FabSwingers.com forum: Useless facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gnome....

stands for

Guarding.nature.over.mother.earth

I get all these usless facts watching antique shows

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i thought it stood for

s.o.a.p.y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gnome....

stands for

Guarding.nature.over.mother.earth

I get all these usless facts watching antique shows

i've been struggling to sleep for the past few nights, but now i know that ..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gnome....

stands for

Guarding.nature.over.mother.earth

I get all these usless facts watching antique shows

i've been struggling to sleep for the past few nights, but now i know that ..............

There ya go then....ive healed ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aglet - plastic or metal sheath typically used on each end of a shoelace, cord, or drawstring.

courtesy of childrens tv program Phineas and Ferb

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Elkie Brookes is billy J Kramers sister

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

No body can lick their own elbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aglet - plastic or metal sheath typically used on each end of a shoelace, cord, or drawstring.

courtesy of childrens tv program Phineas and Ferb

I thought that was a fluglebinder??

A la Tom Cruise in Cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elkie Brookes is billy J Kramers sister"
and her dad used to have a kitchen and bathroom shop that I used to deliver too

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Planet Earth will cease to exist in around 4.5 billion years. Or sooner.

Note to boffins, DO NOT create everlasting life in the next 35 years. Ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No body can lick their own elbow!"

I saw a girl do it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses can't be sick.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"No body can lick their own elbow!

I saw a girl do it once "

Yep - a woman did it on QI

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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

"No body can lick their own elbow!"
but honestly why would you want to lick your elbow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elkie Brookes is billy J Kramers sister"

oh well, we all have our problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No body can lick their own elbow!

I saw a girl do it once

Yep - a woman did it on QI"

From the same source.... The rule of thumb " I before E except after C" no longer stands.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"No body can lick their own elbow!

I saw a girl do it once

Yep - a woman did it on QI

From the same source.... The rule of thumb " I before E except after C" no longer stands."

In fact there are more exceptions than there are the rule.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you eat nothing but rabbit you will die.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

Kilrea

yeah but i bet she couldnt put her elbow in her ear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snail can sleep for 3 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A useless fact...... im AMAZING in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A useless fact...... im AMAZING in bed lol"

Tsk.... The OP asked for "facts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a fact but not a good one

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a fact but not a good one

lol"

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

GOLF Stands for "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The sun shrinks by 4 million tonnes of mass per second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you eat nothing but rabbit you will die."

The battery acid kills ya!!! Think about it lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Horses can't be sick."

awwww you used my one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diphallia is a medical condition where a man has 2 Penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage is not a word but a sentence

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Fact...........the word "gullible" does not appear in any dictionary..!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Fact...........the word "gullible" does not appear in any dictionary..!!"

And how many people looked it up

And for the record, No I didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nans knickers on the washing line, show in a picture of Paul O'Grady's (Lilly Savage)autobiography lol

strange fact tho isnt it haha

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

My pond pump can move 700 litres of water every hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as a white horse, only grey ones or Albino's.

The double white gene in horses is, in fact, fatal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discalculia is numerical dyslexia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought it stood for

s.o.a.p.y

Only just seen this lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discalculia is numerical dyslexia.

Yep and it's a pig as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gnome....

stands for

Guarding.nature.over.mother.earth

I get all these usless facts watching antique shows

Never believe an antiques dealer!!! The word "gnome" (pronounced ga-no-may) comes from ancient greek and means to question, or ponder. Garden gnomes are so named for their comtemplative postures.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The signal strength bar, on your mobile meens sod all.

You either have a signal or don't as there is no industry standard to actualy measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ? cat was called Bobby !

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

The word 'posh' was not invented until steam liners became common..it means 'Port Out Starboard Home'

Oh..the Elkie brooks thing...its an urban miff!...had you fooled though eh!!??

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Meatballs and veg for tea, and there's none left. Tough.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Brazil Nuts are the only nuts who's nut alergy can effect a victim via inercourse or oral sex

So don't bare back with strangers who may eat brazil nuts if you have a sevear alergy, as it could kill ya :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More people die falling off donkeys than in plane crashes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did you know Typewriter is the longest word you can type using just the top line of a typewriter.

Patsy cline died on my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I did'nt have a french fish finger sandwich for my tea

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Johnny vaughans sister is one of my best friends and my aunties house shared the end of her back garden with the singer out of paperlace (when they where famous)

Mrs boon (mills and boon) lived at the top of my street until she died last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is enough flouride to kill you in 4 tubes of toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did'nt have a french fish finger sandwich for my tea"

now that really is the best useless fact today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my foot is itching

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I did'nt have a french fish finger sandwich for my tea

now that really is the best useless fact today

Thank you, I think so too

Its so useless its a waste of server space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did'nt have a french fish finger sandwich for my tea

now that really is the best useless fact today

Thank you, I think so too

Its so useless its a waste of server space

why dont my

move like yours ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and the real life tom thumb (jeffery hudson) lived in a tiny cottage top of my road to the left as well

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I did'nt have a french fish finger sandwich for my tea

now that really is the best useless fact today

Thank you, I think so too

Its so useless its a waste of server space

why dont my

move like yours ?

just type in the letters r o f l but without the space in between and you'll have a

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinochio's nose really grew when he took Viagra

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"There is enough flouride to kill you in 4 tubes of toothpaste"

Flouride has no actual benifit to teath, but was only added to tooth paste after an american reserch into dental care, showed a raised level of floride in a towns water supply, where people had the nicest teath.

America soon stopped adding it to water after the claims but the UK continued due to economic reasons involving the disposal of fluride from rat poison manufacturing was far more expencive than to keep just adding it to the water :P

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Oh and the real life tom thumb (jeffery hudson) lived in a tiny cottage top of my road to the left as well"

How BIG is your road? The M1?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh and the real life tom thumb (jeffery hudson) lived in a tiny cottage top of my road to the left as well

How BIG is your road? The M1?"

No, its small but it leads on to the high street tom thumb lived to the left and mrs boon lived to the right. If you came to visit i could take you to see them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it I did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

(note to admin: there is a small chance that a member may ask you to allow others to raise their age criteria to 117 one day).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it I did it

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

How BIG is your road? The M1?

No, its small but it leads on to the high street tom thumb lived to the left and mrs boon lived to the right. If you came to visit i could take you to see them lol"

No chance, i've read the thread where broken bones are mentionned.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

The name Wendy was invented for the Peter Pan books..it never existed before that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The name Wendy was invented for the Peter Pan books..it never existed before that.."

I thought it stood for Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day

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