FabSwingers.com forum: Should I cancel?

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I was planning a big birthday celebration at an upcoming social. There was going to be cake, streamers cake, dancing girls and cake. Unfortunately due to an incident in an exotic international location I have come home slightly the worse for wear and not quite intact. If it does go ahead the planned dancing girls will have to be cancelled but there will still be cake!

Big question is should I cancel completely?

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By *ittleWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Midlands/London

"I was planning a big birthday celebration at an upcoming social. There was going to be cake, streamers cake, dancing girls and cake. Unfortunately due to an incident in an exotic international location I have come home slightly the worse for wear and not quite intact. If it does go ahead the planned dancing girls will have to be cancelled but there will still be cake!

Big question is should I cancel completely?"

Sounds like you’ve been at the social already!! Absolutely do not cancel. I’ll bring straws so you can still drink your pint and the dancing girls can cut the cake if they’ve got nothing else to do!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'll be one of your dancing girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be one of your dancing girls

Aww that’s nice of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big question is should I cancel completely?"

NO NO NO NO

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, cake you say.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No definitely not x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'll be one of your dancing girls

Aww that’s nice of you

I'm a nice person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still able to eat cake?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can still eat cake and as Evie has volunteered her services as a dancing girl, she can spoon feed me cake between dances. At this rate I may also bring bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s the social I think it may be I could dance for you too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I can still eat cake and as Evie has volunteered her services as a dancing girl, she can spoon feed me cake between dances. At this rate I may also bring bubbly"

You can eat it out of me

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I can still eat cake and as Evie has volunteered her services as a dancing girl, she can spoon feed me cake between dances. At this rate I may also bring bubbly

You can eat it out of me

That’s a messy offer I can’t refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can still eat cake and as Evie has volunteered her services as a dancing girl, she can spoon feed me cake between dances. At this rate I may also bring bubbly

You can eat it out of me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol"

I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol

I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol

I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub

I’ll be on gin and peanuts

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol

I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub

I’ll be on gin and peanuts

It’s a shame they don’t have a pole for you to be centre stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol

I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub

I’ll be on gin and peanuts

It’s a shame they don’t have a pole for you to be centre stage"

I’ll use a cocktail stick

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Could be entertaining to watch

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Wait. . Is this an actual social? Do I need to book a place?! Lol

I’ll be there. I want to see you being eaten out in a vanilla pub

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

It depends, will your cock be stitched back on by then?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't be fooled by Colgate's many birthday celebrations, when he says cakes, he really means Jaffa Cakes, and you have to bring yer own

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Don't be fooled by Colgate's many birthday celebrations, when he says cakes, he really means Jaffa Cakes, and you have to bring yer own

Jealousy gets you nowhere

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m bringing a mahoosive cake.

It’s settled

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I’m bringing a mahoosive cake.

It’s settled "

good job i can't make it now then....no chance of eating that out of me

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Love cake!!!!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

With icing

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