FabSwingers.com forum: Pulled Wide Open :-(

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One message this morning from a young couple was accompanied by a close up - pulled wide open - pussy / arse shot.

Why?

All it did for me was remind me to put the chicken in the oven.

Looked painful.

Oh .... for some tasteful, innovative, or even porn retrospective seductive images.

Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asking hubby about this the other day, asking if he liked the really graphic gaping hole porn, or where the women ram the willies so far and hard down their throat it makes them gag hard.

He said it did nothing for him as it stops being sex and becomes performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One message this morning from a young couple was accompanied by a close up - pulled wide open - pussy / arse shot.

Why?

All it did for me was remind me to put the chicken in the oven.

Looked painful.

Oh .... for some tasteful, innovative, or even porn retrospective seductive images.

Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ? "

No they dont and too many cock shots on a profile puts me off too a nice chest or back shots more likely to get me to look at the rest of profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they dont appeal to me at all,infact i find some of the female pics more offensive than the male ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I'm afraid there is a time and a place for some pics for sure and to have a pic like that attached to a message on a Sunday morning would do nothing for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a nice chest or back shots more likely to get me to look at the rest of profile x"

Oh yes, a nice beefy hairy chest, or a thick muscly back - that would work SO MUCH more for me than a million cock shots would.

Maybe a few tattoos on it, add a big gold bracelet and nice big chunky watch.. oh god yes, that would get them a meet with me straight away!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont find it attractive at all if am honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suppose you got to actually be there to appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I really dislike wide open pussy shots, even worse when the bum hole is visible too. There is nothing sexy about it at all. When I see these shots I automatically find myself examining rather than being turned on and I've seen quite a few who need a dab of Preparation H.

I like naked and I don't mind close up cock and pussy shots but it depends on how the pic is presented I guess. Not keen on cock entering pussy shots either but again perhaps if it was something slightly more unusual and attention grabbing. Otherwise its just same old isn't it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

I beg to differ moody. Mine's soooooo good to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

I beg to differ moody. Mine's soooooo good to look at

Ah yes Im sorry Granny I shall retract what I said and say instead "There is no such thing as a pretty pussy unless its attached to Granny "

There is that better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a few tattoos on it, add a big gold bracelet and nice big chunky watch.. oh god yes, that would get them a meet with me straight away!!!!

Get to your prop cupboard guys

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i suppose you got to actually be there to appreciated

Typical comment usually made by someone who hasn't even thought how unnatural or uncomfortable it is to hold a pose like that.

Makes sex nigh on impossible though ... renders the woman to no more than a bitch being examined.

I like to think I'm part of the sex act and that my enjoyment matters but maybe Im weird.

~Sort of an inbetweeners Jay comment.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

I beg to differ moody. Mine's soooooo good to look at

Ah yes Im sorry Granny I shall retract what I said and say instead "There is no such thing as a pretty pussy unless its attached to Granny "

There is that better

Hang on a mo moody! Just in case it's some other womans attached to me ..... let's make it clear. We mean MINE!

Purrrrrrrrrrrr !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

All my cats have been good looking and loving xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

All my cats have been good looking and loving xx

Loving ? Please Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

I beg to differ moody. Mine's soooooo good to look at

Ah yes Im sorry Granny I shall retract what I said and say instead "There is no such thing as a pretty pussy unless its attached to Granny "

There is that better

Hang on a mo moody! Just in case it's some other womans attached to me ..... let's make it clear. We mean MINE!

Purrrrrrrrrrrr !"

I think I need more coffee cos the image I have in my head is of Granny needed a strimmer now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pussy pics here. Now so many of us shave there's not even the fun of comparing hairstyles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

All my cats have been good looking and loving xx

Loving ? Please Nooooooooooo "

And whats wrong with cats xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

All my cats have been good looking and loving xx

Loving ? Please Nooooooooooo

And whats wrong with cats xx

There's not enough bandwidth for me to write half a list !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

All my cats have been good looking and loving xx

Oh Im discombobulated now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... renders the woman to no more than a bitch being examined.

I kinda enjoy that sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !"

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

... renders the woman to no more than a bitch being examined.

I kinda enjoy that sometimes

Yeah well....shush .... it's not been unknown in this quarter but :- time, context, partner , dynamic , emotions, alcohol, attraction , desperation, hormones n pheremones all play a part eh ?

Not an unknown photo pre brekky on a Sunday tho ...... no

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an unknown photo pre brekky on a Sunday tho ...... no "

good point, well put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope...... "

Im so glad I had just swallowed my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never keen on the "pull apart" pussy shots, however, I can appreciate why some people like them.

I have been requested for them in the past and have a couple firmly hidden away, only ever send them via PMs when requested, and only to those whom I am likely to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope......

Im so glad I had just swallowed my coffee

Oi!!! you had a shower yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope......

Im so glad I had just swallowed my coffee

Oi!!! you had a shower yet???

Nope why is the smell wafting ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the very graphic close up shots either.or the multiple cock shots...but it appeals to some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope......

Im so glad I had just swallowed my coffee

Oi!!! you had a shower yet???

Nope why is the smell wafting ??

we just love sex 1st thing in the morning when Sam is sticky after being "busy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope......

Im so glad I had just swallowed my coffee

Oi!!! you had a shower yet???

Nope why is the smell wafting ??

we just love sex 1st thing in the morning when Sam is sticky after being "busy"

Im with you on that but sorry to say thats not the smell this morning

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I obviously don't mind showing off my holes... you can make them a bit wider with your tongue, but if you try and force them open they are likely to crack and shatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the alure of a medical handbook ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bloody rude !

If mine was a pussy it'd be one of those bald chinese ones.

Get some germolene on those spots moody !

The ingrowing hair look isnt in then ?

I know a blind man that won't moan too much as long as no lumps appear as swear words when he has a swift grope......

Im so glad I had just swallowed my coffee

Oi!!! you had a shower yet???

Nope why is the smell wafting ??

we just love sex 1st thing in the morning when Sam is sticky after being "busy"

Im with you on that but sorry to say thats not the smell this morning

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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

We prefer seductive shots rather than the ankles behind the ears, pulled apart shots, or just a cock proudly staring at the camera. Leave a little to the imagination, so much more erotic. Each to their own though

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"One message this morning from a young couple was accompanied by a close up - pulled wide open - pussy / arse shot.

Why?

All it did for me was remind me to put the chicken in the oven.

Looked painful.

Oh .... for some tasteful, innovative, or even porn retrospective seductive images.

Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ? "

I got a '48hr forum timeout' last week for discusing a private message I got.. What makes this any different?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i like pussy's, and disagree that there are no pretty ones, they vary and some are ok whereas others are beautiful.

i would just hope it wasnt the only pic they sent as i doubt i wud decide to meet purely on the attractiveness,or not of a pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We prefer seductive shots rather than the ankles behind the ears, pulled apart shots, or just a cock proudly staring at the camera. Leave a little to the imagination, so much more erotic. Each to their own though

Would love to be able to get ankles behind ears but alas the old bones wont let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the rear view shots of women but not the wide open ones.

I can't understand these guys in porn films who hold women wide open and examine them beforehand.

What the feck are they looking for, booby traps or maybe the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asking hubby about this the other day, asking if he liked the really graphic gaping hole porn, or where the women ram the willies so far and hard down their throat it makes them gag hard.

He said it did nothing for him as it stops being sex and becomes performance.

Yet for some thats how we like sex.. personally I only like spread wide shots if its a creampie shot... I don't really look at womens or couples profiles though...

Wouldn't put me off as long as other photos were sent.

Cali

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I love the rear view shots of women but not the wide open ones.

I can't understand these guys in porn films who hold women wide open and examine them beforehand.

What the feck are they looking for, booby traps or maybe the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre???

XX"
Its when you see the guys wearing miners hats with lamps on i start to worry

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I love the rear view shots of women but not the wide open ones.

I can't understand these guys in porn films who hold women wide open and examine them beforehand.

What the feck are they looking for, booby traps or maybe the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre???

XXIts when you see the guys wearing miners hats with lamps on i start to worry

You mean a gangbang where they're all tethered to each other before the first goes in?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I obviously don't mind showing off my holes... you can make them a bit wider with your tongue, but if you try and force them open they are likely to crack and shatter."

You could use a pipe cleaner soaked in warm water to make yours larger. Yours are never going to be tongue size no matter the amount of pulling.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One message this morning from a young couple was accompanied by a close up - pulled wide open - pussy / arse shot.

Why?

All it did for me was remind me to put the chicken in the oven.

Looked painful.

Oh .... for some tasteful, innovative, or even porn retrospective seductive images.

Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

I got a '48hr forum timeout' last week for discusing a private message I got.. What makes this any different? "

Dunno. Remind me of the message you got and what you said about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I hate it a little tease is one thing and another thing on porn I hate to see gaping pussies and arseholes makes me want to vomit whats the attraction there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they dont and too many cock shots on a profile puts me off too a nice chest or back shots more likely to get me to look at the rest of profile x"

i love a nice sexy arse on a guy much better than cock all guys hv one but they dont all hv the sexy arse

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

I beg to differ moody. Mine's soooooo good to look at

Ah yes Im sorry Granny I shall retract what I said and say instead "There is no such thing as a pretty pussy unless its attached to Granny "

There is that better

I have been told more than once how pretty mine is too

Not keen on genital shots in general, especially penetration pics. We only meet singles...don't send us pics with someone elses genitals included!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Im bi and dont like pulled wide open shots, I think even tho I have had it said to me there is no such thing as a pretty looking pussy.

I beg to differ moody. Mine's soooooo good to look at

Ah yes Im sorry Granny I shall retract what I said and say instead "There is no such thing as a pretty pussy unless its attached to Granny "

There is that better

I have been told more than once how pretty mine is too

Not keen on genital shots in general, especially penetration pics. We only meet singles...don't send us pics with someone elses genitals included!!!"

that makes me laugh ..... Sometimes all I can see is a woman being fucked senseless and nothing of the bloke that sent it.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

No gyno shots for me.. nice bums and backs are my thing ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics"

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"One message this morning from a young couple was accompanied by a close up - pulled wide open - pussy / arse shot.

Why?

All it did for me was remind me to put the chicken in the oven.

Looked painful.

Oh .... for some tasteful, innovative, or even porn retrospective seductive images.

Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

I got a '48hr forum timeout' last week for discusing a private message I got.. What makes this any different? "

The OP didn't quote the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping holes turn my stomach *shudders*

I don't mind Polos' holes though... In fact I think they are mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!"

lol crumpet...thanks, now stretch it for me, i wanna see ur fanny assisted oven hole

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!

lol crumpet...thanks, now stretch it for me, i wanna see ur fanny assisted oven hole"

Sure. Step inside. Be sure to use the ear muffs if screaming loudly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!

lol crumpet...thanks, now stretch it for me, i wanna see ur fanny assisted oven hole

Sure. Step inside. Be sure to use the ear muffs if screaming loudly. "

fuck gotta clean it out first...looks like theres still debri from years ago in there

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!

lol crumpet...thanks, now stretch it for me, i wanna see ur fanny assisted oven hole

Sure. Step inside. Be sure to use the ear muffs if screaming loudly.

fuck gotta clean it out first...looks like theres still debri from years ago in there"

Just fresh fruit n veg dear. Im not expecting a Glaswegian to recognise that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!

lol crumpet...thanks, now stretch it for me, i wanna see ur fanny assisted oven hole

Sure. Step inside. Be sure to use the ear muffs if screaming loudly.

fuck gotta clean it out first...looks like theres still debri from years ago in there

Just fresh fruit n veg dear. Im not expecting a Glaswegian to recognise that!"

unless its dipped in batter, I'm no interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have some clarification on this starting threads discussing what messages we've received then please.

If you discuss the message and put the words 'and I quote' then you will get a ban for that.

Or if you just describe the message pretty frankly but don't put the words 'and I quote' then that is ok.

I can't differentiate about what is acceptable. When discussing messages received.

What I do agree with is that all forum users should be treated fairly and the rules applied to all.

Can we have specific clarification on this. Its slightly unclear

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i know ive a good few graphic pics...but I dont like wide stretched pussy pics

Bingo! I went straight in for a gander...... all respectable and above board!

lol crumpet...thanks, now stretch it for me, i wanna see ur fanny assisted oven hole

Sure. Step inside. Be sure to use the ear muffs if screaming loudly.

fuck gotta clean it out first...looks like theres still debri from years ago in there

Just fresh fruit n veg dear. Im not expecting a Glaswegian to recognise that!

unless its dipped in batter, I'm no interested"

You are what you eat and these past sunny days plus your intellect does render forth an image of fried vegetable !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i miss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what i miss

Nothing ?

What do you mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought i mightve missed some drama

ah well

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"thought i mightve missed some drama

ah well

Not that im aware of. Though there are usually one or two trolls per thread attempting to raise problems.

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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago

MacKay

People present a picture in what their mind is considered the perfect image.

Sadly when it comes to most males and photography they lack the 'imagination' aspect.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Can we have some clarification on this starting threads discussing what messages we've received then please.

If you discuss the message and put the words 'and I quote' then you will get a ban for that.

Or if you just describe the message pretty frankly but don't put the words 'and I quote' then that is ok.

I can't differentiate about what is acceptable. When discussing messages received.

What I do agree with is that all forum users should be treated fairly and the rules applied to all.

Can we have specific clarification on this. Its slightly unclear

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules.

Mods won't know wether it is part of a mail or all of it....changed round a bit or copied all...so best not to put any up.

I did use my judgement the other and didn't ban someone for quoting a so called mail with a " X " in it as I thought it would seem heavy handed as lots of people could have sent a mail like that.....but if people say it is a mail they are talking about and paste it/ part of it...then I ban for the above reasons.

If you see any mails pasted that have been missed from the mods, report them.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thanks for that Rugby.

Now it's clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont appeal to me at all, along with the cocks shot at every angle.... its a cock, how many pictures of it do i need to see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like tasteful pics not pussy but then again im one of the rare breed on here straight lol xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont appeal to me at all, along with the cocks shot at every angle.... its a cock, how many pictures of it do i need to see?"
how many would u like to see

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"dont appeal to me at all, along with the cocks shot at every angle.... its a cock, how many pictures of it do i need to see?"

Personally I am not happy unless I have cock shots using Google Earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 0r 2.... but loads of guys have several, all taken at different angles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont appeal to me at all, along with the cocks shot at every angle.... its a cock, how many pictures of it do i need to see?

Personally I am not happy unless I have cock shots using Google Earth. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not particularly and worse when I get a message with several pictures attached and no face picture

By the way, is the chicken going to be spit roasted?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

lol - i love your posts Granny! We don't find close ups of genitalia at all erotic, they just look awful. The worst ones are a fanny being pulled apart by a hand with dirty, bitten fingernails, eurghhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see those kinda pictures and wonder if I should get some sort of battlefield dressing to make sure the injury doesnt become life threatening hehehehe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"lol - i love your posts Granny! We don't find close ups of genitalia at all erotic, they just look awful. The worst ones are a fanny being pulled apart by a hand with dirty, bitten fingernails, eurghhhh! "

You're so cruel. I use stop n grow now!

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over a year ago

"I love the rear view shots of women but not the wide open ones.

I can't understand these guys in porn films who hold women wide open and examine them beforehand.

What the feck are they looking for, booby traps or maybe the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre???

XX"

They are checking for teeth!!!!

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over a year ago

I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

You total dirty MARE ! yak ! No decorum the modern woman.

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over a year ago

"I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

You total dirty MARE ! yak ! No decorum the modern woman. "

Sorry

I couldn't resist! Sometimes I really do say what I actually think without sensorship lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

You total dirty MARE ! yak ! No decorum the modern woman.

Sorry

I couldn't resist! Sometimes I really do say what I actually think without sensorship lol"

Don't apologise xxx

I never take offence ... besides I enjoy the spontaneity. x

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over a year ago

"I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

You total dirty MARE ! yak ! No decorum the modern woman.

Sorry

I couldn't resist! Sometimes I really do say what I actually think without sensorship lol

Don't apologise xxx

I never take offence ... besides I enjoy the spontaneity. x "

spunkaneity is good crumpetta

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

You total dirty MARE ! yak ! No decorum the modern woman.

Sorry

I couldn't resist! Sometimes I really do say what I actually think without sensorship lol

Don't apologise xxx

I never take offence ... besides I enjoy the spontaneity. x

spunkaneity is good crumpetta"

Get back inside that sausage roll !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose it could have been worse.

You could have been in the middle of your breakfast, peeling open a croissant and putting jam in it?

You total dirty MARE ! yak ! No decorum the modern woman.

Sorry

I couldn't resist! Sometimes I really do say what I actually think without sensorship lol

Don't apologise xxx

I never take offence ... besides I enjoy the spontaneity. x

spunkaneity is good crumpetta

Get back inside that sausage roll !"

mmm im surrounded a flakey covering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One message this morning from a young couple was accompanied by a close up - pulled wide open - pussy / arse shot.

Why?

All it did for me was remind me to put the chicken in the oven.

Looked painful.

Oh .... for some tasteful, innovative, or even porn retrospective seductive images.

Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ? "

No I agree there off putting, I'd rather see a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

No I agree there off putting, I'd rather see a smile

Just turn the pic on its side

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over a year ago

"Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

No I agree there off putting, I'd rather see a smile

Just turn the pic on its side

I like teeth as well

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over a year ago

"Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

No I agree there off putting, I'd rather see a smile

Just turn the pic on its side

I like teeth as well

Down there- phew thats either the bravest thing I've heard or the maddest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was pointing this out to the mrs this morning and she gave me a strange look, then i realized i best take my cock from down her throat so she could reply lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Do the 'I've got genitals' shots appeal to yo ?

No I agree there off putting, I'd rather see a smile

Just turn the pic on its side

I like teeth as well

Vagina dentata!

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over a year ago

"I love the rear view shots of women but not the wide open ones.

I can't understand these guys in porn films who hold women wide open and examine them beforehand.

What the feck are they looking for, booby traps or maybe the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre???

XX"

Teeth i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate those kind of pics and prefer the more subtle and sexy kind....I think of abyss the film....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate those kind of pics and prefer the more subtle and sexy kind....I think of abyss the film....

Reminds me of that scene from "Predator".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they do nothing for me either, we all know what a pussy looks like.

Its like knowing what you are going to get for christmas, before you take off the wrapping

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over a year ago

"they do nothing for me either, we all know what a pussy looks like.

Its like knowing what you are going to get for christmas, before you take off the wrapping

Oh i knows ..i knows....

same as last year....sod all

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over a year ago

"I love the rear view shots of women but not the wide open ones.

I can't understand these guys in porn films who hold women wide open and examine them beforehand.

What the feck are they looking for, booby traps or maybe the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre???

XX"

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