FabSwingers.com forum: inverted pigs ass hole

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm having food with a mate. She orders calamari. I said years ago my a chef mate of mine told me, that only the top restaurants use actual calamari and most places, use a product of pig origin, flavoured. Apparently pigs ass hole has the same texture and similar flavour to calamari and when fried with spices or garlic....one can't tell the difference.

So when the ass hole is cut, they invert it and it looks just like calamari

She said she loves sticking her tongue into ass hole...so let's get a double portion haha the waiter looked at her funny when she asked for "double portion of pigs ass hole" he looked dump...we laughed. She said calamari. We laughed...he just looked at us weird haha I got nothing was stuffed..so we laugh and talk a bit...our pigs ass holes arrived... inverted I might add..."something fishy going on here"...."have you just shit yourself...I can smell fish and shit at same time" we laughed. She said she didn't actually want it and had only got it to see if was ass hole or not and if was ass hole, it was coming home in a bag for her flat mate.....so she can feed ass hole to another ass hole haha we laughed and talked a little. Her and her food antics had me in Stitch's.. everything from ass hole glasses to demos of her idea of pig ring cock rings

sticking one on her finger...she said marry me...wear your pig ring with pride..was a quality evening

So just heed caution if you eat calamari... well unless your an ass muncher

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhh how we laughed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh how we laughed

Seems your the only one who did

Perhaps it's because Im not part of the forum in crowd haha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You do have a good way with words and thanks for the warning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do have a good way with words and thanks for the warning

Thank you. So people keep telling me.

I've a good memory..I'm sure have seen your posts and been on your profile before as remember few of the photos. I wonder did you used to have a photo of you in a cable car? Or some elevated glass thing..got a blurred memory of seeing such a picture?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You do have a good way with words and thanks for the warning

Thank you. So people keep telling me.

Yes I do it's in my private pic's,well remembered take a Brownie point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked for inverted pigs arsehole and they served me calamari im not stupid I new there was something fishy gong on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do have a good way with words and thanks for the warning

Thank you. So people keep telling me.

Yes I do it's in my private pic's,well remembered take a Brownie point!

Being an ex cub/scout/venture scout (you know the ones who used to fuck the ranger guides) yep those years from 21 us ventures had many dirty weekends with the ranger guides.

Was this party put on every year called "brass monkeys" given it was held winter time

..so let's see its cold..your all sleeping in big tents on a field all next to eachother..is ranger guides who youve seen play volleyball and stuff like that indoors all day and eve time the booze, the women haha yeah was never cold at brass monkey's.

So back to my brownie point..can I have a kiss from a ranger guide instead? Failing that you remember your secret ranger guide rules when comes to the demands of a venture scout?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do have a good way with words and thanks for the warning

Thank you. So people keep telling me.

Yes I do it's in my private pic's,well remembered take a Brownie point!

So still waiting to find out what a brownie point got me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I dated a few inverted pig's arses in my youth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dated a few inverted pig's arses in my youth.

Haha

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