FabSwingers.com forum: bleech that ring

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm bleaching a ring for a female mate. She bought a kit. Apparently according to institutions and shade chart this will remove all the brown staining of years of build up.

I've heard people talk of anal whitening before both on here and in life's swinging conversations...I guess for her love of anal sex and photos that way, would make sence to make it look all pretty and fresh haha

So any blokes ever bleech a chicks ring before?

Wanna cover all bases, and do it right for her..but when read instructions (Chinese english) is a bit about the chemicals used, can cause reaction in anal passage... and although don't explain it well...it appears as though...side effect could be the woman would shit everywhere... now this does not appeal...just imagining me sat behind her, her on all fours, hands holding cheeks wide apart..me spreading gel with a spatula on that brown eye and she gets a reaction... will I get brown eye haha

Shit in the eye...bet that gives you a stinky wink

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I doubt it will be an instant reaction but wear some goggles just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove hair will be easier and do the same thing surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people do this?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I wonder if that's how Michael Jackson started,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY?

What some people will do to themselves is shocking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm bleaching a ring for a female mate. She bought a kit. Apparently according to institutions and shade chart this will remove all the brown staining of years of build up.

So any blokes ever bleech a chicks ring before?

Shit in the eye...bet that gives you a stinky wink

Quality post

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Good luck, all I can say is you must be a pretty good friend!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

It will be all white on the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!

I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.

Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will be all white on the night.

Haha that stinks

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!

I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.

Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha"

Be careful not to get carried away, this stuff works by destroying layers of skin... you may end up with a pencil dick

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

What he said.

If it’s that offensive (and when a woman does anal with me I’m prepared to forgive all sorts of things) then turn the lights down a bit

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By *anrteeCouple
over a year ago

London

dunno but if you give her ring burn you might get a black eye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WHY?

What some people will do to themselves is shocking..... "

Yeah they do. Big in porn industry she said. I Google it...right enough.

I guess its no different than having your hair bleached or nails changed.

When think how body mods and changes have become a big part of society now for some people... like my ex getting puffed up lips..injections every 6 months..what to look hot in her eyes..waste of money... ok her lips felt fuller and tighter round my shaft haha but looked stupid if honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Let us know how it goes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!

I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.

Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha

Be careful not to get carried away, this stuff works by destroying layers of skin... you may end up with a pencil dick

Interesting I could do with a slimmer shaft haha I'm told its a bit thick haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let us know how it goes!"

Yeah will do. Hope all goes ok. Like all things like this...Google is worst enemy haha is some disaster stories...with chemicals being to strong and burning rather than gently removing stains, but maybe I get her to try a tiny amount first..see if get any burning etc

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

Some do, some don't, but it's not the sh1t causing the colouration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

The brown colour is melanin in the skin, same as a sun tan, the paste is an acid or alkaline substance that eats through some skin layers, like an acid peel face product.

Get too much onto delicate tissue inside the rectum it can perforate the colon leading to very serious illness or death.

Porn brings us many things, most of them not designed for amateur implementation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh this post although a serious question made me literally laugh out loud.

And for that thank you ... and good luck with the ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

The brown colour is melanin in the skin, same as a sun tan, the paste is an acid or alkaline substance that eats through some skin layers, like an acid peel face product.

Get too much onto delicate tissue inside the rectum it can perforate the colon leading to very serious illness or death.

Porn brings us many things, most of them not designed for amateur implementation. "

You seem wise as always.

I will be careful not to get it inside...and will be keeping it well away from my giblets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, could you be arsed?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has just reminded me, I've not listened to A whiter shade of pale by procol harem in ages.

Perhaps prolapsed rectum would be a more apt name for the band.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Crack on and enjoy is all I can say!

I'm not quite sure will be enjoyable..perhaps a laugh.

Bit concerned says refrain from sex for several hours after. If I get carried away..will I end up with a Jackson cock haha multicoloured shades of white haha"

What's a hilarious post, when I have seen cocks that seem to have lots of different colours on now I know what has happened.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Don't like calling it 'Anal Bleaching' I prefer the term 'Changing your ring tone!'

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

It doesn't.

It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.

Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Come back and tell us how it goes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though

Thanks, i am so naive..

Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Are you sure you haven't just bought the recipe for hot soapy water?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though

Thanks, i am so naive..

Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..

Same applies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm bleaching a ring for a female mate. She bought a kit. Apparently according to institutions and shade chart this will remove all the brown staining of years of build up.

So any blokes ever bleech a chicks ring before?

Shit in the eye...bet that gives you a stinky wink

This is so funny! Oh OP, you do have a wonderful way with words!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though

Thanks, i am so naive..

Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..

Same applies

Not swayed by the thought of his mankini then..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though

Thanks, i am so naive..

Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..

Same applies

Not swayed by the thought of his mankini then..

Only in the sense that I sway before I pass out from horror.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Please tell me its April the 1st..?

people actually do this..?

They do! Nothing could induce me to apply Brobat to my nether regions though

Thanks, i am so naive..

Kin eck thought you had said Borat for a moment then..

Same applies

Not swayed by the thought of his mankini then..

Only in the sense that I sway before I pass out from horror.

Theatrical swooning, works every time..

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Here, at our Bristol Clinic, we prefer to restain the area in question using Bolgers Spirit Based Light Fast Wood Stain, typically the 'light oak' stain.

Doctor Delerium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is useless without pics. We need a before and after.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't like calling it 'Anal Bleaching' I prefer the term 'Changing your ring tone!'

funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BLEACH?

Does anyone reading the warnings on the bottle...

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I guess its no different than having your hair bleached or nails changed.

I'd suggest that it's quite different!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

It doesn't.

It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.

Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up. "

So if you know this... are you a strictly natural underwear lady or you just go commando a lot

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

Maybe she's not wiped and bathed?

I'd do further research, instead of just relying on a poorly translated leaflet. Perhaps lob a load of Vaseline inside her, preventing irritation.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh my lordy...thanks for making me smile today

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

It doesn't.

It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.

Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up.

So if you know this... are you a strictly natural underwear lady or you just go commando a lot

Commando in the gym, I get very sweaty.

Lacies at all other times..

Well maybe, I've been known to occasionally forget to put my undies on when I go out

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Don't like calling it 'Anal Bleaching' I prefer the term 'Changing your ring tone!'

Pahahahahaha!!!

Best response ever

Seriously though wear swimming goggles! Nobody wants pinkeye!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just when you think you’ve heard it all!

That has got to be the very definition of true friendship!

Personally I couldn’t be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demestos

Probably better than buying stuff off the internet!

No way on gods earth I would do anything like that.

Someone wants to stick his cock up my arse gets what's coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demestos

Probably better than buying stuff off the internet!

No way on gods earth I would do anything like that.

Someone wants to stick his cock up my arse gets what's coming

Oh. This did make laugh. Best thread of all times.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Demestos

Probably better than buying stuff off the internet!

No way on gods earth I would do anything like that.

Someone wants to stick his cock up my arse gets what's coming

Surely Toilet Duck would be better than Domestos , it has a nozzle shaped for getting right round the rim

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

I know it's all about the body beautiful for for some, but for most of us, who gives a .....monkey's (last moment change of word there) about the colour?

Really?

Cleanliness yes but I really don't care what colour anyone is, either there or anywhere else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown staining?

Ffs it's the colour of your skin

It don't start out brown does it

It doesn't.

It's usually caused by hormones, as we grow & our bodies develop.

Other causes, can be from an infection such as thrush, or wearing synthetic underwear which doesn't breath causing a sweat build up.

So if you know this... are you a strictly natural underwear lady or you just go commando a lot

Commando in the gym, I get very sweaty.

Lacies at all other times..

Well maybe, I've been known to occasionally forget to put my undies on when I go out "

Obviously this knowledge isn't well known.. surely womems underwear would be not synthetic...or is that why I noticed is cotton liner in some bits...can't recall what that's called...removable gusset?

So something like an organic cotton gusset or organic hemp be good to go in yer ol synthetic knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't like calling it 'Anal Bleaching' I prefer the term 'Changing your ring tone!'

Still laughing about your comment now. My mate said your obviously a top bloke

when I showed her

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

https://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY

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