me... He was a straggly old tabby who loved me
Aw, how lovely...I love straggly pussies
Aw I like pursues to but I love a nice trimmed pussy
Yeah, trimmed is good if it is going on holiday
Never mind holidays....if it's not it makes you feel like you've got a cat's tongue you should get a alpaca
I love alpacas, we have some near us, hubby won't let be have one though awww he should can take them for walks sell fleece for 60,00 theres a farm of them nr me so cute and freindly and in summer you can sleep in the shepherds huts with them
Aw, i'd love that...they don't trump though, do they?.. thats just mistress"It's the fecking artichokes | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
So he's Nelson are you bony part? "Refresh your scouts stick rubbing training and I may well be | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
So he's Nelson are you bony part?
Voddy said he has a big bone "Points big bone in Mistress D's direction.... watch it!....not literally or you will go cross eyed | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
So he's Nelson are you bony part?
Voddy said he has a big bone
Points big bone in Mistress D's direction.... watch it!....not literally or you will go cross eyed "Oh you've heard about my bloody eyes then | |||
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"Just saying hiya. Gotta keep Mistress happy "Phew and not a ninja in site | |||
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"Just saying hiya. Gotta keep Mistress happy
Phew and not a ninja in site "Sight even | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
So he's Nelson are you bony part?
Voddy said he has a big bone
Points big bone in Mistress D's direction.... watch it!....not literally or you will go cross eyed
Oh you've heard about my bloody eyes then"That's the gin, don't blame me | |||
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"I'm still looking for that illusive co*k that isn't actually one
They are difficult to find these days eenie, if I find one, I will share it with you
Helloooooo! Nelson's evil twin brother here....you called...I don't know why he calls me evil....I just enjoy life
So he's Nelson are you bony part?
Voddy said he has a big bone
Points big bone in Mistress D's direction.... watch it!....not literally or you will go cross eyed
Oh you've heard about my bloody eyes then
That's the gin, don't blame me "Got to I'm teetotal....well almost | |||
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"Damn!! That soft b.....d Nelson is coming back, I'd best be off..... I will be back to try and cause damp patches when I can "My bedroom ceiling has one of them.......off a leaky roof before you say it | |||
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"bargain buy Kellogg’s Cereal & Bowl ONLY £1 At B&M!.." Oh shite I forgot to post one today  | |||
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"bargain buy Kellogg’s Cereal & Bowl ONLY £1 At B&M!.. Oh shite I forgot to post one today "good job i have then | |||
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"Hi Nelson here...hope all is well, looking good Voddy! Mistress...wow that hair! Samiss...down tigress, well I hope all is well on this jolly old thread and well, that all of you are well "Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you | |||
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"bargain buy Kellogg’s Cereal & Bowl ONLY £1 At B&M!.. Oh shite I forgot to post one today "Shame on you..... M&S meal deal, got two pies, a pack of potato croquettes, a platter of cheese and a bottle of wine £10 | |||
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"bargain buy Kellogg’s Cereal & Bowl ONLY £1 At B&M!.. Oh shite I forgot to post one today good job i have then "I found a couple but I'm keeping them for fleabay | |||
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"Hi Nelson here...hope all is well, looking good Voddy! Mistress...wow that hair! Samiss...down tigress, well I hope all is well on this jolly old thread and well, that all of you are well
Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you "How am I? Why? What has been going on? | |||
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"bargain buy Kellogg’s Cereal & Bowl ONLY £1 At B&M!.. Oh shite I forgot to post one today
Shame on you..... M&S meal deal, got two pies, a pack of potato croquettes, a platter of cheese and a bottle of wine £10"It's fecking always that price isn't it? | |||
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"Hi Nelson here...hope all is well, looking good Voddy! Mistress...wow that hair! Samiss...down tigress, well I hope all is well on this jolly old thread and well, that all of you are well
Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you
How am I? Why? What has been going on? "Had a mad fecker in here who looked like you...even had the same spot on his co*k like you...but god he was a queer fecker | |||
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"bargain buy Kellogg’s Cereal & Bowl ONLY £1 At B&M!.. Oh shite I forgot to post one today
Shame on you..... M&S meal deal, got two pies, a pack of potato croquettes, a platter of cheese and a bottle of wine £10
It's fecking always that price isn't it?"True but two good meals and some snack food | |||
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"Hi Nelson here...hope all is well, looking good Voddy! Mistress...wow that hair! Samiss...down tigress, well I hope all is well on this jolly old thread and well, that all of you are well
Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you
How am I? Why? What has been going on?
Had a mad fecker in here who looked like you...even had the same spot on his co*k like you...but god he was a queer fecker "how do you know bout the beauty spot | |||
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"Hi Nelson here...hope all is well, looking good Voddy! Mistress...wow that hair! Samiss...down tigress, well I hope all is well on this jolly old thread and well, that all of you are well
Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you
How am I? Why? What has been going on?
Had a mad fecker in here who looked like you...even had the same spot on his co*k like you...but god he was a queer fecker how do you know bout the beauty spot"You fecking told me | |||
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Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you
How am I? Why? What has been going on?
Had a mad fecker in here who looked like you...even had the same spot on his co*k like you...but god he was a queer fecker "Ah! Always check the spot, mine, the true Nelson looks like the Indonesian archipelago, whereas the evil Nelsons spot looks like, well you have to look closely | |||
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Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you
How am I? Why? What has been going on?
Had a mad fecker in here who looked like you...even had the same spot on his co*k like you...but god he was a queer fecker
Ah! Always check the spot, mine, the true Nelson looks like the Indonesian archipelago, whereas the evil Nelsons spot looks like, well you have to look closely"No thanks | |||
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I don't like co*k...well apart from me own "He has popped to the little boys room muahahahaha.... Fab straight Mistress D Muahahahaha | |||
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I don't like co*k...well apart from me own
He has popped to the little boys room muahahahaha.... Fab straight Mistress D Muahahahaha "Oh shit the mad c*nts back | |||
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Thank god he's gone Feliz. ..how the fecks you
How am I? Why? What has been going on?
Had a mad fecker in here who looked like you...even had the same spot on his co*k like you...but god he was a queer fecker
Ah! Always check the spot, mine, the true Nelson looks like the Indonesian archipelago, whereas the evil Nelsons spot looks like, well you have to look closely
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Phew and not a ninja in site
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Phew and not a ninja in site
Trust you "'Lo..is it safe to come in...has the mad one gone? | |||
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Phew and not a ninja in site
Trust you
'Lo..is it safe to come in...has the mad one gone? "I fecking hope so...my nerves are not up to it | |||
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Hello eenie, you ok? "I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour... | |||
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"Just home and slipped into bed... Hello again
Hello eenie, you ok?
I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour... " Ooh do share | |||
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No I am not! I am off to change my profile to tight bum!
Or spotty co*k "Thank you Samiss, must add that!! Tight bum and bring a pen for dot to dot when I bore you rigid | |||
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Hello eenie, you ok?
I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour...
Ooh do share "Ooh just checked your status, think I found the answer | |||
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"sidles over to mr nelson pulls him close and gives him a toe tingling kiss as she runs her hands over his tight bum Hes fecked off to bed _oddy
No I am not! I am off to change my profile to tight bum!
Or spotty co*k
Thank you Samiss, must add that!! Tight bum and bring a pen for dot to dot when I bore you rigid "You're not boring my rigid | |||
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Phew and not a ninja in site
Trust you
'Lo..is it safe to come in...has the mad one gone?
I fecking hope so...my nerves are not up to it "Its safe the mad one has been sent home in a taxi!!! Had to pay his fare though...sanity is back..putting kettle on and sorry Mistress but happy with y stove top for coffee but a grand Columbian! | |||
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Hello eenie, you ok?
I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour...
Ooh do share
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Hello eenie, you ok?
I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour...
Ooh do share
Ooh just checked your status, think I found the answer "Ooh! I see what you mean, Eenie is being kind, only half? Well you have 15 mins for coffee or tea and......have just checked, black forest slices, breakaway biscuits or jammie dodgers x 2, get your orders in! | |||
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Hello eenie, you ok?
I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour...
Ooh do share
Ooh just checked your status, think I found the answer
Probably more than half really "Tut...what's happened now,do you want me to thrash someone with a wet flannel?... | |||
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Hello eenie, you ok?
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Ooh do share
Ooh just checked your status, think I found the answer
Ooh! I see what you mean, Eenie is being kind, only half? Well you have 15 mins for coffee or tea and......have just checked, black forest slices, breakaway biscuits or jammie dodgers x 2, get your orders in!"Coffee and a jammie thing please | |||
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Hello eenie, you ok?
I am now... Had one of those light bulb moments in the last hour...
Ooh do share
Ooh just checked your status, think I found the answer
Ooh! I see what you mean, Eenie is being kind, only half? Well you have 15 mins for coffee or tea and......have just checked, black forest slices, breakaway biscuits or jammie dodgers x 2, get your orders in!"Hot milk and one of everything please... Or I'll just eat the contents of my fridge and I don't like chutney... | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong "Bloody hell,I've laddered my none laddering support tights crawling through that hedge | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz "Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! | |||
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"Coming up, coffee and Jamie dodger for Samiss... Coffee and ckae slice, breakaway and last jammie dodger for Coquette... Coffee and...give me clue Voddy whats C O T? If its there you can have it "cheese on toast | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum "I know but my eyes were drawn to the spot on the co*k | |||
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Can I have brandy with a shot of hot choc too please? Thank you "You are pushing it Coquette but ok! and no chutney with your biscuits?? Voddy cheese on toast...ooh!you are in luck, Blacksticks blue, Lancashire or Cheddar.. | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum "Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close | |||
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"Mistress must have co*ked out again, surprised she didn't hear the cups rattling
Its that corset, if its on too long, goes blue in the face and sleeps well"Haha! | |||
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Can I have brandy with a shot of hot choc too please? Thank you
You are pushing it Coquette but ok! and no chutney with your biscuits?? Voddy cheese on toast...ooh!you are in luck, Blacksticks blue, Lancashire or Cheddar..
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close"But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it | |||
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"Coming up, coffee and Jamie dodger for Samiss... Coffee and ckae slice, breakaway and last jammie dodger for Coquette... Coffee and...give me clue Voddy whats C O T? If its there you can have it
Can I have brandy with a shot of hot choc too please? Thank you
You are pushing it Coquette but ok! and no chutney with your biscuits?? Voddy cheese on toast...ooh!you are in luck, Blacksticks blue, Lancashire or Cheddar..
Only cos I have been trampled on today... I'll be fine tomorrow "I do not fall for the flickering eyelashes but I will let you off and no pet lip please you did get the last jammie dodger! | |||
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Can I have brandy with a shot of hot choc too please? Thank you
You are pushing it Coquette but ok! and no chutney with your biscuits?? Voddy cheese on toast...ooh!you are in luck, Blacksticks blue, Lancashire or Cheddar..
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We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it "had to we nearly got caught | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it "Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity"giggles head down arse to the wind type photo | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off "i did say you choose | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity"I'm not going in behind her, she keeps trumping, it's that bloody artichoke shi*e she keeps eating | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
I'm not going in behind her, she keeps trumping, it's that bloody artichoke shi*e she keeps eating "get her a butt plug that should keep her quiet | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
I'm not going in behind her, she keeps trumping, it's that bloody artichoke shi*e she keeps eating "Butt Plug!!!! That's the answer, just be careful re insertion, we are looking at preventing trumps, not I repeat not, inserting too far as to cause danger re a potential projectile missile | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
I'm not going in behind her, she keeps trumping, it's that bloody artichoke shi*e she keeps eating get her a butt plug that should keep her quiet"Yeah, it might fly out and hit me in the eye | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
I'm not going in behind her, she keeps trumping, it's that bloody artichoke shi*e she keeps eating
Butt Plug!!!! That's the answer, just be careful re insertion, we are looking at preventing trumps, not I repeat not, inserting too far as to cause danger re a potential projectile missile"Yes that I was thinking | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush "omg ive just realized who it was getting in that car | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush "What rose bush? I am not imagining the wider picture right Voddy, you're having Lancashire and if there's a bloke on site called Lancashire...double delight | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush omg ive just realized who it was getting in that car"Not Nigel..... | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
I'm not going in behind her, she keeps trumping, it's that bloody artichoke shi*e she keeps eating
Butt Plug!!!! That's the answer, just be careful re insertion, we are looking at preventing trumps, not I repeat not, inserting too far as to cause danger re a potential projectile missile"puts the jack hammer away | |||
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He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush omg ive just realized who it was getting in that car
Not Nigel..... "noooooo did you not notice the gates had gold on them and coppers standing guard | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush
What rose bush? I am not imagining the wider picture right Voddy, you're having Lancashire and if there's a bloke on site called Lancashire...double delight "The rose bush Voddy pushed me through | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush omg ive just realized who it was getting in that car
Not Nigel..... noooooo did you not notice the gates had gold on them and coppers standing guard"Wasn't Prince Philip in drag, was it? | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush omg ive just realized who it was getting in that car
Not Nigel..... noooooo did you not notice the gates had gold on them and coppers standing guard
Wasn't Prince Philip in drag, was it? "noooooooo it was wills and you did say you felt a right royal prick | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush omg ive just realized who it was getting in that car
Not Nigel..... noooooo did you not notice the gates had gold on them and coppers standing guard
Wasn't Prince Philip in drag, was it? noooooooo it was wills and you did say you felt a right royal prick"OMG...Yeah, he did have a bald head....and a royal prick... | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush
What rose bush? I am not imagining the wider picture right Voddy, you're having Lancashire and if there's a bloke on site called Lancashire...double delight
The rose bush Voddy pushed me through "Steps back from watching Voddy and Samiss bent over... ''Oh! It was a rose bush they were crawling through;;.... Dammit Samiss, now I have an erection and finding it difficult to bend down and assume the position re posterior perving | |||
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"Voddy!!!!! Raps fingers impatiently! The grill is on, what kind of cheese? Forget having your hands om Saniss's bum pushing her through a hedge and concentrate! You will set my smoke alarm off i did say you choose
He can't concentrate Voddy, he's picturing us on our hands and knees crawling through a rose bush
What rose bush? I am not imagining the wider picture right Voddy, you're having Lancashire and if there's a bloke on site called Lancashire...double delight
The rose bush Voddy pushed me through
Steps back from watching Voddy and Samiss bent over... ''Oh! It was a rose bush they were crawling through;;.... Dammit Samiss, now I have an erection and finding it difficult to bend down and assume the position re posterior perving"Haha | |||
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" "Haha _oddy even that wouldn't wake me up last night.
Good morning all just caught up | |||
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"Just saying hiya. Gotta keep Mistress happy
Phew and not a ninja in site
Trust you
'Lo..is it safe to come in...has the mad one gone?
I fecking hope so...my nerves are not up to it
Its safe the mad one has been sent home in a taxi!!! Had to pay his fare though...sanity is back..putting kettle on and sorry Mistress but happy with y stove top for coffee but a grand Columbian!"Just had a Lidl Italian this morning. ..absolute nectre | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong
Bloody hell,I've laddered my none laddering support tights crawling through that hedge "Take the buggers back for a refund | |||
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"Mistress must have co*ked out again, surprised she didn't hear the cups rattling "Fecking Feliz keeps slipping a micky in my drink to take over the thread
I bet he blames his fecking twin though | |||
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"Good morning all x "Morning angie...I was going to say be a luv and put the kettle on....I was! | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...I was going to say be a luv and put the kettle on....I was! "I’ve got it on, and the coffee is ready for you, one latte coming up x | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...I was going to say be a luv and put the kettle on....I was!
I’ve got it on, and the coffee is ready for you, one latte coming up x "Lovely...just give _oddy a maxwell house when she gets here | |||
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"good morning angie xxooooo latte lovely" Ooops | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...I was going to say be a luv and put the kettle on....I was!
I’ve got it on, and the coffee is ready for you, one latte coming up x
Lovely...just give _oddy a maxwell house when she gets here "I can’t do that, she’ll shout at me. Latte for _oddy as well x | |||
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"Good morning all x
Morning angie...I was going to say be a luv and put the kettle on....I was!
I’ve got it on, and the coffee is ready for you, one latte coming up x
Lovely...just give _oddy a maxwell house when she gets here
I can’t do that, she’ll shout at me. Latte for _oddy as well x "Aw your too good to her....last time she made one it had chicory in it | |||
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"Mistress must have co*ked out again, surprised she didn't hear the cups rattling
Fecking Feliz keeps slipping a micky in my drink to take over the thread
I bet he blames his fecking twin though "'Slipping you something? Now there's a Freudian slip , told you Mistress was fab straight | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity"Oi I've just spotted that! What straggly beard? Fecking face picture on here...where's yours? Not surprised though with what _oddys told me about the fecking big boil on yer conk | |||
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"Mistress must have co*ked out again, surprised she didn't hear the cups rattling
Fecking Feliz keeps slipping a micky in my drink to take over the thread
I bet he blames his fecking twin though
'Slipping you something? Now there's a Freudian slip , told you Mistress was fab straight " | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
Oi I've just spotted that! What straggly beard? Fecking face picture on here...where's yours? Not surprised though with what _oddys told me about the fecking big boil on yer conk "Feck! You've had a shave!!! How long was I off site for?? and please resist the temptation to say 'not long enough' | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
Oi I've just spotted that! What straggly beard? Fecking face picture on here...where's yours? Not surprised though with what _oddys told me about the fecking big boil on yer conk
Feck! You've had a shave!!! How long was I off site for?? and please resist the temptation to say 'not long enough' "I had enough time for it while you were tending to that co*k spot | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
Oi I've just spotted that! What straggly beard? Fecking face picture on here...where's yours? Not surprised though with what _oddys told me about the fecking big boil on yer conk
Feck! You've had a shave!!! How long was I off site for?? and please resist the temptation to say 'not long enough'
I had enough time for it while you were tending to that co*k spot "Will someone please make this grumpy fecker a coffee...any old shite will do | |||
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"Voddy and Samiss have turned into ninja minnions Yep, we've been out on patrol looking for infiltrators....or was it perculators...Tut..I'm always getting it wrong but we did get flashed at though
We did, some bloke getting in a taxi...looked a bit like you Feliz
Ahem! Twin brother perhaps! told you sami he didnt have a cute tight bum
Ahem! Can we drop this spot thing, evil twin has one fat man ass! Easy to tell apart, no need to peer to close
But I like peering close and I had to as I lost my glasses when I got tangled up in a rose bush Voddy was pushing me through it
Top tip, next time take Mistress and push her through first, apart from a large gap being made, that straggly beard may be covered in roses and clothing ripped to shreds...what a photo opportunity
Oi I've just spotted that! What straggly beard? Fecking face picture on here...where's yours? Not surprised though with what _oddys told me about the fecking big boil on yer conk
Feck! You've had a shave!!! How long was I off site for?? and please resist the temptation to say 'not long enough'
I had enough time for it while you were tending to that co*k spot
Will someone please make this grumpy fecker a coffee...any old shite will do "Lidls Finest coming up | |||
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"Where's he fecked off to
I've been practicing my leaf design too "Feck it I'll take it through to sexty and ping it in the mic | |||
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