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"roll up roll up" Haha! Heinz variety 57! Maybe we could start a market stall with all the crap Mistress is buying  | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here "Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!  | |||
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"evening ms mac x" Evening x | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space! "Oh I’ll be back! | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! " | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! "dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do"Ssssh...don't tell her.. | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. "dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami"Thaught she was only using bar stools now | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami"She won't know, long as she doesn't leave any incriminating evidence in these! | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami
Thaught she was only using bar stools now "Haha, nice one fun! | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami
She won't know, long as she doesn't leave any incriminating evidence in these! "*there* even! | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami
Thaught she was only using bar stools now
Haha, nice one fun! "What with that and a bargain coffee maker mistress will be propped up at the bar all night  | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami
Thaught she was only using bar stools now
Haha, nice one fun!
What with that and a bargain coffee maker mistress will be propped up at the bar all night "She'll be weeing all night too
Anyway lovelies, off to bed. Na night, sweet dreams xx | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami
Thaught she was only using bar stools now
Haha, nice one fun!
What with that and a bargain coffee maker mistress will be propped up at the bar all night
She'll be weeing all night too
Anyway lovelies, off to bed. Na night, sweet dreams xx"Night  | |||
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"Ooh, I think I might hang about and see what goes on in here
Haha, welcome! Maybe not too much this time of night, but watch this space!
Oh I’ll be back! dont sit on the chair in the corner whatever you do
Ssssh...don't tell her.. dont want her in trouble with mistress for using her comode sami"Hows your shoulder now ? | |||
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 Oops that'll teach me to be enthusiastic in the morning 
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"Good morning "Morning maccy | |||
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Vax W86DPE Dual Power Carpet Cleaner was £199.99 now only £59.99 @ studio
Not much good if your house is full of laminate flooring though | |||
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"Mistress's Daily Deal
Vax W86DPE Dual Power Carpet Cleaner was £199.99 now only £59.99 @ studio
Not much good if your house is full of laminate flooring though"Now that does interest me, have been doing some research on these, with a view to buying. That is a bargain, thank you Mistress | |||
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"passes sami a mug of instant "Ooh, lovely, just what I need. Are there any choccie biscuits? | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P x"fills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao | |||
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"passes sami a mug of instant
Ooh, lovely, just what I need. Are there any choccie biscuits? "have a cream slice better for you | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao"Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit.... | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit.... "MD will have to wear appropriate footwear not to leave marks in the flooring | |||
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"passes sami a mug of instant
Ooh, lovely, just what I need. Are there any choccie biscuits? have a cream slice better for you"Ok. | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit.... "Very fetching, I would think! | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! "can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up"
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up"We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation  | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up
We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation "wonder what the weather is like at cleethorpes | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up
We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation wonder what the weather is like at cleethorpes"Cleethorpes? I thought Bognor | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up
We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation wonder what the weather is like at cleethorpes"Let's hope there's no leaky roof at her 'hotel' | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening "Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely. | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening "Evening
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Evening
P x "I wish it was evening | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely. "Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Evening
P x "Evening P | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Evening
P x "Evening | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Evening
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I wish it was evening "Won't be long now  | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x"Bless! It's great when you love your job. | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up
We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation wonder what the weather is like at cleethorpes
Cleethorpes? I thought Bognor "bognors for oldies they have even got rid of the chippy on seafront there now only decent thing there is butlins | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x
Bless! It's great when you love your job. "what do you do eenie | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x
Bless! It's great when you love your job. what do you do eenie "I'm a customer service executive... Although I haven't SERVICED any customers... YET  | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x
Bless! It's great when you love your job. what do you do eenie
I'm a customer service executive... Although I haven't SERVICED any customers... YET "Give it time | |||
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up
We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation wonder what the weather is like at cleethorpes
Cleethorpes? I thought Bognor bognors for oldies they have even got rid of the chippy on seafront there now only decent thing there is butlins"Exactly
Sorry MD You know I'm kidding
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"Morning all you bargain hunters. I don't need a carpet cleaner, could do with a house cleaner though. Must have patience and resolve. Be able to not lose it when there's crap lying around from the kids that they only tidied up the previous day. I know... Not a job for the faint hearted
P xfills in the application on behalf of mistress there you go mrs doubtfire lmao
Oh I'd love Mrs Doubtfire here! Although I'd guess she'd come with more expletives if Mistress was involved
Wonder what she'd look like in a maids outfit....
Very fetching, I would think! can see her in a mob cap plus the dress will have to be ankle lenght thick black knitted stockings and flat black lace up
We'll get her dressed up when she's back off vacation wonder what the weather is like at cleethorpes
Cleethorpes? I thought Bognor bognors for oldies they have even got rid of the chippy on seafront there now only decent thing there is butlins
Exactly
Sorry MD You know I'm kidding
P x "mind you theres loads of rest homes there we might be able to get her into one would have to be secure tho | |||
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x
Bless! It's great when you love your job. what do you do eenie
I'm a customer service executive... Although I haven't SERVICED any customers... YET
Give it time "Me??
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x
Bless! It's great when you love your job. what do you do eenie
I'm a customer service executive... Although I haven't SERVICED any customers... YET
Give it time
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window "Aw, let him in, bless him | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him "good idea while the cats away we can play | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play"Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away " | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us? "well I've sent pretty to have a route through Mistress's drawers I've found Nigels hat and scarf now have to think of a way to keep him dry with a brolly | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us? well I've sent pretty to have a route through Mistress's drawers I've found Nigels hat and scarf now have to think of a way to keep him dry with a brolly "Tut....that's where they went then...wonder she hasn't sold them on eBay | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us? "Of course | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course "Goody | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Who's Nigel Mr K "Hey Mr K Voddy will explain when she's back from doing whatever it is she is doing...I think she's lost Nigel again!... | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Goody "Hey Samiss
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Goody
Hey Samiss
You all realise naughty girls get themselves into trouble "Oh I certainly do, I'm always in trouble! | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Who's Nigel Mr K
Hey Mr K Voddy will explain when she's back from doing whatever it is she is doing...I think she's lost Nigel again!... "didn't lose him he was in the co_op getting apples and carrots from the manager | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Who's Nigel Mr K
Hey Mr K Voddy will explain when she's back from doing whatever it is she is doing...I think she's lost Nigel again!... didn't lose him he was in the co_op getting apples and carrots from the manager"Thank God for that! | |||
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"oooooooo nigels looking in the window
Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Who's Nigel Mr K
Hey Mr K Voddy will explain when she's back from doing whatever it is she is doing...I think she's lost Nigel again!... didn't lose him he was in the co_op getting apples and carrots from the manager
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Oh we can, but she will be checking in to see what we're up too.....Oh bugger it, let's have fun while the cat's away
are you going to be naughty with us?
Of course
Who's Nigel Mr K
Hey Mr K Voddy will explain when she's back from doing whatever it is she is doing...I think she's lost Nigel again!... didn't lose him he was in the co_op getting apples and carrots from the manager
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"Evening all... Well it fecking feels like evening
Bet it does, you were up early today, weren't you lovely.
Up early every weekday _amiss for work... Good job I love my job really otherwise I'd be really peed off with it x
Bless! It's great when you love your job. what do you do eenie
I'm a customer service executive... Although I haven't SERVICED any customers... YET
Give it time
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Hey lovely lady! How are you? "Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. | |||
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Hey lovely lady! How are you?
Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. "runs over grabs cosmo twirls her round hmm ur looking peaky you eating xx | |||
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Hey lovely lady! How are you?
Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. runs over grabs cosmo twirls her round hmm ur looking peaky you eating xx"Oh, I love twirling. I am a bit peckish. Is there any crumpet on offer? | |||
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Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. runs over grabs cosmo twirls her round hmm ur looking peaky you eating xx
Oh, I love twirling. I am a bit peckish. Is there any crumpet on offer? "samiiiiiiiiiiiiii your wanted | |||
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Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. runs over grabs cosmo twirls her round hmm ur looking peaky you eating xx
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Evening (it actually is now )
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"Mistress is in fine fettle....you ladies were all too busy drinking cocoa you missed a wonderful sight! Redcar Gala Bingo TV night, Mistress is the leader/organiser, 100's of TV/CD's cycling on bicycles with baskets on the front dressed in t two pieces, its MD's favourite night" Chortling... | |||
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"Mistress is in fine fettle....you ladies were all too busy drinking cocoa you missed a wonderful sight! Redcar Gala Bingo TV night, Mistress is the leader/organiser, 100's of TV/CD's cycling on bicycles with baskets on the front dressed in t two pieces, its MD's favourite night" hope hers has stablizers and a fecking big bell | |||
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Aw, let him in, bless him good idea while the cats away we can play
Hey lovely lady! How are you?
Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. runs over grabs cosmo twirls her round hmm ur looking peaky you eating xx
Oh, I love twirling. I am a bit peckish. Is there any crumpet on offer? "Here I am | |||
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Hey lovely lady! How are you?
Hello gorgeous, is the coast clear? I've just popped in for a quick smooch with you and Voddy. Oh, and I found Nigel outside so I've tucked him up in the garage. runs over grabs cosmo twirls her round hmm ur looking peaky you eating xx
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Yes! But it was fascinating watching you talk to yourself "Aw thanks, I do it all the time in here, as soon as I appear, they all disappear | |||
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Yes! But it was fascinating watching you talk to yourself
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Yes! But it was fascinating watching you talk to yourself
Aw thanks, I do it all the time in here, as soon as I appear, they all disappear
Yep! Nothing like being a serial thread killer I am very guilty of this"Yeah, me too, its an art, you know | |||
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 . Mistress D will be cycling back from Redcar Bingo now! I advised to go for the fake chanel, turquoise two piece, but they would not listen, insisted on wearing t! I tried to explain that historically a urine derivative was used to soften t but my words fell upon deaf ears! Well at this point between you lot and me....there is an old person cycling back from bingo smelling of wee....and worse, as cycling....a sweaty old person smelling of wee!...its outrageous!! | |||
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Blame Voddy there, putting alcohol in their coffees, comes across as all sweetness and light...there's a dark side to that one "How'd you know? | |||
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"Psst! A bit gossip . Mistress D will be cycling back from Redcar Bingo now! I advised to go for the fake chanel, turquoise two piece, but they would not listen, insisted on wearing t! I tried to explain that historically a urine derivative was used to soften t but my words fell upon deaf ears! Well at this point between you lot and me....there is an old person cycling back from bingo smelling of wee....and worse, as cycling....a sweaty old person smelling of wee!...its outrageous!!"she is outrageous and ur to blame mr nelson | |||
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"Psst! A bit gossip . Mistress D will be cycling back from Redcar Bingo now! I advised to go for the fake chanel, turquoise two piece, but they would not listen, insisted on wearing t! I tried to explain that historically a urine derivative was used to soften t but my words fell upon deaf ears! Well at this point between you lot and me....there is an old person cycling back from bingo smelling of wee....and worse, as cycling....a sweaty old person smelling of wee!...its outrageous!!she is outrageous and ur to blame mr nelson"I am most certainly not to blame young lady, MD was advised to wear the fake chanel, but no! Insisted on t! | |||
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No one has upset me... I just think the hate that's flung around here is a bit much sometimes... "Right that's it...get the cushions fluffed up...Voddy! One of your cups of alcohol topped up with coffee...a group hug and a good old bitch about Mistr D | |||
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Right that's it...get the cushions fluffed up...Voddy! One of your cups of alcohol topped up with coffee...a group hug and a good old bitch about Mistr D"I'm up for the group {{hug}} | |||
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No one has upset me... I just think the hate that's flung around here is a bit much sometimes...
Right that's it...get the cushions fluffed up...Voddy! One of your cups of alcohol topped up with coffee...a group hug and a good old bitch about Mistr D"I don't do bitching but I'll join in with the rest | |||
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Not on this thread?yeah there are a few whose good at that but not on our thread just piss taking and caring for others thats why we have become firm freinds here"Oh I love a bit of piss taking... It's rife in my family but very different from the hate filled stuff... Hey ho, different strokes for different folks and all that | |||
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Not on this thread?yeah there are a few whose good at that but not on our thread just piss taking and caring for others thats why we have become firm freinds here"I second that | |||
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Not on this thread?yeah there are a few whose good at that but not on our thread just piss taking and caring for others thats why we have become firm freinds here
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Excellent Samiss! You are a credit to the thread
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress" Laughing out loud here... I l ve this thread | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress" OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life! | |||
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I'm up for the group {{hug}}
Excellent Samiss! You are a credit to the thread
Ah thank you will I get a brownie badge for inter thread relations?
Brownie badge and a fudge brownie
Thank you,I will sow my brownie badge on my bra, with all the others "Oh just use the badge as a nip tassle, worked great with the others, I remember when you won your knot tying and stick rubbing badges....I think that gentleman is still smiling to this day | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life! "I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic! | |||
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Right that's it...get the cushions fluffed up...Voddy! One of your cups of alcohol topped up with coffee...a group hug and a good old bitch about Mistr D
I'm up for the group {{hug}}
Excellent Samiss! You are a credit to the thread
Ah thank you will I get a brownie badge for inter thread relations?
Brownie badge and a fudge brownie
Thank you,I will sow my brownie badge on my bra, with all the others
Oh just use the badge as a nip tassle, worked great with the others, I remember when you won your knot tying and stick rubbing badges....I think that gentleman is still smiling to this day "Haha, he is...I'm still doing it! | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!"God I've got an 'eadache coming on! | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on! "You poor thing...come on now. nuzzle up, a bit closer...a bit closer....hoy! you've already got your stick rubbing badge! Not that close....well then again | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on! "quick put a aspirin between ur knees | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on! "Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe Evening all | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
You poor thing...come on now. nuzzle up, a bit closer...a bit closer....hoy! you've already got your stick rubbing badge! Not that close....well then again "You will make me wet myself, Voddy you got any spare fivers, me freebies haven't arrived yet. | |||
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"evening truble "Truble me never , you've done your shoulder again then not taking it easy | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on! quick put a aspirin between ur knees"Done! | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all "Evening fun, it's mental in here tonight, brace yourself! | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all "Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas "Hmm...cocoa and a hot water bottle to cuddle? I could sing you a lullaby, but I'm a crap singer | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening fun, it's mental in here tonight, brace yourself! "Brace against what or who lol | |||
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Truble me never , you've done your shoulder again then not taking it easy "yep bloody hurts too | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas "Mmm an idea to make someone fall asleep , usually happens when I come on here everyone falls asleep | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas "count naked men | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas
Hmm...cocoa and a hot water bottle to cuddle? I could sing you a lullaby, but I'm a crap singer "Cocoa with brandy?
Too warm for a hot water bottle tonight and you can sing if you like | |||
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I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas count naked men "And the dangly bits? 3 6 9 12.... | |||
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"NEWS UPDATE! Mistress D is almost home from cycling trip to Redcar Gala Bingo (bought two cards but did not win!)....Reporters at the scene report the police escort are traumatised....this has been attributed to Mistress D's American tan stockings hanging around her ankles and the site (well it is a little known fact that Mistress D has incredibly long nasal hair)....in the current damp North East climate, Mistress D's nasal hair has morphed into a handle bar moustache...the local council put on alert, have dimmed Teeside's street lighting to avoid public distress OMG the thing is, it could all be so true to life!
I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas
Hmm...cocoa and a hot water bottle to cuddle? I could sing you a lullaby, but I'm a crap singer
Cocoa with brandy?
Too warm for a hot water bottle tonight and you can sing if you like "You're only saying that coz you won't be able to hear me | |||
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I kid you not! Word to the wise....do not visit Teeside, it can be traumatic!
God I've got an 'eadache coming on!
Referring to mistress as a eadache, a bit loud at times maybe
Evening all
Evening... Need to get to sleep... Any ideas count naked men
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