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Single males have it so hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When theres so many rude minded hot and exotic women on this site

But I hate it when my generic, copy and pasted messages dont instantly get the response i want (which is quite precise, only "lets meet up now and you can tie me up and do whatever you want" will do)

Even the old standard fancy a fuck should at least get you a blow job, am I right guys? It takes a lot of effort to write that out with one hand when the laptops bouncing up and down!

We deserve better, afterall its only a mucky swinging site, and all the ladies must just be desperate. And have no individual tastes, styles or types they prefer.

Generic fucking is what we want!

Jeeeese if it wasnt for pubs, clubs, gyms, house parties, holidays, work or large quantities of alcohol id never get layed!

Is it me or is it hot in here? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Erm, quite.

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not you, its hot in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not you, its hot in here."

Thank god for that!! Boxings gonna kill me

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Single males have it so hard"

Lucky feckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Single males have it so hard"

Lucky feckers."

That's how I like single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When theres so many rude minded hot and exotic women on this site

But I hate it when my generic, copy and pasted messages dont instantly get the response i want (which is quite precise, only "lets meet up now and you can tie me up and do whatever you want" will do)

Even the old standard fancy a fuck should at least get you a blow job, am I right guys? It takes a lot of effort to write that out with one hand when the laptops bouncing up and down!

We deserve better, afterall its only a mucky swinging site, and all the ladies must just be desperate. And have no individual tastes, styles or types they prefer.

Generic fucking is what we want!

Jeeeese if it wasnt for pubs, clubs, gyms, house parties, holidays, work or large quantities of alcohol id never get layed!

Is it me or is it hot in here? haha "

I just send a cock pic and bingo i am in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When theres so many rude minded hot and exotic women on this site

But I hate it when my generic, copy and pasted messages dont instantly get the response i want (which is quite precise, only "lets meet up now and you can tie me up and do whatever you want" will do)

Even the old standard fancy a fuck should at least get you a blow job, am I right guys? It takes a lot of effort to write that out with one hand when the laptops bouncing up and down!

We deserve better, afterall its only a mucky swinging site, and all the ladies must just be desperate. And have no individual tastes, styles or types they prefer.

Generic fucking is what we want!

Jeeeese if it wasnt for pubs, clubs, gyms, house parties, holidays, work or large quantities of alcohol id never get layed!

Is it me or is it hot in here? haha

I just send a cock pic and bingo i am in. "

Living the dream!!

I call my penis Mike Tyson cos it breaks jaws!! Maybe thats where im going wrong haha

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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I just send a cock pic and bingo i am in. "

There was a man who had a dog and bingo was it's name oh.... b-i-n-g-o, b-i-n-g-o, b-i-n-g-o, and bingo was it's name-oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I just send a cock pic and bingo i am in.

There was a man who had a dog and bingo was it's name oh.... b-i-n-g-o, b-i-n-g-o, b-i-n-g-o, and bingo was it's name-oh"

Lol. Great profile pic by the way!

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

UKSHEFFIELD your right single guys do have it hard on here to get meets but you will find it a lot harder with msg like HEY FANCY A FUCK.....GIVE ME A BLOWJOB......THEY WONT WORK ON HERE most women like to meet a polite non pushy guy with a few more words than HEY FANCY A FUCK NO NO NO IS THE REPLY YOU WILL GET LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"UKSHEFFIELD your right single guys do have it hard on here to get meets but you will find it a lot harder with msg like HEY FANCY A FUCK.....GIVE ME A BLOWJOB......THEY WONT WORK ON HERE most women like to meet a polite non pushy guy with a few more words than HEY FANCY A FUCK NO NO NO IS THE REPLY YOU WILL GET LOL"

Lol I know dude it was my obviously failed attempt at being ironic a play on the regular "single guy" threads we get on here.

Noce to see some local to me peeps on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are not hard you aint getting your end away.

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

maybe its cause some waste it for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny!! You forgot to mention that women on here get so much attention that they turn into princesses and need to get over themselves!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I liked this post.....but not as much as some of the reactions who had read it a totally different way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol I liked this post.....but not as much as some of the reactions who had read it a totally different way "

Lol well thank god a few got it. Really thought id layed it on too hard for a while there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry i think the messages you send to single fems are outrageous, i would definatley say no to them!!

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I only respond to the 'I want to bash ur gash' messages!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the "wanna smash ya back doors in" thet get my attention.... ffs, hadnt they noticed its a no entry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No sorry i think the messages you send to single fems are outrageous, i would definatley say no to them!!

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I only respond to the 'I want to bash ur gash' messages!! lol"

Haha bash the gash!! Never heard that un before and im sooooo using it in Magaluf. Just for the "crack" like

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