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Evening all! "very dixon of dock greenish sami | |||
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Evening all! very dixon of dock greenish sami"Ooh that takes me back! | |||
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"Elo what's fecking happened here then
.wozn't me officer! "Yeah could have bin worse with three threads....I was safe though. Too busy knocking out zeds | |||
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Oops two!yeps
Evening all! very dixon of dock greenish sami"The clip around the ear days of policing...far better then today's money making way  | |||
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.wozn't me officer! "One was me Hoccifer but I don't care... At least there's two threads I'm welcome in  | |||
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"as you were
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Evening all! very dixon of dock greenish sami
The clip around the ear days of policing...far better then today's money making way "You're right there!  | |||
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"Elo what's fecking happened here then
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One was me Hoccifer but I don't care... At least there's two threads I'm welcome in "Ah, bless you | |||
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"as you were
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Evening all!
very dixon of dock greenish sami
The clip around the ear days of policing...far better then today's money making way "There should be a few clipped earholes from parents to their little darlings too  | |||
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"as you were
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Evening all! very dixon of dock greenish sami
The clip around the ear days of policing...far better then today's money making way
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"as you were
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Evening all!
very dixon of dock greenish sami
The clip around the ear days of policing...far better then today's money making way
There should be a few clipped earholes from parents to their little darlings too "No commemt  | |||
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"And a few to the parents No comment again
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You're not normally so quiet "Did you not hear about my passport | |||
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"And a few to the parents No comment again
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Did you not hear about my passport "Yes, I think I might have | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester "Not for me....I fall off them | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester "canny shopping with Mistress that would be a good thread | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them "I can't get on em | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them I can't get on em"Hard work to stay on them when u fall asleep, I just put 2 of them in a kitchen for using at the breakfast bar that I installed for a customer | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them "Give the sauce a rest | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester canny shopping with Mistress that would be a good thread "Could be a long running one | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them I can't get on em"My legs still touch the fecking floor | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them I can't get on em
My legs still touch the fecking floor "Pump the fecker up | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them I can't get on em
My legs still touch the fecking floor
Pump the fecker up "ere shes not a bike | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them I can't get on em
My legs still touch the fecking floor
Pump the fecker up
ere shes not a bike " they're just not bug enough for me | |||
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"Mistress's bargain buy tip A good quality barstool only £18.99 In homebase..plenty of stock around Manchester
Not for me....I fall off them I can't get on em
My legs still touch the fecking floor
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"BIG even "That's a bugger | |||
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"BIG even
That's a bugger "
I love being tall really but sometimes it's nice to sit on a really high wall or something and let my legs dangle | |||
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Good evening all btw
P x | |||
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x "Awww P I'd help you get up in one | |||
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"BIG even
That's a bugger
I love being tall really but sometimes it's nice to sit on a really high wall or something and let my legs dangle "I'll give you a couple of cushions...job done | |||
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x "I'll get you one of them little steps...another job done
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x
Awww P
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x
Awww P
I'd help you get up in one
K? "Off course | |||
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x
I'll get you one of them little steps...another job done
And good evening P "Evening MD. I have my own little stool for those times when I can't reach. It folds too, could take it with me to the pub
P x | |||
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x
Awww P
I'd help you get up in one
K?
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"BIG even
That's a bugger
I love being tall really but sometimes it's nice to sit on a really high wall or something and let my legs dangle
I'll give you a couple of cushions...job done "They'll need to be fecking big uns!! | |||
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"I can't climb up on bar stools either. My heart sinks if I ever go to a pub and it's bar stools. Cue the three attempts to get up
Good evening all btw
P x
I'll get you one of them little steps...another job done
And good evening P
Evening MD. I have my own little stool for those times when I can't reach. It folds too, could take it with me to the pub
P x "Ah that reminds me Mistress's Bargain Tip 
Them P are only £2.99 in home bargains | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx" Evening Voddy | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx" Hey Voddy you alright luv? X | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Hey Voddy you alright luv? X" will be eenie when i find me fecking tablets | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx" Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol "Nah I'm here...they only think I'm a lady | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Hey Voddy you alright luv? Xwill be eenie when i find me fecking tablets" I've already had mine.. And no they don't do me any good | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?"Evening sami | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?"Me trying to dangle my legs | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Hey Voddy you alright luv? Xwill be eenie when i find me fecking tablets" Check in yer bra | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?
Evening sami "Evening Mistress | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?
Me trying to dangle my legs "Ooh, what a lovely sight | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Hey Voddy you alright luv? Xwill be eenie when i find me fecking tablets I've already had mine.. And no they don't do me any good "Cos viagra's not.....Aw forget it | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol "its nice to have a cute man around | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Hey Voddy you alright luv? Xwill be eenie when i find me fecking tablets Check in yer bra" bert was asleep on em | |||
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"gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening samari sami x" Eeeeeeevening Voddy ! Howz you, lovely lady? | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around "How lovely of you to say hope you are having a lovely evening | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?
Me trying to dangle my legs
Ooh, what a lovely sight "They're usually too Flippin' long to dangle anywhere tho... They're pretty good at wrapping though | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Hey Voddy you alright luv? Xwill be eenie when i find me fecking tablets I've already had mine.. And no they don't do me any good
Cos viagra's not.....Aw forget it "It's not??? Feck!!!  | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around "Oi I'm not in a dress all the time | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?
Me trying to dangle my legs
Ooh, what a lovely sight
They're usually too Flippin' long to dangle anywhere tho... They're pretty good at wrapping though "Lucky you | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time "Well I think you're cute | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time "only when your not in tescos | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute "I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?
Me trying to dangle my legs
Ooh, what a lovely sight
They're usually too Flippin' long to dangle anywhere tho... They're pretty good at wrapping though
Lucky you "Don't do much of it though | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased " | |||
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"Evening all Have I missed anything of interest?
Me trying to dangle my legs
Ooh, what a lovely sight
They're usually too Flippin' long to dangle anywhere tho... They're pretty good at wrapping though
Lucky you
Don't do much of it though "Ah,me neither actually! | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute "Thank you sami | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
Thank you sami "You're welcome | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time only when your not in tescos "I fecking live there | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased "Please be P | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased
Please be P "I dunno, K looks cute... | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased
Please be P
I dunno, K looks cute... "Nah he's conked out for the night | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased
Please be P
I dunno, K looks cute...
Nah he's conked out for the night"Haha | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased
Please be P
I dunno, K looks cute...
Nah he's conked out for the night"Nope, I'm on the phone to him and he's very much awake
P x | |||
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"evening ladies and not forgetting mr pk xx Oops did I butt in a ladies only thread lol its nice to have a cute man around
Oi I'm not in a dress all the time
Well I think you're cute
I think they're both cute but I'm highly biased
Please be P
I dunno, K looks cute...
Nah he's conked out for the night
Nope, I'm on the phone to him and he's very much awake
P x"Bloody technology eh | |||
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"I should be getting some sleep. Even a 200 mile drive today hasn't made me sleepy tonight
P x "Night night P sleep well x | |||
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"I should be getting some sleep. Even a 200 mile drive today hasn't made me sleepy tonight
P x
Night night P sleep well x"I'm not actually going to sleep. I should but I'm not tired
P x | |||
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"I should be getting some sleep. Even a 200 mile drive today hasn't made me sleepy tonight
P x
Night night P sleep well x
I'm not actually going to sleep. I should but I'm not tired
P x"Well if I go quiet. ...I've conked out | |||
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"Good morning....that's if any of you lazy feckers are up yet "fecking cheek im up in fact was up at 9am | |||
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"Good morning....that's if any of you lazy feckers are up yet fecking cheek im up in fact was up at 9am"Me too, morning all! | |||
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"Good morning....that's if any of you lazy feckers are up yet fecking cheek im up in fact was up at 9am
Me too, morning all! "morning sami x | |||
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"Good morning....that's if any of you lazy feckers are up yet fecking cheek im up in fact was up at 9am"Tut tut | |||
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"Good morning....that's if any of you lazy feckers are up yet fecking cheek im up in fact was up at 9am
Me too, morning all! "Morning to you both....but you sami also qualify for a Tut Tut | |||
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De'Longhi Caffè Corso ESAM 2800.SB Automatic Espresso Machine and Grinder
That's a bean to cup machine which were selling for 400 quid...now only £179.00 in argos....save a fortune on pods and get a real professional tasty cup of coffee | |||
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"surprized your not out bargain hunting" Done | |||
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"surprized your not out bargain hunting Done "
P x | |||
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"surprized your not out bargain hunting Done
P x"Afternoon P | |||
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"Here it is....Mistress's Daily Deal! You'll like this one
De'Longhi Caffè Corso ESAM 2800.SB Automatic Espresso Machine and Grinder
That's a bean to cup machine which were selling for 400 quid...now only £179.00 in argos....save a fortune on pods and get a real professional tasty cup of coffee "Can you use the nescafe instant in it though?... | |||
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"Here it is....Mistress's Daily Deal! You'll like this one
De'Longhi Caffè Corso ESAM 2800.SB Automatic Espresso Machine and Grinder
That's a bean to cup machine which were selling for 400 quid...now only £179.00 in argos....save a fortune on pods and get a real professional tasty cup of coffee
Can you use the nescafe instant in it though?... "no numpty you cant | |||
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"Here it is....Mistress's Daily Deal! You'll like this one
De'Longhi Caffè Corso ESAM 2800.SB Automatic Espresso Machine and Grinder
That's a bean to cup machine which were selling for 400 quid...now only £179.00 in argos....save a fortune on pods and get a real professional tasty cup of coffee
Can you use the nescafe instant in it though?... no numpty you cant "Tut....no good to me then  | |||
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"For fecks sake "now wot | |||
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"For fecks sake now wot"Fecking instant coffee | |||
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"We all cant be posh like you" Feck me...costs me 60p a day for 6 cups of fresh ground coffee latte | |||
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 £50 in the sale but had a horrible flourescent colour to it | |||
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"There was one of those posh new coffee machines in ....well it was House of Fraser or the other shop that's similar £50 in the sale but had a horrible flourescent colour to it"Better it wasn't bean to cup | |||
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"There was one of those posh new coffee machines in ....well it was House of Fraser or the other shop that's similar £50 in the sale but had a horrible flourescent colour to it
Bet it wasn't bean to cup "Ffs | |||
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"There was one of those posh new coffee machines in ....well it was House of Fraser or the other shop that's similar £50 in the sale but had a horrible flourescent colour to it
Better it wasn't bean to cup "It wasn't but grinders are cheap enough, I'm always wary of machines with multi function potential to feck up! | |||
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"There was one of those posh new coffee machines in ....well it was House of Fraser or the other shop that's similar £50 in the sale but had a horrible flourescent colour to it
Better it wasn't bean to cup
It wasn't but grinders are cheap enough, I'm always wary of machines with multi function potential to feck up! "Nah they are so simple to use...I'm telling ya man...the best investment you could make if you like good coffee | |||
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"Love good coffee, I have written to the IOC to try and get 'pavement café life' accepted as an Olympic sport (a bit like dressage!)....I am in training, I think the French might put a good team forward. " Never get good French coffee beans though eh | |||
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"Evening all "Evening eenie. ..I see you've been drinking coffee today | |||
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"Evening all "Evening Coquette....coffee? | |||
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"Love good coffee, I have written to the IOC to try and get 'pavement café life' accepted as an Olympic sport (a bit like dressage!)....I am in training, I think the French might put a good team forward. Never get good French coffee beans though eh
Italians seem better when it comes to importing coffee UK is still pretty poor re coffee on the whole"Yep Lidl do a great bag of Italian strength 5 beans for only £1.49....another of Mistress's money saving tips | |||
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Evening eenie. ..I see you've been drinking coffee today "I have indeed | |||
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Evening Coquette....coffee?"So long as it's laced with knock out juice... Then yes please | |||
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"Evening all
Evening eenie. ..I see you've been drinking coffee today
I have indeed "Was it good coffee? | |||
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"Evening all
Evening Coquette....coffee?
So long as it's laced with knock out juice... Then yes please "Ok! One cup of alcohol coming up, with a hint of coffee | |||
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"Evening all
Evening Coquette....coffee?
So long as it's laced with knock out juice... Then yes please
Ok! One cup of alcohol coming up, with a hint of coffee "Sounds about right | |||
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"Evening all
Evening eenie. ..I see you've been drinking coffee today
I have indeed
Was it good coffee? "It was great coffee... Made me laugh out loud a lot | |||
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"Evening all
Evening Coquette....coffee?
So long as it's laced with knock out juice... Then yes please
Ok! One cup of alcohol coming up, with a hint of coffee "Perfect!!!!
Will definitely be having that next week this time | |||
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"I think Voddy is just teasing, she had forgotten that she had hidden 'nigel' in her cupboard..... make the poor bloke a cuppa and not just any old coffee" Fecking maxwell house I heard | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? "look for the carrotts | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts"Dash? | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
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Wozn't me... "I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly"Was you wasn't it | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly"Haha, true | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
Dash?nope
Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it"Hell no! I did try once, hid in cupboard him for a few days but after those few days of gimp/pimping him out, he was traumatised, I am now blocked! | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it"Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics | |||
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics "so do i karloff and stella miss him | |||
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Wozn't me...
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Was you wasn't it"mistress you are correct | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics so do i karloff and stella miss him "That's just the drink talking | |||
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics so do i karloff and stella miss him "Aah...bless | |||
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics so do i karloff and stella miss him
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Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics so do i karloff and stella miss him
Aah...bless "he loved his stay with aunty sami | |||
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Wozn't me...
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Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics so do i karloff and stella miss him "Oh feck | |||
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"Who is this nigel of whom you speak...? Farage? havent you met nigel yet hes so handsome and lovely
Fecking stinks though "that was your fault | |||
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Is it safe to ask who? look for the carrotts
Dash?nope
Wozn't me...
I think you have fallen for their ploy...maintain silence and the guilty party will eventually break!!! I know this from years of research watching telly
Was you wasn't it
Hope he's got him lots of carrots and a swimming pool for his aqua aerobics so do i karloff and stella miss him
Aah...bless he loved his stay with aunty sami"I know, he was lovely company | |||
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"Who is this nigel of whom you speak...? Farage? havent you met nigel yet hes so handsome and lovely
Fecking stinks though
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Fecking stinks though
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Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all
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No he might pay you a visit soon"Make sure he puts his hat on if he's going out | |||
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"Who is this nigel of whom you speak...? Farage? havent you met nigel yet hes so handsome and lovely
Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all he doesent smell it was mistress"Yes, she kept trumping, it's that bloody bean to cup shite she drinks....  .... | |||
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Just hope he doesn't bother my dreams as I'm off to Bedfordshire now as I'm up again at 6.
Night night all of you xx
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Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all
He was supposed to be in the nativity play, but he had a an accident again mistress fault"Yes, he nearly had to have one of his Yvonne gooliegongs amputated | |||
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"Ohhhhh, all very mysterious!!
Just hope he doesn't bother my dreams as I'm off to Bedfordshire now as I'm up again at 6.
Night night all of you xx
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Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all he doesent smell it was mistress" | |||
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"Who is this nigel of whom you speak...? Farage? havent you met nigel yet hes so handsome and lovely
Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all he doesent smell it was mistress
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"Ohhhhh, all very mysterious!!
Just hope he doesn't bother my dreams as I'm off to Bedfordshire now as I'm up again at 6.
Night night all of you xx
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Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all he doesent smell it was mistress
Yes, she kept trumping, it's that bloody bean to cup shite she drinks........
Oi that's Lidl's fecking finest "Stinks.... | |||
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"Who is this nigel of whom you speak...? Farage? havent you met nigel yet hes so handsome and lovely
Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all he doesent smell it was mistress
Yes, she kept trumping, it's that bloody bean to cup shite she drinks........
Oi that's Lidl's fecking finest
Stinks.... " | |||
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"Who is this nigel of whom you speak...? Farage? havent you met nigel yet hes so handsome and lovely
Fecking stinks though
Ohhh maybe i don't want to meet him after all
He was supposed to be in the nativity play, but he had a an accident again mistress fault
Yes, he nearly had to have one of his Yvonne gooliegongs amputated "Nah they are squashed in my scholl tights | |||
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