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"I didn't actually _amiss did... I'm not taking the blame for you however nice you are "Ah, I don't mind taking the blame | |||
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"I didn't actually _amiss did... I'm not taking the blame for you however nice you are
Ah, I don't mind taking the blame "I break enough stuff without getting in trouble for something I didn't really break | |||
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"I didn't actually _amiss did... I'm not taking the blame for you however nice you are
Ah, I don't mind taking the blame
I break enough stuff without getting in trouble for something I didn't really break "To right! | |||
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"Want me to report this? " run them both will keep mistress busy and outta trouble | |||
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"Want me to report this? run them both will keep mistress busy and outta trouble" You think? | |||
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"I'm craving ice cream with white zinfandel poured on top... Do yer think I might be preggers? "Gordon Bennett, eenie  | |||
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"I'm craving ice cream with white zinfandel poured on top... Do yer think I might be preggers? "would you mind if you were | |||
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"I'm craving ice cream with white zinfandel poured on top... Do yer think I might be preggers?
would you mind if you were "I'd fecking love it... I'd make MILLIONS...  | |||
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"Ok lovely ladies, off to noddy land. Catcha tomorrow. Na night. xx"Night night, sleep tight xx | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now "Don't you dare  | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now
Don't you dare "
Best behaviour | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now "dont you mean saga | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now "Report me then and get it taken down | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga "What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again  | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now
Report me then and get it taken down "Bugger off...no wrong doing....I should have stayed awake last night  | |||
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"Want me to report this? run them both will keep mistress busy and outta trouble" I'll report the two of you....not a fecking in either title ffs | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now
Report me then and get it taken down
Bugger off...no wrong doing....I should have stayed awake last night "I wish I DIDN'T stay awake on work nights but that's obviously why I missed fecking | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again "Fecking hell I originally read it as sage | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage "Love sage and onion stuffing! | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing! "I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food "Hmm...both maybe... | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now
Report me then and get it taken down
Bugger off...no wrong doing....I should have stayed awake last night
I wish I DIDN'T stay awake on work nights but that's obviously why I missed fecking " | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe... "Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two "And food..... | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food..... "Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet "Oi oi saveloy | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Oi oi saveloy "See! What did I say ffs | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Oi oi saveloy
See! What did I say ffs "You know me so well . | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two "Sex? Isn't that what spuds come in? | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet "Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Oi oi saveloy
See! What did I say ffs
You know me so well . " | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
Sex? Isn't that what spuds come in? "Or testicles  | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage "I like a bratwurst personally | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
Sex? Isn't that what spuds come in?
Or testicles " | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage
I like a bratwurst personally "A good thick Cumberland for me | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage
I like a bratwurst personally
A good thick Cumberland for me "Would that just be for the spice | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage
I like a bratwurst personally
A good thick Cumberland for me
Would that just be for the spice "I prefer the thickness of it but the spice is alright too | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage
I like a bratwurst personally
A good thick Cumberland for me
Would that just be for the spice
I prefer the thickness of it but the spice is alright too "Bugger I think I might need one of them small scale tape measures | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage
I like a bratwurst personally
A good thick Cumberland for me
Would that just be for the spice
I prefer the thickness of it but the spice is alright too
Bugger I think I might need one of them small scale tape measures "Oh I don't use a tape measure... My hands are quite large for a lady so I use them as a guide | |||
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"Strolls in can I smell sausages" Yes but I've eaten them all | |||
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"Two threads... and this one has the dread da da da da aa bdsm....feck it is think I'll get on the phone to national holidays now dont you mean saga
What has sago got to do with it....oh fecking eyes again
Fecking hell I originally read it as sage
Love sage and onion stuffing!
I like stuffing
Oh.
You meant food
Hmm...both maybe...
Fecking sex on the mind all the time you two
And food.....
Oh yeah fecking sausages I'll bet
Ohhhhh now I do love a good meaty sausage
I like a bratwurst personally
A good thick Cumberland for me
Would that just be for the spice
I prefer the thickness of it but the spice is alright too
Bugger I think I might need one of them small scale tape measures
Oh I don't use a tape measure... My hands are quite large for a lady so I use them as a guide "Oh bugger | |||
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"Strolls in can I smell sausages" Nah I've just had fishcake | |||
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"Strolls in can I smell sausages Yes but I've eaten them all "Your fecking dangerous | |||
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"Strolls in can I smell sausages Yes but I've eaten them all
Your fecking dangerous "Noooooo... I'm not... I'm a sweet, caring, cuddly, lovely (if ugly) and hilarious woman | |||
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"Strolls in can I smell sausages Yes but I've eaten them all
Your fecking dangerous
Noooooo... I'm not... I'm a sweet, caring, cuddly, lovely (if ugly) and hilarious woman "Now why the feck do you spoil it by putting yourself down
Just stop that will you! | |||
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"Strolls in can I smell sausages Yes but I've eaten them all
Your fecking dangerous
Noooooo... I'm not... I'm a sweet, caring, cuddly, lovely (if ugly) and hilarious woman
Now why the feck do you spoil it by putting yourself down
Just stop that will you!"I speak the truth Mistress... Don't do bullshit | |||
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"sprinkles glitter "I'm. Slightly squiffy... Please forgive me (crosses fingers and laughs out loud ) | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata "Oi feck off | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata
Oi feck off "Haha...is that touching a soft spot?  cat's bum | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata "skinless one by any chance | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata skinless one by any chance"Yes Voddy, prefer skinless | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata
Oi feck off
Haha...is that touching a soft spot? cat's bum "Nah docs upped my dose of viagra. ...I'm not fecking joking either....fecking at the same time as my head scare | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata skinless one by any chance"Nah it matches the beard | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata
Oi feck off
Haha...is that touching a soft spot? cat's bum
Nah docs upped my dose of viagra. ...I'm not fecking joking either....fecking at the same time as my head scare
"life in the old dog yet | |||
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"Oi oi sav...chipolata
Oi feck off
Haha...is that touching a soft spot? cat's bum
Nah docs upped my dose of viagra. ...I'm not fecking joking either....fecking at the same time as my head scare
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"Pair of cock hungry tarts ffs "who | |||
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"Pair of cock hungry tarts ffs who"Wozn't me..... | |||
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"Pair of cock hungry tarts ffs who"Feck me there's only three on thread and Iam not into cock...so work it out | |||
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"Pair of cock hungry tarts ffs who
Feck me there's only three on thread and Iam not into cock...so work it out"Haha...me neither | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course " Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here! | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course " | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here! "I'm ok just been flat out working so nothing good | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here! "Only chipolatas eh | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
I'm ok just been flat out working so nothing good "Ah, someone has to do it | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh"Yep, plenty of chipolatas here | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh"Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh
Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol"Yeah, just the little ones tonight | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh
Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol
Yeah, just the little ones tonight "Most of them start little lol | |||
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"... here’s one... "Hmm....where?... | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh
Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol
Yeah, just the little ones tonight
Most of them start little lol "The growers not showers eh | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh
Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol
Yeah, just the little ones tonight
Most of them start little lol
The growers not showers eh"Oh.....You fecking made me jump..creeping up like that!
You know I'm of a nervous disposition! | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh
Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol
Yeah, just the little ones tonight
Most of them start little lol
The growers not showers eh
Oh.....You fecking made me jump..creeping up like that!
You know I'm of a nervous disposition! "Hey sami I've had a nomination on the best tits thread
Not bad for a old bloke from the boro eh | |||
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"Hello all hope I've not missed a lot ,apart from seeing double of course Hey fun, howz you? No nothing happening here!
Only chipolatas eh
Seems like the ladies are wanting sausages lol
Yeah, just the little ones tonight
Most of them start little lol
The growers not showers eh
Oh.....You fecking made me jump..creeping up like that!
You know I'm of a nervous disposition!
Hey sami I've had a nomination on the best tits thread
Not bad for a old bloke from the boro eh "Ooh, I'll ave a look | |||
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"... here’s one...
Hmm....where?... "He’s hiding under the covers | |||
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"Picks up broom. Clears the tumble away "Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button! | |||
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"... here’s one...
Hmm....where?...
He’s hiding under the covers "Peep bo! | |||
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"... here’s one...
Hmm....where?...
He’s hiding under the covers
Peep bo! "Afternoon just about to post a new thread | |||
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"Picks up broom. Clears the tumble away
Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button! "What button? | |||
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"Picks up broom. Clears the tumble away
Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
What button? "Read your status! | |||
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"Picks up broom. Clears the tumble away
Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
What button?
Read your status! "Ahhh that, well it's true I'm afraid | |||
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Read your status! "Getting fecking worse then Donald Trump ffs | |||
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
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Read your status!
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
What button?
Read your status!
Getting fecking worse then Donald Trump ffs
I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me "Think she was talking about the button, not you resembling Donald Trump. | |||
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Read your status!
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I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
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Read your status!
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I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me
Think she was talking about the button, not you resembling Donald Trump.
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Read your status!
Getting fecking worse then Donald Trump ffs
I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me
Think she was talking about the button, not you resembling Donald Trump.
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Feck me " | |||
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
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Read your status!
Getting fecking worse then Donald Trump ffs
I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me
Think she was talking about the button, not you resembling Donald Trump.
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What button?
Read your status!
Getting fecking worse then Donald Trump ffs
I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me
Think she was talking about the button, not you resembling Donald Trump.
The status has gone....
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Doesn't mean anything though... Doesn't stop my brain working
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Haha Arf noon, Eenie keep your finger away from that button!
What button?
Read your status!
Getting fecking worse then Donald Trump ffs
I'll delete the status and then my account... Don't wanna be compared to him
Feck me
Think she was talking about the button, not you resembling Donald Trump.
The status has gone....
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Doesn't mean anything though... Doesn't stop my brain working
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Ok gotta charge my dewbry, I'll be back!
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Latte anyone?yes please ducks
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Ok gotta charge my dewbry, I'll be back!
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Latte anyone?yes please ducks
I bet you want two shots eh yuck 1/2 shot please
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Latte anyone?yes please ducks
I bet you want two shots eh yuck 1/2 shot please
1/2 fs it's not worth turning the machine on....I'll get one of them sachets for you turkish delight please and a freid egg sandwich"There you go....a special duck egg | |||
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Latte anyone?yes please ducks
I bet you want two shots eh yuck 1/2 shot please
1/2 fs it's not worth turning the machine on....I'll get one of them sachets for you turkish delight please and a freid egg sandwich
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You can fecking cut that out
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Latte anyone?yes please ducks
I bet you want two shots eh yuck 1/2 shot please
1/2 fs it's not worth turning the machine on....I'll get one of them sachets for you turkish delight please and a freid egg sandwich
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Latte anyone?yes please ducks
I bet you want two shots eh yuck 1/2 shot please
1/2 fs it's not worth turning the machine on....I'll get one of them sachets for you turkish delight please and a freid egg sandwich
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You can fecking cut that out
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They are in the fecking washing for that reason
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You can fecking cut that out
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They are in the fecking washing for that reason
Haha, that's why I don't wear them often, can't stand a sweaty crutchpiece
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You can fecking cut that out
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They are in the fecking washing for that reason
Haha, that's why I don't wear them often, can't stand a sweaty crutchpiece
They are bloody warm though
I could put them on under my jeggings when I go to footie
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You can fecking cut that out
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They are in the fecking washing for that reason
Haha, that's why I don't wear them often, can't stand a sweaty crutchpiece
They are bloody warm though
I could put them on under my jeggings when I go to footie
Yeah and they won't squash your cock either
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"Morning you lovely lot... Happy Sunday and all that shit!! What shenanigans you all planning today? I'm gonna dye my hair and do my eyebrows cos I have a social tomorrow
Morning eenie
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"Morning you lovely lot... Happy Sunday and all that shit!! What shenanigans you all planning today? I'm gonna dye my hair and do my eyebrows cos I have a social tomorrow
Morning eenie
Not a lot....doing the washing now and going out for Sunday dinner and will take it from there
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Morning eenie
Not a lot....doing the washing now and going out for Sunday dinner and will take it from there
Sounds like a Sunday should be tho... I might practice my cartwheels later if I feel a bit energetic!
Little tip.....move the furniture first "Thanks... Good plan | |||
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Morning... Ironing is a job created by the devil
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"Morning you lovely lot... Happy Sunday and all that shit!! What shenanigans you all planning today? I'm gonna dye my hair and do my eyebrows cos I have a social tomorrow
Morning eenie
Not a lot....doing the washing now and going out for Sunday dinner and will take it from there
Sounds like a Sunday should be tho... I might practice my cartwheels later if I feel a bit energetic!
Little tip.....move the furniture first
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Morning... Ironing is a job created by the devil
Socials are safe... When they turn up!!
Haha, let's hope they do turn up, but you never know on this site "I'm 75% sure... But like you say...
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Morning eenie
Not a lot....doing the washing now and going out for Sunday dinner and will take it from there
Sounds like a Sunday should be tho... I might practice my cartwheels later if I feel a bit energetic!
Little tip.....move the furniture first
Thanks... Good plan
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"Morning everyone. So football called off, ironing it is! Eenie have a good social tomorrow!
Morning... Ironing is a job created by the devil
Socials are safe... When they turn up!!
Haha, let's hope they do turn up, but you never know on this site
I'm 75% sure... But like you say...
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"Morning everyone. So football called off, ironing it is! Eenie have a good social tomorrow!
Morning... Ironing is a job created by the devil
Socials are safe... When they turn up!!
Haha, let's hope they do turn up, but you never know on this site
I'm 75% sure... But like you say...
But it's a lunch date and I'm quite able to buy my own coffee if all else fails
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"hello ladies pissen down here id have done the ironing for you sami i find it relaxing x Eenie are you insured to do cartwheels just thinking of you hurting yaself" Fecking snowing here AND settling 
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"hello ladies pissen down here id have done the ironing for you sami i find it relaxing x Eenie are you insured to do cartwheels just thinking of you hurting yaself Fecking snowing here AND settling
I have to practice cartwheels for when I come cartwheeling into the thread... Or have y'all got bored of me doing that?
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"hello ladies pissen down here id have done the ironing for you sami i find it relaxing x Eenie are you insured to do cartwheels just thinking of you hurting yaself Fecking snowing here AND settling
I have to practice cartwheels for when I come cartwheeling into the thread... Or have y'all got bored of me doing that?
Do I need a new party piece? well you could try Burlesque passes tassels"Too tall and awkward for that lol | |||
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"hello ladies pissen down here id have done the ironing for you sami i find it relaxing x Eenie are you insured to do cartwheels just thinking of you hurting yaself Fecking snowing here AND settling
I have to practice cartwheels for when I come cartwheeling into the thread... Or have y'all got bored of me doing that?
Do I need a new party piece? well you could try Burlesque passes tassels
Too tall and awkward for that lol "oh balls | |||
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"hello ladies pissen down here id have done the ironing for you sami i find it relaxing x Eenie are you insured to do cartwheels just thinking of you hurting yaself" Bless you lovely, not good for the shoulder though. | |||
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"hello ladies pissen down here id have done the ironing for you sami i find it relaxing x Eenie are you insured to do cartwheels just thinking of you hurting yaself Fecking snowing here AND settling
I have to practice cartwheels for when I come cartwheeling into the thread... Or have y'all got bored of me doing that?
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