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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So anyway my nan worked as a general nurse and was taking handover of a 30 bed elderly ward and so wasn’t too familiar with the patients on the ward...

Anyway the phone rang and she took the call and a guy asked how’s “Mr Jones doing in bay4?” as per protocol she answered “oh he’s comfortable”

The man replied: “I know he’s bloody comfortable cause Hes in my pub having a pint!” Hahaha

I nearly died she said the patient had escaped the ward with pyjamas and dressing gown on and catheter bag in situ and went for a pint.

She sent a nurse to fetch him and when the nurse walked through the pub doors got a standing ovation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my pal was at a party and she went to the toilet.She came and told me she had done a shit and the toilet wouldn't flush. She asked me what she should do. I said fucked if I know but just get rid of it. She came back 10 minutes later from being in the bathroom. I said did it flush. No she said so I threw it out the window. Still think about that after 25 years x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and my pal was at a party and she went to the toilet.She came and told me she had done a shit and the toilet wouldn't flush. She asked me what she should do. I said fucked if I know but just get rid of it. She came back 10 minutes later from being in the bathroom. I said did it flush. No she said so I threw it out the window. Still think about that after 25 years x"

Oh dear probably hit some passers by haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That reminds of me of time after work my friend and I went for after work drinks, watched some live jazz. Then decided to go for food at this croation (Yes Croatian) Chinese buffet...

We went onto the living room club and neither of us could move and needless to say that food passed through me like a spirit..

Anyway I ran to the toilet to open my bowels and there was this African aftershave seller in there in this small confined space.

As I’m evacuating all I can hear is him choking from the smell and spraying all his toiletries.

I felt so sorry for him in the end I gave him £20 to cover the loss of his earnings having used a bottle of aftershave to disguise the smell! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beginning of an 6/2 shift my mate came through where I was working, he looked ashen and slightly shaking..."mate, what's wrong?" I asked.

"Really bad news", he told me, "my daughter-in-law's father-in-law died last night!"

It took me back for a bit until the penny dropped!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beginning of an 6/2 shift my mate came through where I was working, he looked ashen and slightly shaking..."mate, what's wrong?" I asked.

"Really bad news", he told me, "my daughter-in-law's father-in-law died last night!"

It took me back for a bit until the penny dropped! "

Haha well it’s good to see he survived the death!

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