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By *ohnnycums OP Man
over a year ago

sale

We all have certain skills that we use in everyday life, why don’t we list what we do or can do in exchange for helping one another out??

I will start

I’m a joiner/handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something tells me that you are going to get a lot of men offering

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

Twat mends numbers for a living. Bitch could cook you a tasty meal.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I am trained in Bar keeping, Waiting, Customer Services, Toastmaster duties. Plus, I am a qualified Proofreader.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I am fabulous at sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General builder/landscaper/bricklayer for over 20 years

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I am fabulous at sex

Wrong thread Adam, the one for fantasists is on its 145th version...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I am fabulous at sex

Wrong thread Adam, the one for fantasists is on its 145th version...

I make other people look fabulous at sex by comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a fluffer.

So I can trade a blow job for a, um, blow job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ride horses so what skill can I offer

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I am fabulous at sex

Wrong thread Adam, the one for fantasists is on its 145th version...

I make other people look fabulous at sex by comparison

Better, much funnier lol

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"I am fabulous at sex

Me too! We should form a conglomerate!

Im good at blow jobs and computery shiz but cack at diy

Also i can deepthroat and lick your bollocks at the same time

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I am fabulous at sex

Me too! We should form a conglomerate!

Im good at blow jobs and computery shiz but cack at diy

Also i can deepthroat and lick your bollocks at the same time

OK guys, form an orderly queue...no pushing at the back there!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I am fabulous at sex

Me too! We should form a conglomerate!

Im good at blow jobs and computery shiz but cack at diy

Also i can deepthroat and lick your bollocks at the same time

Awesome, let’s go straight into the bank, speak to them about starting a company and go through a business plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I'll cook and organise things for you... and offer a good massage service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a trained bar man and cellar manager, I have extensive knowledge in Microsoft Office, I can sew, do oragami I’m generally just good with my hands

I can quote the first matrix movie almost word for word. I’m also great at customer service

Ads

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

I wonder if being an Electrician is helpful here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car valeter for ten years also semi qualified panel beater.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I wonder if being an Electrician is helpful here..."

No I think you have crossed wires

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'll cook and organise things for you... and offer a good massage service"

Offer is all lol or one leg done!

I can.... Oh I don't know what I can offer! Ummmmmmm.......i can offer a friendly, non judge war a d a shoulder to cry on. I make good tea and will buy biscuits.

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

"I wonder if being an Electrician is helpful here...

No I think you have crossed wires

Its the day they invent wireless wiring that concerns me...

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I wonder if being an Electrician is helpful here...

No I think you have crossed wires

Its the day they invent wireless wiring that concerns me...

I think you’ll find they call it “radio” now, not “wireless”...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Is that why I can’t find the light programme any more?

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

I can check if your rectum is healthy

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Is that why I can’t find the light programme any more?"

Blimey - not even you are old enough to remember that - or are you really Adam1952?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I can check if your rectum is healthy "

And give advice on footwear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?"

The production facility as I like to call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?

The production facility as I like to call it

Snake charmers looking for a job can apply within

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?

The production facility as I like to call it

Hope there are no strikes at your facility!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?

The production facility as I like to call it

Hope there are no strikes at your facility!"

When the snake strikes production is at it’s maximum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at salesforce and make a half-decent curry if somebody is coming for dinner.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?

The production facility as I like to call it

Hope there are no strikes at your facility!

When the snake strikes production is at it’s maximum

Impressive...and slightly worrying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I purvey dodgy snake oil. Has wonderous properties

From the one-eyed trouser snake I assume?

The production facility as I like to call it

Hope there are no strikes at your facility!

When the snake strikes production is at it’s maximum

Impressive...and slightly worrying lol"

Yep can be a bit uncontrolled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to build Timber Frame houses, worked behind the till in the Co-Op, a teaching assistant in a schools for disabled children and a support worker for adults with Learning difficulties/Autism. Boxed up a load of x-ray files for the NHS, and I can shoot a mother fucker in the head from a thousand meters away although that last one is more in a video game not sure if it really constitutes as a skill.

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

"I can check if your rectum is healthy

And give advice on footwear!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat mends numbers for a living. Bitch could cook you a tasty meal."

Mends numbers ??

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I can't say so ladies will have to read my profile to see if my services could be useful

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

[Removed by poster at 19/01/18 08:30:34]

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Twat mends numbers for a living. Bitch could cook you a tasty meal.

Mends numbers ??"

My ex-wife was a vet so she used to tell our kids she mended cats and dogs for a living...when they asked me, I said I mended numbers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chauffeur.

Basically I drive people around in there vehicle .

Bentley . Rolls . Range rover .etc

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I can teach you to juggle, put on a plaster/ bandage, advise with dealing with chronic illnesses, and make a decent garden designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female is a nurse, and can be a naughty night nurse!

Male is a teacher, so can talk for hours about general crap relating to Maths and physics.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

Male is a teacher, so can talk for hours about general crap relating to Maths and physics.

Oh do go on...zzz...

(Said ironically as someone who has been there done that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male is a teacher, so can talk for hours about general crap relating to Maths and physics.

Oh do go on...zzz...

(Said ironically as someone who has been there done that)"

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I can teach you to juggle, put on a plaster/ bandage, advise with dealing with chronic illnesses, and make a decent garden designer"

That’s one hell of a hospital you work in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design power stations. Not much use to anyone on here unless you have a spare £15-20 billion lying around.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Blow job giver plus for trades people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My employment title would fill my inbox.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if being an Electrician is helpful here..."

More helpful than being an armourer for small arms

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"My employment title would fill my inbox..... "

Cake salesman

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By *ove2flashCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Vein carver for Ann Summers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"General builder/landscaper/bricklayer for over 20 years"

Oh i need you

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

"Vein carver for Ann Summers."

Wow

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Head chef....

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By *enniEssexTV/TS
over a year ago

Thurrock area

I used to be a semi pro photographer. So good with a camera. Now I work in a port. But also good with looking sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White goods engineer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can proofread essays and give you advice.

I can train you to work with children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Play with all sorts of figures to meet requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a ride to many destinations

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

My employer is the Baroness Bomburst of Vulgaria, I have a net on a pole.

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