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Best Movie Quotes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat....’

‘Say hello to my little friend!’

‘Use The Force Luke!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you look in the dictionary for the word idiot do you know what you find?"

"a picture of me?"

"no the word idiot, which you fucking are"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off

You looking at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best movie quotes/ one liners for me are Hot Fuzz and Gone in 60 seconds, I love em the 'last barman poet' in cocktail is great aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If o were you, I'd get in that car and fuck off man, and gather them goons and come at me, cause I'm gonna hit you all.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

Listen Clyde we're meeting a women so no burping, no farting and no scratching your ayss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it.

"

Jack Nicholson batman

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

Nobody puts baby in the corner... dirty dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. 

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig." 

Snatch rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat....’

‘Say hello to my little friend!’

‘Use The Force Luke!’

It was “YOU’RE gonna need a bigger boat”

Okay, I’m officially a geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bricktop had shit loads of beauties

I dont care if hes mohamed im ard bruce lee your not changing the fighter

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Damn the man.....save the empire!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bricktop had shit loads of beauties

I dont care if hes mohamed im ard bruce lee your not changing the fighter"

In the quiet words of the virgin Mary..... Come again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omar: You're confused bro.

Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face

Fout Lions 2010 (recommend too anyone who likes good British Comedy!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omar: You're confused bro.

Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face

Fout Lions 2010 (recommend too anyone who likes good British Comedy!) "

Rubber dingi rappids bro

Hahaha

Mental filf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat....’

‘Say hello to my little friend!’

‘Use The Force Luke!’

"

Noo eyee am your farther

No thats not true

Its impossible

nooooooo ooooo ooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omar: You're confused bro.

Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face

Fout Lions 2010 (recommend too anyone who likes good British Comedy!)

Rubber dingi rappids bro

Hahaha

Mental filf "

Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!

Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?

Barry: Yes, I fixed it!

Omar: Did ya?

Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.

Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?

[pause]

Omar: Hmm?

Fessal: Spark plugs.

Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.

Awesome movie!! Laugh every minute!

(Copied and pasted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omar: You're confused bro.

Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face

Fout Lions 2010 (recommend too anyone who likes good British Comedy!)

Rubber dingi rappids bro

Hahaha

Mental filf

Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!

Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?

Barry: Yes, I fixed it!

Omar: Did ya?

Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.

Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?

[pause]

Omar: Hmm?

Fessal: Spark plugs.

Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.

Awesome movie!! Laugh every minute!

(Copied and pasted)"

Frog im

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omar: You're confused bro.

Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face

Fout Lions 2010 (recommend too anyone who likes good British Comedy!)

Rubber dingi rappids bro

Hahaha

Mental filf

Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!

Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?

Barry: Yes, I fixed it!

Omar: Did ya?

Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.

Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?

[pause]

Omar: Hmm?

Fessal: Spark plugs.

Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.

Awesome movie!! Laugh every minute!

(Copied and pasted)

Frog im"

Barry: Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!

Omar: Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?

Barry: That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!

I may as well just put the whole script up its all funny!!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the shwartz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the need.. the need for speed!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"I feel the need.. the need for speed! "

From Vanishing Point

"This radio station was named KAWALSKI in honour of the last American hero, for whom speed meant freedom of the soul"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I feel the need.. the need for speed! "

I am speed

Lighting McQueen from cars

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