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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?

It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I’m game

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Sounds fun, why not. Make it a hoe and I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, why not. Make it a hoe and I'm in. "

A hoe! I’m not an animal!!!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?

It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it"

Only if I can wear clogs and a shower cap...or is that a step too far...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you? "

The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.

But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Sounds fun, why not. Make it a hoe and I'm in.

A hoe! I’m not an animal!!!!"

So close. Ah well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?

It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it

Only if I can wear clogs and a shower cap...or is that a step too far..."

As long as they’re not crocs

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?

The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.

But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own "

I frequently do

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oooh count me in

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?

It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it"

Only if you sing it in the style of Mariah Carey

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?

It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it"

Can I play a banjo accompaniment to this fine sight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw in some Christmas socks to your outfit and I'm in too XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...like to be spanked with a garden spade while I sing the American national anthem dressed in a jock strap and a Nando’s tshirt while my wife shouts obscenities in the background at the weird scenorio she just walked in on?

It might be a tad niche but I’m sure someone will like it

Can I play a banjo accompaniment to this fine sight? "

Let me test the waters first. Don’t want this request to be too weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?

The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.

But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own

I frequently do "

and I love it when you do

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’ll join your wife shouting obscenities at you?

The thought of two women shouting at me might cause two much mental pressure to the job on hand.

But since I’m not married you’re welcome to shout at me on your own "

I thought I’d missed the wedding invitation for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you pissed - sounds like a d*unken dare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you pissed - sounds like a d*unken dare "

I’m in Manchester tomorrow night if you except the dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear- you really are bored aren't you Cakey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear- you really are bored aren't you Cakey!"

Thats Northern Ireland for you Testarossa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Starting to think you women are all talk

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Sounds fun, why not. Make it a hoe and I'm in. "

I've got a father xmas outfit so could make it a ho ho ho if that helps

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