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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what? "

Rum and Coke please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cold fosters please.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what?

Rum and Coke please

I’ll make it a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold fosters please."

Coming right up

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

Red wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Lemonade and lime please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine "

A large Rioja?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemonade and lime please..."

Dry January?

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what? "

What happened to dry January?

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

double vodka and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A white wine please x

Oh I only have large glasses I assume that’s okay? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Cardhu please, no ice, thank you.

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"Red wine

A large Rioja? "

Or a merlot

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what?

What happened to dry January?

I fell off last Saturday, I did confess!

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Lemonade and lime please...

Dry January? "
nah just fancy a thirst quencher...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"double vodka and please"

Coming right up

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Can I have a tropical smoothie please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Cardhu please, no ice, thank you.

Aye course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine

A large Rioja?

Or a merlot"

If that is your preference

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what?

What happened to dry January?

I fell off last Saturday, I did confess!

She did, she’s a good angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemonade and lime please...

Dry January? nah just fancy a thirst quencher..."

Perfect, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a tropical smoothie please?

Oh of course

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

is it just me or does anyone else have problems with the word as in cola it word print the word

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Lemonade and lime please...

Dry January? nah just fancy a thirst quencher...

Perfect, here you go "
ta...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey, Irish one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can’t serve you if you don’t tell me your drink!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it just me or does anyone else have problems with the word as in cola it word print the word

Just state cola as I will know what you wish to drink! The other word will probably be invisible or cause you a holiday!

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what?

What happened to dry January?

I fell off last Saturday, I did confess!

You need to repent for your sins young lady! Although there’s probably not enough time!

I’ll have a San Miguel please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey, Irish one please"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A white wine please x

Oh I only have large glasses I assume that’s okay? x

That’s fine, it’s the weekend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"is it just me or does anyone else have problems with the word as in cola it word print the word

Just state cola as I will know what you wish to drink! The other word will probably be invisible or cause you a holiday! "

weird, yeah ill have whatever you give me I'm not fussy

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Good evening

Could I have a gin and tonic double would go down well

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Let's get proms d*unk! Whiskey and wine cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on the dark fruits, what’s everyone what?

What happened to dry January?

I fell off last Saturday, I did confess!

You need to repent for your sins young lady! Although there’s probably not enough time!

I’ll have a San Miguel please.

Woah hold on, I did admit to falling off the wagon and I have no sins to repent

However here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of jack

And 2 glasses for whoevers joining me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening

Could I have a gin and tonic double would go down well

Oh perfect, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?

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By *017chesterladMan
over a year ago

chester

Corona and lime

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What are your cocktail skills like?

Can I have a Negroni?

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

who feels rough after a good sesh on the falling down liquid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's get proms d*unk! Whiskey and wine cocktail please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of jack

And 2 glasses for whoevers joining me"

Oh if you have jack I’m joining you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?"

Would you like ice with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corona and lime

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your cocktail skills like?

Can I have a Negroni?"

My cocktail skills are awesome, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who feels rough after a good sesh on the falling down liquid"

Would you like a drink?

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

go on then you twisted my arm

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

Yep!

When's round 3

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What are your cocktail skills like?

Can I have a Negroni?

My cocktail skills are awesome, coming right up "

As in mixing them, not drinking them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amaretto sour please

If made properly an amazing drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?

Would you like ice with that? "

Steady on now, let's not go crazy. No thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on then you twisted my arm"

Need to know what’s your poison?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

Yep!

When's round 3

Summertime! June/July we’ll be back

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"go on then you twisted my arm

Need to know what’s your poison?!"
what shot have you got I like a cherry bakewell

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Kopperberg cider strawberry & lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your cocktail skills like?

Can I have a Negroni?

My cocktail skills are awesome, coming right up

As in mixing them, not drinking them.....

I have anything you want, google has my answer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amaretto sour please

If made properly an amazing drink"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?

Would you like ice with that?

Steady on now, let's not go crazy. No thank you."

Hehe water and lemon coming up then

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?

Would you like ice with that?

Steady on now, let's not go crazy. No thank you.

Hehe water and lemon coming up then "
can I have a bar tab please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amaretto sour please

If made properly an amazing drink

Coming right up "

Looking forward to the service as well as the drink x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on then you twisted my arm

Need to know what’s your poison?!what shot have you got I like a cherry bakewell"

I have a cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kopperberg cider strawberry & lime"

Course

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What are your cocktail skills like?

Can I have a Negroni?

My cocktail skills are awesome, coming right up

As in mixing them, not drinking them.....

I have anything you want, google has my answer! "

Anything I want....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?

Would you like ice with that?

Steady on now, let's not go crazy. No thank you.

Hehe water and lemon coming up then can I have a bar tab please

Erm no, money up front

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your cocktail skills like?

Can I have a Negroni?

My cocktail skills are awesome, coming right up

As in mixing them, not drinking them.....

I have anything you want, google has my answer!

Anything I want....

Calm your shiz, drinks only!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

Yep!

When's round 3

Summertime! June/July we’ll be back "

I shall look forward to it...

Can I have a top up please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

Yep!

When's round 3

Summertime! June/July we’ll be back

I shall look forward to it...

Can I have a top up please

San Miguel coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a glass of water please? I'm feeling adventurous, got any lemon?

Would you like ice with that?

Steady on now, let's not go crazy. No thank you.

Hehe water and lemon coming up then "

Thank you, bar wench.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Please may I have a San Miguel, and get yourself another cider

Oh thanks, are you sure?

Yeah why not.... What could possibly go wrong

Exactly! I’m not walking around Manchester

Or Birmingham

Yep!

When's round 3

Summertime! June/July we’ll be back

I shall look forward to it...

Can I have a top up please

San Miguel coming up "

Thank you lovely

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Pink milk please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink milk please "

Of course

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

My usual please chuck

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pink milk please

Of course

Thankyou. Come tell me the gossip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please chuck

Black tea coming right up

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

Miss honey hi xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink milk please

Of course

Thankyou. Come tell me the gossip

I’ll whatsa you but there’s not much gossip!

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Pink milk please

Of course

Thankyou. Come tell me the gossip

I’ll whatsa you but there’s not much gossip! "

oh please do tell all

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"My usual please chuck

Black tea coming right up

Such a good little girl for me

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please chuck

Black tea coming right up

Such a good little girl for me

As always Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy "

Come you, you can get squiffy with me

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy

Come you, you can get squiffy with me

Do I still have to stalk you to get squiffy??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy

Come you, you can get squiffy with me

Do I still have to stalk you to get squiffy?? "

Erm no stalking duties would be over!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pink milk please

Of course

Thankyou. Come tell me the gossip

I’ll whatsa you but there’s not much gossip! "

Nothing we don't already know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink milk please

Of course

Thankyou. Come tell me the gossip

I’ll whatsa you but there’s not much gossip!

Nothing we don't already know

Exactly

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Did somebody say drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did somebody say drink

Aye I did, JD coming right up

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'll take anything 50% proof or above.

Might help numb the pain I'm in right now

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy

Come you, you can get squiffy with me

Do I still have to stalk you to get squiffy??

Erm no stalking duties would be over!! "

Phew these spy trousers were tight...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Did somebody say drink

Aye I did, JD coming right up

You know me so well

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pink milk please

Of course

Thankyou. Come tell me the gossip

I’ll whatsa you but there’s not much gossip!

Nothing we don't already know

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take anything 50% proof or above.

Might help numb the pain I'm in right now

I have vodka, it has gold flakes in it, looks pretty, have that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy

Come you, you can get squiffy with me

Do I still have to stalk you to get squiffy??

Erm no stalking duties would be over!!

Phew these spy trousers were tight..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did somebody say drink

Aye I did, JD coming right up

You know me so well

Indeed I do

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'll take anything 50% proof or above.

Might help numb the pain I'm in right now

I have vodka, it has gold flakes in it, looks pretty, have that!

Oooh I like sparkly things Thank you SB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proseco or a flavoured gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take anything 50% proof or above.

Might help numb the pain I'm in right now

I have vodka, it has gold flakes in it, looks pretty, have that!

Oooh I like sparkly things Thank you SB xx"

I like to give punters what they like, especially those I’d like to meet

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Give me a Fosters sexy since I seen the Aussies are sweating hard at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proseco or a flavoured gin and tonic please "

A large glass of proseco coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proseco or a flavoured gin and tonic please

A large glass of proseco coming up "

Pint please if you will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a Fosters sexy since I seen the Aussies are sweating hard at the moment

A pint of fosters coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In serious need of a drink tonight, how about a honey jack and .. and leave the bottle with me lol. Finally starting too feel human after this damn flu going around.

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