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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it just me that finds it odd or strange why people measure their cocks against common household items?

I can see if you have a massive cock as to why you'd measure it against a deodorant can to "try" and impress the ladies.

But I have seen people measuring their cocks against dvd cases, marmite jars (hate marmite) and even highlighters. There are even people shoving things we'll into their body to make their cock look bigger, madness.

So people, do you like cock on DVD's???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has seen done before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not measured it since i was 16

Dont feel the need

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Not measured it since i was 16

Dont feel the need"

Thats OK, it probably hasn't changed.

And, ditto.

The slight irony is that it's men who are obsessed with cock size, not women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also find it strange why men upload photos hanging out of the back of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has seen done before "

So has the world cup but we still do it every 4 years

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I just tell anyone that asks, that I've got a 7" willy...

I had one girl (girly girl, female) constantly asking me to show her one Sunday afternoon a few weeks back. I kept telling her it's sleeping, in the end I just said "Oh for fuck sake, gimme your hand" and then proceeded to slide it inside my knickers, her face was a picture... So was my neighbours!

She said, it's all soft and tucked up?

I explained, I told you... it's sleeping!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I think the last time I measured mine I was 16 lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also find it strange why men upload photos hanging out of the back of a woman. "

Is that a single guy profile pic of 97% woman/3% him hanging out of her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also find it strange why men upload photos hanging out of the back of a woman.

Is that a single guy profile pic of 97% woman/3% him hanging out of her?"

Couldn't have put it better myself

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

I think its a matter of method tape measure can be fiddly when taking a dic pic. A common domestic object used as a comparator is simpler. To do it properly use a vernier or digital calliper. Take 5 readings of length and a series of diameter readings along the shaft. Then state the average for both. Preferably with a statement of uncertainty.

Going high tec you could try for a laser or white light scanner. Build up a 3D image then use CAD software to interrogate the model.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"I also find it strange why men upload photos hanging out of the back of a woman. "

Lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tattoo tape measure on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine by the oooohs and ahhhhhhs I get from the recipient of it.

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I’d like to say it’s because 7” looks bigger in pics on the shorter lads than us lanky sods....

But tbh it’s probably because everyone else does.

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