FabSwingers.com forum: Check your knackers!

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

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Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

]

Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you."

I need help checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good advice

I check mine several times a day

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can be a checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

]

Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you."

Hope your friend is ok.

Good post.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

]

Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you."

I'm not sure how to check mine. Would you come and check them for me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joking aside, we should be checking, i do at least once a month, have a few health scares and then some over the years, so every preventative measure that can be taken, should be.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

]

Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you."

Plus any changes to your cum worth getting it checked out by a doctor

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"joking aside, we should be checking, i do at least once a month, have a few health scares and then some over the years, so every preventative measure that can be taken, should be."

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be a checker "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get it done on the NHS? My GP is pretty hot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt trust a doc if i did find anything

Strait up butchers lot of them

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"I can be a checker "

I'm up for that! Your place or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

If just one bloke here finds a lump, then this thread will worth it.

Ladies...please tell the men in your lives...partners, family members, friends.

Education beats Cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i massage mine whilst wanking so checked a minimum of twice a day

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If just one bloke here finds a lump, then this thread will worth it.

Ladies...please tell the men in your lives...partners, family members, friends.

Education beats Cancer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to get checked by docs last week concerning bean bag. Was so nervous but glad I went.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Thank you for the reminder...

Jasper Carrot used to do a routine where he talked about testicular cancer...something like...

“Men have been told to check their balls every week...(pause, look around)...once a week!...(pause, look around)...I don’t know about you, but most men I know can’t leave them alone for more than a few minutes!”

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Had to get checked by docs last week concerning bean bag. Was so nervous but glad I went."

I'm pleased that all was well for you x

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"If just one bloke here finds a lump, then this thread will worth it.

Ladies...please tell the men in your lives...partners, family members, friends.

Education beats Cancer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to get checked by docs last week concerning bean bag. Was so nervous but glad I went.

I'm pleased that all was well for you x"

Thank you. Thanks for posting this thread aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

]

Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you."

I agree with this advice,my son found a lump, was told it was a cyst but 2 years later it was massive, it was actually testicular cancer. He's had chemo and is in remission now. He was 22. All check your nuts XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If just one bloke here finds a lump, then this thread will worth it.

Ladies...please tell the men in your lives...partners, family members, friends.

Education beats Cancer"

Even if it's not cancer, cysts on your nuts aren't comfortable (as my husband has found out the last week - cue hundreds of jokes from me about the doctor's cutting his balls off

) so catch them as well before they swell up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a quick check . My pal checked his and it saved his bits and maybe life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a lump a couple of years back panicked (as you do). Went for a ultrasound scan I was a single bloke sitting in the maternity unit on my own, because it was the quickest appointment they could get me. But it turned out to be a Scrotolith (Scrotal Pearl) completely benign and huge weight lifted! On the positive side... apparently I can make pearls.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

So that will be a "yes" then disguised as a "no."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

So that will be a "yes" then disguised as a "no."

not sure what you’re trying to achieve by trolling the thread but at your age you really should know better, if you’re looking for an argument, look elsewhere.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

So that will be a "yes" then disguised as a "no."

Please remember that there are Fabbers here who have, or who have had, cancer. Your careless remarks do you no credit.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

[Removed by poster at 23/01/18 22:09:32]

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I normally try to make a joke in threads but...

Great post Lisa. I used to try to remember and check in the shower but, so easy to get complacent and forget xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felt a lump not too long ago so went to doctor and did feel a little embarrassed when it turns out I'd just felt the epididymides. But my doctor reassured me saying she'd rather I went than ignore it.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"[Appologies offered by poster at 23/01/18 22:09:32]"

FTFY

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

So that will be a "yes" then disguised as a "no."

Please remember that there are Fabbers here who have, or who have had, cancer. Your careless remarks do you no credit."

For your information I've lost several members of my family to cancer.

Cancer victims generally do not wish to have gloom and doom thrust upon them by so called sympathetic well wishers.

Well at least most of the ones I come into contact with daily.

Most of them want to treated as normal people just as you treat anyone else not as a victim or an object of sympathy to boost your own ego.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

So that will be a "yes" then disguised as a "no."

Please remember that there are Fabbers here who have, or who have had, cancer. Your careless remarks do you no credit.

For your information I've lost several members of my family to cancer.

Cancer victims generally do not wish to have gloom and doom thrust upon them by so called sympathetic well wishers.

Well at least most of the ones I come into contact with daily.

Most of them want to treated as normal people just as you treat anyone else not as a victim or an object of sympathy to boost your own ego.

My post was about encouraging men to check their testicles for lumps, and seek early medical help, and nothing to do with my ego.

If you have nothing constructive or mature to say, perhaps you shouldn't post at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joking aside, we should be checking, i do at least once a month, have a few health scares and then some over the years, so every preventative measure that can be taken, should be."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally try to make a joke in threads but...

Great post Lisa. I used to try to remember and check in the shower but, so easy to get complacent and forget xx"

Well said

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Well this post made have a check of the balls. Felt quite nice. Never neglect the balls.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It really is worth getting to know what feels normal for them. That way, it will be easier to recognise any abnormalities..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or let me check them for you

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Or let me check them for you

Sterling work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or let me check them for you

Sterling work..."

I do prostates too.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"staggers me that even on a serious thread, shameless flirting still goes on, slow clap to you

Get out of the wrong side of the bed did we?

no, just showing some maturity, you should try it sometime

So that will be a "yes" then disguised as a "no."

Please remember that there are Fabbers here who have, or who have had, cancer. Your careless remarks do you no credit.

For your information I've lost several members of my family to cancer.

Cancer victims generally do not wish to have gloom and doom thrust upon them by so called sympathetic well wishers.

Well at least most of the ones I come into contact with daily.

Most of them want to treated as normal people just as you treat anyone else not as a victim or an object of sympathy to boost your own ego.

My post was about encouraging men to check their testicles for lumps, and seek early medical help, and nothing to do with my ego.

If you have nothing constructive or mature to say, perhaps you shouldn't post at all."

Quite frankly my dear....I think you know the rest of the famous quote.

Incidentally may I enquire why the original post of "I can be a checker" and the later seconder have not similarly been vilified?

Not to mention the phrase"Education beats cancer".

Modern drugs beat cancer. Education produces "immature" people like myself who work trying to develop the drugs which do fight cancer.

Look up Bleomycin, Carboplatin, Hydroxycarbamide which are used to treat testicular cancers and ovarian cancers among others. Amsidine and vincristine for leukaemia. All of these were developed by teams of chemists like myself. Yes chemists not pharmacists.

Some of us have had a greater input in the "fight against cancer" than is obvious.

There is more in the background of people on fab than "Fancy a fuck".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vilify me if you must. I'm still happy to check any naked man I'm with's balls and prostate. If a man felt a lump in my breast I'd expect him to tell me.

I check my LTP's balls and prostate regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps, I know that you love fondling your bollocks, but how many of you check them for lumps and bumps?

A dear friend of mine has found a lump, and will now have to get it checked for testicular cancer.

So, boys, check your balls regularly. In the bath is good, because that's when everything is loose and relaxed. [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

]

Or ask someone to check for you

If you find something unusual, please, please go to your gp as soon as possible. The earlier that testicular cancer is diagnosed, the more treatable it is.

And yes, this also means you young lads, too.

On behalf of your crown jewels, thank you."

Hi Lisa

(We meet on another thread lol)

15 years ago I found not a lump as such but one of my testicles was hard knarly and mishapen... apparently had been like it for a while and I hadnt noticed. It of course turned out to be cancer as it happened I had an orchidectomy (testicle removal) and everything turned out ok but when they removed it they found the cancer was going up the tubes towards my stomach so I was lucky if I hadn't found it when I did it could have reached my stomach and that could have been game over.

The lady is right please please check yourselves regularly. I czn assure you that even if you have to have one removed that everything still works In my case its even better because it caused me to learn how to dry orgasm as well this means I can have lots of dry orgasms in a night with all the relevent sensations before eventually actually ejaculating when I am ready and wanting to.

So get it checked out its in your interests.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

And here an extract from a "serious post" about testicular cancer.

THAT IS CANCER OF THE TESTIS NOT KNACKERS, BOLLOCKS, BALLS OR CROWN JEWELS.

" [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool

] Or ask someone to check for you

Really dealt with very seriously wasn't it!

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Vilify me if you must. I'm still happy to check any naked man I'm with's balls and prostate. If a man felt a lump in my breast I'd expect him to tell me.

I check my LTP's balls and prostate regularly. "

Not I who is vilifying but others vilifying (or attempting to) me.

I saw the humour in your post and merely made to lighten what is a very depressing subject. In return the forum wolfpack were released.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Modern drugs beat cancer".

If caught early enough, maybe.

But drugs are not a universal panacea.

Hence checking testicles.

I'm finding it difficult to understand why some people feel the need to belittle others, over such an important issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vilify me if you must. I'm still happy to check any naked man I'm with's balls and prostate. If a man felt a lump in my breast I'd expect him to tell me.

I check my LTP's balls and prostate regularly.

Not I who is vilifying but others vilifying (or attempting to) me.

I saw the humour in your post and merely made to lighten what is a very depressing subject. In return the forum wolfpack were released."

I was being serious. While you're with a woman it makes sense for her to check too. I always try to have a good feel; although, some men don't like their balls played with.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

""Modern drugs beat cancer".

If caught early enough, maybe.

But drugs are not a universal panacea.

Hence checking testicles.

I'm finding it difficult to understand why some people feel the need to belittle others, over such an important issue."

It is clear that you cannot be even mistaken let alone wrong.

This :

And here an extract from a "serious post" about testicular cancer.

THAT IS CANCER OF THE TESTIS NOT KNACKERS, BOLLOCKS, BALLS OR CROWN JEWELS.

" [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool ] Or ask someone to check for you "

Really dealt with very seriously wasn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Modern drugs beat cancer".

If caught early enough, maybe.

But drugs are not a universal panacea.

Hence checking testicles.

I'm finding it difficult to understand why some people feel the need to belittle others, over such an important issue.

It is clear that you cannot be even mistaken let alone wrong.

This :

And here an extract from a "serious post" about testicular cancer.

THAT IS CANCER OF THE TESTIS NOT KNACKERS, BOLLOCKS, BALLS OR CROWN JEWELS.

" [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool ] Or ask someone to check for you "

Really dealt with very seriously wasn't it!"

Have you had testicular cancer or an orchidectomy???

I have...and I'm telling you it doesnt matter how its raised whether you feel its serious or not...The fact is that IT IS being raised thats what matters. So unless you have had it DONT knock other people for raising awareness of the issue.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

my partner had blood in is urine went to dr though was uti turn out it was bladder cancer he had tumours glad got it check but still having check up as came back but very lucky indeed please guys same with blood in urine get it check.same for men cancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Modern drugs beat cancer".

If caught early enough, maybe.

But drugs are not a universal panacea.

Hence checking testicles.

I'm finding it difficult to understand why some people feel the need to belittle others, over such an important issue.

It is clear that you cannot be even mistaken let alone wrong.

This :

And here an extract from a "serious post" about testicular cancer.

THAT IS CANCER OF THE TESTIS NOT KNACKERS, BOLLOCKS, BALLS OR CROWN JEWELS.

" [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool ] Or ask someone to check for you "

Really dealt with very seriously wasn't it!"

i think you’ve strayed somewhat from what i originally highlighted which was the flirting, but hey, let’s keep your argument going now eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I check mine regularly. I’ve had a couple of mates loose a bollock and I don’t fancy that or worse!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I was a lucky / unlucky person, as in I had a testicle removed due to cancer.

I had the operation only to be told a week later it was cancerous, 3 weeks of radiotherapy, which isn't very nice. The lucky side of it is I am still here.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

""Modern drugs beat cancer".

If caught early enough, maybe.

But drugs are not a universal panacea.

Hence checking testicles.

I'm finding it difficult to understand why some people feel the need to belittle others, over such an important issue.

It is clear that you cannot be even mistaken let alone wrong.

This :

And here an extract from a "serious post" about testicular cancer.

THAT IS CANCER OF THE TESTIS NOT KNACKERS, BOLLOCKS, BALLS OR CROWN JEWELS.

" [Please do not do this in the local swimming pool ] Or ask someone to check for you "

Really dealt with very seriously wasn't it!

i think you’ve strayed somewhat from what i originally highlighted which was the flirting, but hey, let’s keep your argument going now eh

Funny how you seem to want to harass me even though you've blocked me.

Keep going at it pal.

YOYO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great advice on odd balls and some eye candy for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never check cant bare the thought of finding awt freaks me out im a head in the sand guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate and dont trust doctors

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