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"Peachizzle in da houuuuussseee Missed me didn't ya. Yep, that's a statement not a question. So, I've been all busy and shit, I've fostered a devil dog, I'm also back at work.... and kicking it's arse if I say so myself. What's been crack-a-lacking? Who's fucked off? Who's embarrassed themselves massively? Who's been making all the jokes whilst I've been adulting?" I'm sorry, do you speak English? | |||
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"Peachizzle in da houuuuussseee Missed me didn't ya. Yep, that's a statement not a question. So, I've been all busy and shit, I've fostered a devil dog, I'm also back at work.... and kicking it's arse if I say so myself. What's been crack-a-lacking? Who's fucked off? Who's embarrassed themselves massively? Who's been making all the jokes whilst I've been adulting? I'm sorry, do you speak English?" You should know the answer is that I talk my own talk. | |||
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"Peachizzle in da houuuuussseee Missed me didn't ya. Yep, that's a statement not a question. So, I've been all busy and shit, I've fostered a devil dog, I'm also back at work.... and kicking it's arse if I say so myself. What's been crack-a-lacking? Who's fucked off? Who's embarrassed themselves massively? Who's been making all the jokes whilst I've been adulting? I'm sorry, do you speak English? You should know the answer is that I talk my own talk. " Why should I know that? | |||
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"Hello TT. Good to see you back  xx"Cheers Doc, hope you're well  | |||
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"Hello TT. Good to see you back xx
Cheers Doc, hope you're well "Aye, I’m in fine fettle thanks | |||
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Same old, same old here, but you knew that would be the case  | |||
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Hope you’re enjoying your new canine companion! | |||
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"How's work OP? Hope it's not as bad as you expected. "A few have tried to make it awkward, they have failed. It's so much easier when you learn not to give a fuck and just do what you're good at. And no, I don't suck cock for a living even tho I do a grand job at that too  | |||
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"You ain’t missed much lol ,most still asking cut or not ,lots appreciated threads ect you know how it rolls in ever decreasing circles lol" We all know the real question is, does size matter?  | |||
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"You ain’t missed much lol ,most still asking cut or not ,lots appreciated threads ect you know how it rolls in ever decreasing circles lol We all know the real question is, does size matter? "You know it or is it length versus girth | |||
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"How's work OP? Hope it's not as bad as you expected.
A few have tried to make it awkward, they have failed. It's so much easier when you learn not to give a fuck and just do what you're good at. And no, I don't suck cock for a living even tho I do a grand job at that too "Hurrah you sound strong and happy. I like that. They'll leave you alone when they get no reaction. | |||
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"Good to see you! Glad you’re settling back in to work ok
Same old, same old here, but you knew that would be the case "Why thank you kind lady x Indeed. Although I was hoping there'd be some cockle warming stories to hear. Oh well. | |||
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"I have no idea who you are (being new and all that) but welcome back anyway!
Hope you’re enjoying your new canine companion! "Cheers dude, I've only been gone a few weeks really. I'm the gobby short arse who farts a lot. I'm slightly unhinged at times but in a good way | |||
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"I have no idea who you are (being new and all that) but welcome back anyway!
Hope you’re enjoying your new canine companion!
Cheers dude, I've only been gone a few weeks really.
I'm the gobby short arse who farts a lot. I'm slightly unhinged at times but in a good way "Sounds about right | |||
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"I fucked off and came back too.
Hello! "Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile | |||
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"You ain’t missed much lol ,most still asking cut or not ,lots appreciated threads ect you know how it rolls in ever decreasing circles lol We all know the real question is, does size matter?
You know it or is it length versus girth "Both | |||
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"Welcome back pp I’m pleased work is going well for you. As to missing anything, nah it’s the same old x "Bloody hell Ang, I thought you'd have at least caused an outrage by blowing up a thread with dynamite or summat. | |||
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"How's work OP? Hope it's not as bad as you expected.
A few have tried to make it awkward, they have failed. It's so much easier when you learn not to give a fuck and just do what you're good at. And no, I don't suck cock for a living even tho I do a grand job at that too
Hurrah you sound strong and happy. I like that. They'll leave you alone when they get no reaction. "I feel rather empowered. I like it too, thank you | |||
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"I was thinking I hadn't seen you around for a while. Adulting hey? I'm impressed... What sort of devil dog have you got? I'm watching The Wonderful World of Puppies and keep going 'awwwwwwww' but I won't give in, it would affect my sex time to much! Glad work is ok. Nothings changed here. MisterBee left, but he could be back again xx"Hey gorgeous 
Yep, doing actual adulty things. It's soooo unfair (must be read in Kevin the teenager voice)
German Shepherd pup. 5 months, rescued from a house where the owner died. He was one of many animals in the house. I'm pretty sure he's bipolar.
You're 100% right about sex time being limited. I've not had any since he's been here coz I can't take my eyes off him for a second. 
Oooo, I wonder what he'll be called on his return | |||
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"I have no idea who you are (being new and all that) but welcome back anyway!
Hope you’re enjoying your new canine companion!
Cheers dude, I've only been gone a few weeks really.
I'm the gobby short arse who farts a lot. I'm slightly unhinged at times but in a good way
Sounds about right "She tells no lies | |||
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"Who are you please? "Well fuck me d*unk look what the cat dragged in
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Now give us a kiss 
Peach x | |||
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"Welcome back PP...  "Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray? | |||
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"Heeeey!!! Glad you're back and all positive n shit Now give us a kiss
Peach x"Pucker up I'm coming in
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"Welcome back PP...
Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray? "Yes but I can't hold onto this ledge much longer...xx | |||
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"Welcome back PP...
Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray?
Yes but I can't hold onto this ledge much longer...xx"Ok, here's the plan. Make sure you when you drop you plant your feet directly into the ski boots below and you'll be dandy. | |||
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"Welcome back PP...
Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray?
Yes but I can't hold onto this ledge much longer...xx
Ok, here's the plan. Make sure you when you drop you plant your feet directly into the ski boots below and you'll be dandy. "I can still tuck and roll, I'll just be careful of your soft centres.... | |||
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"I missed ya. It’s been a weird fortnight here (as in with me, not here at Fab). Good to see ya xx" You too Mrs. The weirdness can take on all forms and guises and catch us all unawares. I hope yours is good weird. | |||
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"About time you got you’re arse back on here and lightened up the forums "Speaking of lightening up, you got your hand out the haffa cake box yet? Drop and give me 20. | |||
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"What it is hobbit." Oh my love, my angel of darkness, my controller to my Xbox, my lead to my collar. Ow bin ya? | |||
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"Welcome back PP...
Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray?
Yes but I can't hold onto this ledge much longer...xx
Ok, here's the plan. Make sure you when you drop you plant your feet directly into the ski boots below and you'll be dandy.
I can still tuck and roll, I'll just be careful of your soft centres...."Oh yes, you don't wanna be squishing my caramel keg | |||
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"About time you got you’re arse back on here and lightened up the forums
Speaking of lightening up, you got your hand out the haffa cake box yet?
Drop and give me 20.
"I finished them last night but still got three boxes of matchmakers to get through. I am at the gym tomorrow | |||
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"About time you got you’re arse back on here and lightened up the forums
Speaking of lightening up, you got your hand out the haffa cake box yet?
Drop and give me 20.
I finished them last night but still got three boxes of matchmakers to get through. I am at the gym tomorrow "Hang on... which flavour? This is a game changer. | |||
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"About time you got you’re arse back on here and lightened up the forums
Speaking of lightening up, you got your hand out the haffa cake box yet?
Drop and give me 20.
I finished them last night but still got three boxes of matchmakers to get through. I am at the gym tomorrow
Hang on... which flavour? This is a game changer. "Those orange ones I showed you. I’ve only managed to eat one box out of the four | |||
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"About time you got you’re arse back on here and lightened up the forums
Speaking of lightening up, you got your hand out the haffa cake box yet?
Drop and give me 20.
I finished them last night but still got three boxes of matchmakers to get through. I am at the gym tomorrow
Hang on... which flavour? This is a game changer.
Those orange ones I showed you. I’ve only managed to eat one box out of the four "It would be criminal not to eat them. How the fuck have you managed not to clam them all in one day?!!  | |||
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"Welcome back PP...
Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray?
Yes but I can't hold onto this ledge much longer...xx
Ok, here's the plan. Make sure you when you drop you plant your feet directly into the ski boots below and you'll be dandy.
I can still tuck and roll, I'll just be careful of your soft centres....
Oh yes, you don't wanna be squishing my caramel keg "They are safe in my hands Peach...x | |||
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"Welcome back PP...
Cheers angel. Now, why do I sense you're hiding a box of milk tray?
Yes but I can't hold onto this ledge much longer...xx
Ok, here's the plan. Make sure you when you drop you plant your feet directly into the ski boots below and you'll be dandy.
I can still tuck and roll, I'll just be careful of your soft centres....
Oh yes, you don't wanna be squishing my caramel keg
They are safe in my hands Peach...x"Good to hear. | |||
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"What it is hobbit. Oh my love, my angel of darkness, my controller to my Xbox, my lead to my collar. Ow bin ya? "I'm good thank you my darling. Good to see you back | |||
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"What it is hobbit. Oh my love, my angel of darkness, my controller to my Xbox, my lead to my collar. Ow bin ya?
I'm good thank you my darling. Good to see you back "It's good to be back, I'll more than likely just pop on now n then tho these days. | |||
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"Hello again Peach I thought you'd been missing, but a dog is a perfect excuse to be absent x" Hiya darl, I tell ya something, this beastie is trouble! Much harder work than any of my other dogs have ever been. Xxxx | |||
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Good to see you shit face x | |||
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"We need to hear your 'peachizzle in da houussse'. "It's been a while since I graced you with it  | |||
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"Bleeding el looks what the cats dragged back in
Good to see you shit face x"Oi oi
You too bladey. You can't get rid of me that easily. It's only been a couple of weeks but seems like ages!!! | |||
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"Bleeding el looks what the cats dragged back in
Good to see you shit face x
Oi oi
You too bladey. You can't get rid of me that easily. It's only been a couple of weeks but seems like ages!!!"Who said I want to get rid of you | |||
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"Bleeding el looks what the cats dragged back in
Good to see you shit face x
Oi oi
You too bladey. You can't get rid of me that easily. It's only been a couple of weeks but seems like ages!!!
Who said I want to get rid of you "Awwwwww luvs you I does. | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread "What? You have to be shitting me | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me "I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread "I've just searched poop knife. I am now giggling with glee | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee "I knew you’d love it | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it "Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that. | |||
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"Hello again Peach I thought you'd been missing, but a dog is a perfect excuse to be absent x Hiya darl, I tell ya something, this beastie is trouble! Much harder work than any of my other dogs have ever been. Xxxx" You're going to have to get all Alpha. Dog or bitch? | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it
Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that. "Omg no I need to read that, I can’t remember what the other thread about poop was called | |||
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"Hello again Peach I thought you'd been missing, but a dog is a perfect excuse to be absent x Hiya darl, I tell ya something, this beastie is trouble! Much harder work than any of my other dogs have ever been. Xxxx You're going to have to get all Alpha. Dog or bitch?" Dog. I have an 11yr old girlie who's not his greatest fan. I do catch them snuggling when nobody is looking tho. | |||
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Reading you again has made me smile. | |||
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"I missed ya. It’s been a weird fortnight here (as in with me, not here at Fab). Good to see ya xx You too Mrs. The weirdness can take on all forms and guises and catch us all unawares. I hope yours is good weird. " | |||
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"Hello again Peach I thought you'd been missing, but a dog is a perfect excuse to be absent x Hiya darl, I tell ya something, this beastie is trouble! Much harder work than any of my other dogs have ever been. Xxxx You're going to have to get all Alpha. Dog or bitch? Dog. I have an 11yr old girlie who's not his greatest fan. I do catch them snuggling when nobody is looking tho. " Ha, they'll gang up on you. You will have to play tough.. | |||
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Reading you again has made me smile."Wooohoooooo smiley Meli = happy Peach | |||
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"Hello again Peach I thought you'd been missing, but a dog is a perfect excuse to be absent x Hiya darl, I tell ya something, this beastie is trouble! Much harder work than any of my other dogs have ever been. Xxxx You're going to have to get all Alpha. Dog or bitch? Dog. I have an 11yr old girlie who's not his greatest fan. I do catch them snuggling when nobody is looking tho. Ha, they'll gang up on you. You will have to play tough.." I'm hanging tough, New Kids on The Block taught me well. | |||
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"welcome back peachy shall be in your neck of the woods in feb "Yo Banny the main manny. How's it hanging? | |||
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"welcome back peachy shall be in your neck of the woods in feb
Yo Banny the main manny. How's it hanging?"not bad ups and downs but soldiering on glad your back another dog you say ? | |||
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"welcome back peachy shall be in your neck of the woods in feb
Yo Banny the main manny. How's it hanging?not bad ups and downs but soldiering on glad your back another dog you say ?"Indeed. He's an escape artist too which doesn't help! | |||
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"welcome back peachy shall be in your neck of the woods in feb
Yo Banny the main manny. How's it hanging?not bad ups and downs but soldiering on glad your back another dog you say ?"also lost abit of weight if you can't tell been getting trims for more interest fingers crossed | |||
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"welcome back peachy shall be in your neck of the woods in feb
Yo Banny the main manny. How's it hanging?not bad ups and downs but soldiering on glad your back another dog you say ?
Indeed. He's an escape artist too which doesn't help!"shall get use it dogs are buggers but have to forgive them | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it
Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that. "The penis cup? For post coital dunking? | |||
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"welcome back peachy shall be in your neck of the woods in feb
Yo Banny the main manny. How's it hanging?not bad ups and downs but soldiering on glad your back another dog you say ?
Indeed. He's an escape artist too which doesn't help!shall get use it dogs are buggers but have to forgive them"True that. I can see you're toning up. Well done you! | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it
Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that.
The penis cup? For post coital dunking? "That's the one | |||
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"p.s 16th of feb in chams (social ) if you fancy a social but understand if not by the way peach hope work is good been meaning to message you but didn't want to pester you hope glad you back and hope your well " I can't do plan making now I'm back at work. I'll know my Rota a week in advance. Yaaay to lack of going out once again..... not. | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it
Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that.
The penis cup? For post coital dunking?
That's the one "Second only to Center Parcs anal | |||
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"p.s 16th of feb in chams (social ) if you fancy a social but understand if not by the way peach hope work is good been meaning to message you but didn't want to pester you hope glad you back and hope your well I can't do plan making now I'm back at work. I'll know my Rota a week in advance. Yaaay to lack of going out once again..... not." understand as you know I am in the same line of work had to book it off but the offer is there peach if you can make it hope work is going well I know it's your first month back hopefully shall see you in person this year | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it
Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that.
The penis cup? For post coital dunking?
That's the one
Second only to Center Parcs anal "I haven't stumbled across that one. I think I know how the rest of my evening is going to pan out | |||
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"You’ve appeared a few days too late, you’ve missed the ‘poop knife’ thread
What? You have to be shitting me
I shit you not and you’ve missed the shit on a first date thread
I've just searched poop knife.
I am now giggling with glee
I knew you’d love it
Did you ever read that story on mumnset about the ball dunking cup? I nearly died laughing at that.
The penis cup? For post coital dunking?
That's the one
Second only to Center Parcs anal
I haven't stumbled across that one. I think I know how the rest of my evening is going to pan out "When it originally trended, typing Center Parcs into Google brought this up as the first result. I imagine the company were less than delighted | |||
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"Okay I'm back. I did some normal stuff- shopping- it was nice actually. I've had a wanky week as you know and seeing your words has made me smile. Actually, I have smiled lots today. I have good people making me twinkle " | |||
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"Okay I'm back. I did some normal stuff- shopping- it was nice actually. I've had a wanky week as you know and seeing your words has made me smile. Actually, I have smiled lots today. I have good people making me twinkle "Like the little star you are. Ok, I may need to call you meanie names now or people will think I've gone soft. 
Who am I trying to kid. I am soft, but I'll slit a throat as easy as I'll offer my heart | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit. "Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain | |||
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You have a pooch? Your busted now dogs take over everything..
Just wait till it starts writing your threads... | |||
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"I suppose I should write, welcome back." Up yer bum Jethro
You know you missed me... I heard it through the grapevine and everything | |||
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"Okay I'm back. I did some normal stuff- shopping- it was nice actually. I've had a wanky week as you know and seeing your words has made me smile. Actually, I have smiled lots today. I have good people making me twinkle
Like the little star you are.
Ok, I may need to call you meanie names now or people will think I've gone soft.
Who am I trying to kid. I am soft, but I'll slit a throat as easy as I'll offer my heart "I'll give you a list when they fuck up | |||
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"How did I miss the return of the peach... Welcome back... I've missed your madness... just don't tell anyone. They're busy on the lick suck and... threads
You have a pooch? Your busted now dogs take over everything..
Just wait till it starts writing your threads..."Oh I already had 1 girlie but I was approached by a charity needing a foster mummy. I couldn't resist. He's testing me in every way possible, but I secretly love him. I have discovered this evening that my mummy tone works on him too, the voice gets quiet with a raised eyebrow and he bloody well listens then! | |||
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"Okay I'm back. I did some normal stuff- shopping- it was nice actually. I've had a wanky week as you know and seeing your words has made me smile. Actually, I have smiled lots today. I have good people making me twinkle
Like the little star you are.
Ok, I may need to call you meanie names now or people will think I've gone soft.
Who am I trying to kid. I am soft, but I'll slit a throat as easy as I'll offer my heart
I'll give you a list when they fuck up "Can I write it in blood? | |||
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You know you missed me... I heard it through the grapevine and everything " | |||
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"Peachizzle in da houuuuussseee Missed me didn't ya. Yep, that's a statement not a question. So, I've been all busy and shit, I've fostered a devil dog, I'm also back at work.... and kicking it's arse if I say so myself. What's been crack-a-lacking? Who's fucked off? Who's embarrassed themselves massively? Who's been making all the jokes whilst I've been adulting?" A few regulars have gone AWOL.Shame.Good to see you back. | |||
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"Estella has gone unlos!! Without a leaving thread "It's a damn shame. JP too. My life is over  | |||
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"Estella has gone unlos!! Without a leaving thread
It's a damn shame. JP too. My life is over "JP? | |||
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"Estella has gone unlos!! Without a leaving thread "Shes buggered off again? Profile did suggest was a short come back mind. | |||
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"But Peach is here...rejoice." Amen sista | |||
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"Peachizzle in da houuuuussseee Missed me didn't ya. Yep, that's a statement not a question. So, I've been all busy and shit, I've fostered a devil dog, I'm also back at work.... and kicking it's arse if I say so myself. What's been crack-a-lacking? Who's fucked off? Who's embarrassed themselves massively? Who's been making all the jokes whilst I've been adulting? A few regulars have gone AWOL.Shame.Good to see you back. " Thanks beaut | |||
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"Good to hear work is going well Peach." Thanks darl. I'm extremely proud of me. | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx" Thank you. All well with you? | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you?" Shouldn't you be in bed | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you?" Not bad thanks. Better now you're back xx | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed "I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired. | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired. "Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously " sizest beeyatch | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch "I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look "You need all the help you can get in that department | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department "You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way "No I'm playing bingo | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo "Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks "Hey up princess hows it hanging x | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Hey up princess hows it hanging x "Well my penis has shrunk but I've recently grown some balls so... pretty darn good. I fear I may have just jinxed myself but fuck it | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Hey up princess hows it hanging x
Well my penis has shrunk but I've recently grown some balls so... pretty darn good.
I fear I may have just jinxed myself but fuck it "No its your time for the good stuff now | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Hey up princess hows it hanging x
Well my penis has shrunk but I've recently grown some balls so... pretty darn good.
I fear I may have just jinxed myself but fuck it
No its your time for the good stuff now "I really hope so. It feels like the winds have changed, but it could just be my arse. | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Hey up princess hows it hanging x
Well my penis has shrunk but I've recently grown some balls so... pretty darn good.
I fear I may have just jinxed myself but fuck it
No its your time for the good stuff now
I really hope so. It feels like the winds have changed, but it could just be my arse."Don't be saying stuff like that I like perving your arse, don't shatter the illusion | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks "Strangely your not the 1st to say that. Bloody pervs | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Hey up princess hows it hanging x
Well my penis has shrunk but I've recently grown some balls so... pretty darn good.
I fear I may have just jinxed myself but fuck it
No its your time for the good stuff now
I really hope so. It feels like the winds have changed, but it could just be my arse.
Don't be saying stuff like that I like perving your arse, don't shatter the illusion "Brrrrrrrp  | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Strangely your not the 1st to say that. Bloody pervs "Filth, the lot of them | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Strangely your not the 1st to say that. Bloody pervs
Filth, the lot of them "There's place us full of em | |||
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"Welcome back Peach xx Thank you. All well with you? Shouldn't you be in bed
I'm in bed, I'm just catching up on the weeks I've missed.
I'm also very over tired.
Budge up I'll be big spoon. Obviously
sizest beeyatch
I'm just thinking how big you'd make me look
You need all the help you can get in that department
You been looking then eh. I always knew you was that way
No I'm playing bingo
Wooohooo I love a PP bladey back n forth. All we need now is cake to join in and it'll be the dogs bollocks
Strangely your not the 1st to say that. Bloody pervs
Filth, the lot of them
There's place us full of em "I'm included in that. I just trumped and it smelt like one of the dogs | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit.
Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain "She's kicking up a storm and, being the cheeky minx that she is, is tiring Mrs N out. | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit.
Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain
She's kicking up a storm and, being the cheeky minx that she is, is tiring Mrs N out. "If you're not pulling your weight and waiting on Mrs N I'm gonna bite ya kneecaps. Glad all is well | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit.
Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain
She's kicking up a storm and, being the cheeky minx that she is, is tiring Mrs N out.
If you're not pulling your weight and waiting on Mrs N I'm gonna bite ya kneecaps.
Glad all is well "Mate, she doesn't lift a finger. I would have that. Even massaged her feet, n I hate touching feet
Now that's commitment. | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit.
Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain
She's kicking up a storm and, being the cheeky minx that she is, is tiring Mrs N out.
If you're not pulling your weight and waiting on Mrs N I'm gonna bite ya kneecaps.
Glad all is well
Mate, she doesn't lift a finger. I would have that. Even massaged her feet, n I hate touching feet
Now that's commitment."Dude, a medal is on its way to ya.... Once I've nicked one off a kid at sports day. | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit.
Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain
She's kicking up a storm and, being the cheeky minx that she is, is tiring Mrs N out.
If you're not pulling your weight and waiting on Mrs N I'm gonna bite ya kneecaps.
Glad all is well
Mate, she doesn't lift a finger. I would have that. Even massaged her feet, n I hate touching feet
Now that's commitment.
Dude, a medal is on its way to ya.... Once I've nicked one off a kid at sports day. "Yay, I've never won a medal before. | |||
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"Oi oi Peachizzle! Good to see ya back, doing your thing n shit.
Yeah man, all busy and shit. How's my little lady getting on? Is she playing up and being cheeky like her fave auntie yet. You know, late night dancing and being a general pain
She's kicking up a storm and, being the cheeky minx that she is, is tiring Mrs N out.
If you're not pulling your weight and waiting on Mrs N I'm gonna bite ya kneecaps.
Glad all is well
Mate, she doesn't lift a finger. I would have that. Even massaged her feet, n I hate touching feet
Now that's commitment.
Dude, a medal is on its way to ya.... Once I've nicked one off a kid at sports day.
Yay, I've never won a medal before. "In that case I'll up the reward and let you have one of my ice hockey players player trophies. | |||
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