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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

What will you be doing????

Have a great day

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Doing an impression of Siouxsie Sioux.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i live in the back of beyond...pop round

today like most Mondays, housework...2 small boys cause more devastation than u cud ever imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing washing and a spot of cleaning and maybe a bit of perving .

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Doing an impression of Siouxsie Sioux."

Exact!

*becomes erect*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

housework, preparing dinner, and entertaining a guest

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am nursing a hangover, try and keep it down you mofo's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i live in the back of beyond...pop round

today like most Mondays, housework...2 small boys cause more devastation than u cud ever imagine

Excellent, you can give me directions back out again

You realise that by 4pm all your handwork will have gone to pot ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making room for a chest of drawers being delivered today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"housework, preparing dinner, and entertaining a guest

No one likes a show off ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the top cab of my crane passing time on fab. I might do a little work if I must at some point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"housework, preparing dinner, and entertaining a guest

No one likes a show off ha ha

im sure you do it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat in the top cab of my crane passing time on fab. I might do a little work if I must at some point!

I am sure you get some great views from there. Especially in this weather..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to work doing a late shift all week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"housework, preparing dinner, and entertaining a guest

No one likes a show off ha ha

im sure you do it too

I not have any friends .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Does beyond know ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I might slide down the banister or take the escalator. If I don't slide down the banister, I could try the elevator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recovering from a great day yesterday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i am now going to have to clean my cream carpet as Dog jumped in the bond and it black like coal ..... i bet will take me most the day and in the office so i can sit have a rest reading the forums , Max is now in Dog run out the way . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"making room for a chest of drawers being delivered today"

Are they big drawers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

done the good part, show n pedicure. Rest of the day I will be mostly.

Shuffling papers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hopefully sucking some guys cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying on the sofa asking myself why i started drinking Friday and didnt stop till yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laying on the sofa asking myself why i started drinking Friday and didnt stop till yesterday.

ya daft apeth - just be glad you survived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i am was a divorce party and half and only slightly regretting it now lol.

Only bit i regret was not getting the number of the fit man in my bed when i woke up saturday morning hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i am was a divorce party and half and only slightly regretting it now lol.

Only bit i regret was not getting the number of the fit man in my bed when i woke up saturday morning hahahahahahaha"

as long as it wasn't the ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No deffo not the ex this guy was fit hahahhahahaahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing catch up with a mountain of paperwork and preparing for next weekends craft fair!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Finished packing all our personal belongings by Eleven this morning, and ready to drop most of it off to the storage facility and put the rest in the removal van when the time comes!!!

So now in work this afternoon trying to make sense of this mess we are in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a sleepless night- for all the wrong reasons- I rang in sick and now nursing myself better, feel like I have been bruised allover and throat is soooo sore.

I initially put it down to a meet I had Saturday, but apparently not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finished packing all our personal belongings by Eleven this morning, and ready to drop most of it off to the storage facility and put the rest in the removal van when the time comes!!!

So now in work this afternoon trying to make sense of this mess we are in...."

Hope everything is in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a sleepless night- for all the wrong reasons- I rang in sick and now nursing myself better, feel like I have been bruised allover and throat is soooo sore.

I initially put it down to a meet I had Saturday, but apparently not!

Nice day to have a sickie. Hope you feel better.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith."
I could do with you around 24/7

I could wright all the letters i have in my head and never spell a word wrong ,

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Recovering.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith. I could do with you around 24/7

I could wright all the letters i have in my head and never spell a word wrong ,

What can I say, I'm a cunning linguist.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith."

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"? "

TROLL

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"?

TROLL"

WHY? All i did is ask a question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"?

TROLL

WHY? All i did is ask a question."

Because you're attempting to score points because of the way I look, there was nothing to make youre comment less offensive (like a "just messing gong.." AND the comment didn't even have anything to do with my original post.

No worries, we can't all be Brad Pitt lookalikes. I still have my health lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"making room for a chest of drawers being delivered today

Are they big drawers?? "

could do with a strong guy to lift them upstairs and the old set outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"making room for a chest of drawers being delivered today

Are they big drawers??

could do with a strong guy to lift them upstairs and the old set outside"

I am sure you'll have no trouble finding a willing pair of hands on here.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"?

TROLL

WHY? All i did is ask a question.

No worries, we can't all be Brad Pitt lookalikes. I still have my health lol"

Am I missing something?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"?

TROLL

WHY? All i did is ask a question.

No worries, we can't all be Brad Pitt lookalikes. I still have my health lol

Am I missing something?"

A small bit of lego.... there's always a small bit of lego missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stuck with bp monter on for 24 hours

cleaning up.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Calm down...its only Monday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... Am I missing something?"

No dude, you're beyond/beyoncè play on words was very funny.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"".... Am I missing something?"

No dude, you're beyond/beyoncè play on words was very funny. "

It was more the 'Cameron'D' reaction I was thinking of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"".... Am I missing something?"

No dude, you're beyond/beyoncè play on words was very funny.

It was more the 'Cameron'D' reaction I was thinking of."

I thought that was a clever Cameron Diaz/ David Cameron ref?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

*sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"".... Am I missing something?"

No dude, you're beyond/beyoncè play on words was very funny.

It was more the 'Cameron'D' reaction I was thinking of."

It's because some people say I look like our esteemed prime minister (knock yourselves out people (not knock 'one' out),laughing at my unfortunate face lol). I just found the context of the comment inappropriate, so said so.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

So his comment was nothing to do with the 'PM' mentioned in the previous post?

*still sniggering*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Having gone back and re-read, I think the 'PM' has been misconstrued as 'Prime Minister' rather than the intended 'Private Message'.

So all is well in the house of Fab.

Having said that, now that the 'Cameron' thing has been mentioned and is out in the open, the OP should probably prepare himself for a little gentle ribbing.

IF however, the OP offers to buy the entire site a drink, we'll say no more about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and diet please

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Vodka and diet please"

HOLD your frickin' horses woman, he hasnt offered yet!

Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet please

HOLD your frickin' horses woman, he hasnt offered yet!

Jesus."

Thats twice now that I have given you a religious experience

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I must have subconsciously decided it was my 'word du jour'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet please"

Alright, alright, puts £10 behind the bar ....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...... Stuck in the back of beyond!

Given the overall standard of spelling on here I need to know whether you meant to type 'beyond' or 'beyonce'.

If it's the former, I'm not that interested.

If it's the latter, please PM me forthwith.

Why would you want to be "Cameron'd"?

TROLL

WHY? All i did is ask a question.

No worries, we can't all be Brad Pitt lookalikes. I still have my health lol"

Impressive. Fucking impressive ( choose gong type here )

And you're correct, my post had absolutely nothing to do with your original post. Nothing. What's with the scoring points? I don;t give a fuck what you look like. Glad you have good health too, it's a valuable characteristic. I should know.

It was made as a play on words to sensual re PM. Is sensual finds the post offensice, it'll be an odd day, time for us all to hang our keyboards up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In which case shroom I sincerely apologise. The misunderstanding is totally on my part.

I just get so fed up with people who deliberately say things to wind others up and I jumped the gun in this case. I misjudged AND my response under the circumstances was offence. I am genuinely sorry.

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