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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was sitting outside a pub yesterday when a dinky little Kia came past with red paint and gold flames down both sides.

What do you find ironic and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron talking about a caring society.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The fact of between my two freezers, the smaller one I bought pretty much just for keeping ice in is the only one which needs de-icing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When buying and selling are legislated..the first thing to be bought and sold are legislators..

P.J. O`Rourke..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?

(Yes, I know this is merely inconvenient rather than ironic. But still...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That although I say to you do not google blue waffle- those that haven't before, still will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Rooney signed his new contract the front page headline on The Daily Fail said 'A Victory For Greed'

The banner at the top of the same page said 'Will you find £50 in this paper,we've put real cash in 1000's of copies of todays Fail'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking on a throat lozenge

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

We only have one monopolies commision

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Choking on a throat lozenge "

And how did you get your sore throat?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Irony is very often misunderstood and mis named.

It's a lot more subtle than sarcasm being closer to satire.

Generally irony is understood by those that comprehend the contradiction / dichotomy or sometimes double meaning.

One example for me is the use of the ducking stool. The woman was going to drown irrespective of innocence or guilt.

An example for here ( a context we can all understand ) would be someone starting a thread to tell others to stop posting threads to tell others what to post or not to post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That although I say to you do not google blue waffle- those that haven't before, still will "

That's wicked but while they about it don't forget fried rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choking on a throat lozenge

And how did you get your sore throat? "

Picked up a tickley cough from some random person sneezing germs who was in a Doctor's waiting room when I attended an appointment to get a flu jab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labour trying to persuade the British electorate they know how to run the economy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Labour trying to persuade the British electorate they know how to run the economy "

How is that irony ?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The 'Travellers' living on Dale Farm don't want to go anywhere.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Multi millionaire cabinet members telling us 'we are all in it together'.

Like feck!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

diet chocolate

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Like rain on your wedding day

Oops or isn't it ironic that Alana didn't understand the term

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I like Sean Locke's definition of irony.

Filling a bag for life with Vodka and fags....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having an early night and waking up feeling like I've had a late night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labour trying to persuade the British electorate they know how to run the economy

How is that irony ?"

They buggered it up in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 'Travellers' living on Dale Farm don't want to go anywhere."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Blood tastes a bit irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blood tastes a bit irony."

hate it when you can taste it.. or when the nurse takes your blood pressure and when the valve is released you can feel the blood pumping

ooooh i feel queezy thinkin bout it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Blood tastes a bit irony.

hate it when you can taste it.. or when the nurse takes your blood pressure and when the valve is released you can feel the blood pumping

ooooh i feel queezy thinkin bout it "

It didn't bother you when your wrote 'lick me' in your own blood on your ample bosom though!

Which is hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blood tastes a bit irony.

hate it when you can taste it.. or when the nurse takes your blood pressure and when the valve is released you can feel the blood pumping

ooooh i feel queezy thinkin bout it

It didn't bother you when your wrote 'lick me' in your own blood on your ample bosom though!

Which is hot."

its nutella

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Blood tastes a bit irony.

hate it when you can taste it.. or when the nurse takes your blood pressure and when the valve is released you can feel the blood pumping

ooooh i feel queezy thinkin bout it

It didn't bother you when your wrote 'lick me' in your own blood on your ample bosom though!

Which is hot.

its nutella "

Even hotter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its nutella

Even hotter."

cheaper than ann summers body paint and tastier

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Something a bit like an iron.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Irony!

Take the y off the word, and you get what most men don't like doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two guys, two tgirls? Nope. Can get plenty of one guy who'll meet two tgirls but put another guy in the room and they get all hermophobic. They don't even have to touch each other, but nope. Rich in irony.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When my mother broke her leg on a disability ramp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that it can cost up to £800 to declare yourself bankrupt xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joiners, plasterers and decorators at airports moaning about "the bloody unions" when they wouldn't have any holidays to go on at all if it weren't for "the bloody unions."

People who say, "I have to work 70 hours a week and I'm not in a union!" Well, duh.

And the people who sit at work surfing the internet leaving comments about the workshy unemployed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My irony is under the sink. Hardly ever gets out.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Joiners, plasterers and decorators at airports moaning about "the bloody unions" when they wouldn't have any holidays to go on at all if it weren't for "the bloody unions."

People who say, "I have to work 70 hours a week and I'm not in a union!" Well, duh.

And the people who sit at work surfing the internet leaving comments about the workshy unemployed."

Why? I haven't read anywhere that the Wright Brothers formed a union?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My irony is under the sink. Hardly ever gets out."

pmsl

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