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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

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By *rs WhiteCouple
over a year ago

South

Shocking!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Granny!!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Dirty biatch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny!!!

It's nice

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

Fingers or fork ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

That's how you're supposed to eat them! And wally gherkins and pickled eggs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Granny!!!

It's nice"

Like just spoonfuls of it? On its own?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

That's how you're supposed to eat them! And wally gherkins and pickled eggs "
.....walnuts too ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

Fingers or fork ?"

Fingers, obvs!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny!!!

It's nice

Like just spoonfuls of it? On its own? "

yeah

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

That's how you're supposed to eat them! And wally gherkins and pickled eggs .....walnuts too ?"

I've never tried pickled walnuts

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

Fingers or fork ?

Fingers, obvs!

Not sure if im disgusted or turned on

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Granny!!!

It's nice

Like just spoonfuls of it? On its own?

yeah

Are you up the duff?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You don't make your own mayonnaise!? For shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

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filthy I can't beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

I like to drink pickled onion vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, that's depraved, but it's still only one thing. The thread title is clearly plural, sooo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you pregnant?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must admit (with great shame and ignominy) that I sometimes lick the lid of salad cream bottles to clean away runs - but not in public obviously; that would be classless and serve as a gargantuan social faux pas.....and would probably result in a custodial sentence for gross indecency

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By *rs WhiteCouple
over a year ago

South

Bet it's nice and creamy!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh stop it.... .you've eaten worse.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny!!!

It's nice

Like just spoonfuls of it? On its own?

yeah

Are you up the duff?!

Yeah .... it's Hugh Heffners. I'm such a bunny.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

I like to drink pickled onion vinegar

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... is yummy on chip shop chips to

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You don't make your own mayonnaise!? For shame."

Cough ..... What makes you think my name isn't Hellman ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyway, that's depraved, but it's still only one thing. The thread title is clearly plural, sooo....."

The spoon is dirty.......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?"

No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?

No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!

Where've you been top hat on tit ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?

No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!

Where've you been top hat on tit ?"

If I said on a desert island with a group of cowboys in chaps would you believe me?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?

No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!

Where've you been top hat on tit ?

If I said on a desert island with a group of cowboys in chaps would you believe me?

Of course !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

I like to drink pickled onion vinegar

Supposed to be very good for you.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I've eaten After Eights at 19:58, my depravity knows no bounds.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

More of a peanut butter straight from the massive tub kind of girl myself

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've been eating Hellmans from the jar......

Revolting!

Didn't they have Hellman's in prison ?

No! They have that fucking supermarket own brand shite! It’s a disgrace to waste taxpayers money in such a way!

Where've you been top hat on tit ?

If I said on a desert island with a group of cowboys in chaps would you believe me?

Of course !"

Well that’s where I’ve been!

*hides prison tatts*

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I love eating Branston from the jar with a teaspoon until my tongue shrivels up and i need water (usually at the half jar point) and im not even ashamed

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"I eat pickled onions straight from the jar

I like to drink pickled onion vinegar

Supposed to be very good for you. "

Ooo Gherkin vinegar is the best!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I love eating Branston from the jar with a teaspoon until my tongue shrivels up and i need water (usually at the half jar point) and im not even ashamed

That is also revolting!

I feel quite normal compared to you lot of deviants! Carry on!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've eaten After Eights at 19:58, my depravity knows no bounds."

I heard that in a missing passage from Paradise Lost, Dante recounts a special place in Hell for such deplorable conduct

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've eaten After Eights at 19:58, my depravity knows no bounds."

After Eights are really good frozen!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"I love eating Branston from the jar with a teaspoon until my tongue shrivels up and i need water (usually at the half jar point) and im not even ashamed

That is also revolting!

I feel quite normal compared to you lot of deviants! Carry on!

Kinky See, Kinky Do

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