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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga, happy Friday Eve. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursday nights. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Noooooooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

Well it's only us so far. What mischief can we manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening all, hope you're all well. So close to the weekend...I'm hoping to have an offer in on a house by the end of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooo!"

Must try harder. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

Well it's only us so far. What mischief can we manage?

What you got in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooo!"

Awwww Smelly Meli. You can have the second prize of a snog and a cheeky wee grope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening I’ve not posted in one of these threads before. Hope you don’t mind me perving I mean nosing around

Ms B

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

Well it's only us so far. What mischief can we manage?

What you got in mind?"

We steal Meli and RAVISH her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all, hope you're all well. So close to the weekend...I'm hoping to have an offer in on a house by the end of it. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Crimson. How exciting, good luck.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooo!

Must try harder. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.

Pfft, there's no point now. This is one of the few threads I contribute to now and I need to be first response.

*flounces off in a huff*

(Good evening Pri!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smelly Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly Meli."

Shush! I'm waiting for her to notice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening I’ve not posted in one of these threads before. Hope you don’t mind me perving I mean nosing around

Ms B "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms B. Nose, perv, join in, share whatever is in your brainbox. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

Well it's only us so far. What mischief can we manage?

What you got in mind?

We steal Meli and RAVISH her. "

This is a plan I can get behind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooo!

Must try harder. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.

Pfft, there's no point now. This is one of the few threads I contribute to now and I need to be first response.

*flounces off in a huff*

(Good evening Pri!)"

Don't flounce off too far, there's a ravishing coming your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how’s your Friday eve been? I’m just sitting down with a cup of tea and looking for something to watch on tv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening I’ve not posted in one of these threads before. Hope you don’t mind me perving I mean nosing around

Ms B

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms B. Nose, perv, join in, share whatever is in your brainbox. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface"

Thanks

. Well I’ve got a recruitment day to attend on Saturday for a new Mum and baby unit opening local to me, I’m a midwife in a former life and passionate about mental health it’s the ideal scenario for me wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

Well it's only us so far. What mischief can we manage?

What you got in mind?

We steal Meli and RAVISH her.

This is a plan I can get behind."

Get behind me! I shall go in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alreet Jim. Evening night owls.

I have a predicament. I’m suffering with a very bloody sore perforated eardrum. Yet I’m hornier than a rabbit on easter morning. Life ain’t easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your Friday eve been? I’m just sitting down with a cup of tea and looking for something to watch on tv x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a funny old evening. I'm recording The Americans later, I don't know what else is on. How are things with you? Is your daughter better? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening I’ve not posted in one of these threads before. Hope you don’t mind me perving I mean nosing around

Ms B

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms B. Nose, perv, join in, share whatever is in your brainbox. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

Thanks

You're welcome. We need people like you when it comes to mental health. Fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here

*Ticks the nocturnal register* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nymph. Congratulations, you're the first.

Well it's only us so far. What mischief can we manage?

What you got in mind?

We steal Meli and RAVISH her.

This is a plan I can get behind.

Get behind me! I shall go in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim. Evening night owls.

I have a predicament. I’m suffering with a very bloody sore perforated eardrum. Yet I’m hornier than a rabbit on easter morning. Life ain’t easy! "

Ouch get well soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim. Evening night owls.

I have a predicament. I’m suffering with a very bloody sore perforated eardrum. Yet I’m hornier than a rabbit on easter morning. Life ain’t easy! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MAG. That really is a predicament! Start a lady wank, see how it goes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Hine, in your person cave. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your Friday eve been? I’m just sitting down with a cup of tea and looking for something to watch on tv x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a funny old evening. I'm recording The Americans later, I don't know what else is on. How are things with you? Is your daughter better? x"

Ah, I’ve seen some of that but haven’t watched it lately. I’m looking but not finding anything much. I’m good thanks, and yes she’s much better thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim. Evening night owls.

I have a predicament. I’m suffering with a very bloody sore perforated eardrum. Yet I’m hornier than a rabbit on easter morning. Life ain’t easy!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MAG. That really is a predicament! Start a lady wank, see how it goes."

Thanks Boson. I’m a drama queen. I’ll survive. Probably.

And Jim - Lady wank has been completed more than once. It’s that Shane from Boyzone in that CBB. He’s a handsome devil. I need an actual man with an actual willy!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim, all snuggled up as usual, timer set

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, I've got ma hands full here. I'm looking after ma mate's Boxer for a couple of days while he goes to see his mum in London. It's bloody mental

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your Friday eve been? I’m just sitting down with a cup of tea and looking for something to watch on tv x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a funny old evening. I'm recording The Americans later, I don't know what else is on. How are things with you? Is your daughter better? x

Ah, I’ve seen some of that but haven’t watched it lately. I’m looking but not finding anything much. I’m good thanks, and yes she’s much better thank you x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

Relaxing after a splendid pooch filled day here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I've got ma hands full here. I'm looking after ma mate's Boxer for a couple of days while he goes to see his mum in London. It's bloody mental

If that boxer is Anthony Joshua I’ll look after him for you

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*turns up late*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And Jim - Lady wank has been completed more than once. It’s that Shane from Boyzone in that CBB. He’s a handsome devil. I need an actual man with an actual willy! "

Don't we all.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am laughing at my cat sat watching other cats on the telly. Last week she got on the telly stand and tried to follow a snow leopard when it walked out of shot. This time she is sat on the floor staring at a tiger.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight? Has it been a good week for you?

I'd a follow up appt for my back at local hospital Physio yesterday. Did not go well & referred back to GP. Am now awaiting MRI Scan on lower back as I haven't got well in usual timescales.

All because of a fall on ice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, all snuggled up as usual, timer set

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Lovely! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I've got ma hands full here. I'm looking after ma mate's Boxer for a couple of days while he goes to see his mum in London. It's bloody mental

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're an ace mate. You can train the dog to behave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Relaxing after a splendid pooch filled day here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. You and Ace. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*turns up late*

What time do you call this? Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DirtyGirl. Smileyface Smileyface

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a cats and dogs special tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goodnight "

Na night, Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking in.

Checking out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am laughing at my cat sat watching other cats on the telly. Last week she got on the telly stand and tried to follow a snow leopard when it walked out of shot. This time she is sat on the floor staring at a tiger."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. Please tell me you filmed this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

I’m being educated about oven bottoms

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. Please tell me you filmed this."

I tried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight? Has it been a good week for you?

I'd a follow up appt for my back at local hospital Physio yesterday. Did not go well & referred back to GP. Am now awaiting MRI Scan on lower back as I haven't got well in usual timescales.

All because of a fall on ice!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. I can't complain about tonight, or my week. Blimey that's not great. Are you still sleeping in a chair?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening Jim, my muffin seems to have caused confusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checking in.

Checking out."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

I’m being educated about oven bottoms

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. One day you'll be able to educate someone like me about oven bottoms. It's the circle of kitchens, or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here...watching Cowboys and Aliens..

Things are getting desperate lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. Please tell me you filmed this.

I tried."

I do miss my cats, and their telly responses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, my muffin seems to have caused confusion

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. That sounds like a mighty muffin you got there.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well?"
good and bad, had a heart attack 2 weeks ago, 2 stints getting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well? good and bad, had a heart attack 2 weeks ago, 2 stints getting better

Wow..best wishes with your recovery..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am here...watching Cowboys and Aliens..

Things are getting desperate lol..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Phun. And you're here, flipping heck. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Things can only get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And Jim - Lady wank has been completed more than once. It’s that Shane from Boyzone in that CBB. He’s a handsome devil. I need an actual man with an actual willy!

Don't we all."

Plan B. Gonna watch Velvet Goldmine and have a wank over Ewan McGregor covered in baby oil and glitter. It helps that he’s shaking his willy about. Phwoar

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well? good and bad, had a heart attack 2 weeks ago, 2 stints getting better

Wow..best wishes with your recovery..

"
thanks, your body will definitely tell you something is wrong, dont ignore it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well? good and bad, had a heart attack 2 weeks ago, 2 stints getting better

And you're still with us, and fabbing. In that case I'm even more pleased to see you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreet Jim, I've got ma hands full here. I'm looking after ma mate's Boxer for a couple of days while he goes to see his mum in London. It's bloody mental

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're an ace mate. You can train the dog to behave."

All he wants is a bit of fuss. He's 4 yrs old and missing his dad already (I've had him since 3 o'clock). At least he doesn't bark, just wants to sit on ma lap and lick ma nose which makes typing on ma keyboard somewhat of a challenge!

Last year when I had him, I let him sleep on ma bed, but I had to get in the opposite side as he was asleep on ma pillow

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well? good and bad, had a heart attack 2 weeks ago, 2 stints getting better

And you're still with us, and fabbing. In that case I'm even more pleased to see you. "
guess I'm on the mend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Jim...they already have...the adverts are on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And Jim - Lady wank has been completed more than once. It’s that Shane from Boyzone in that CBB. He’s a handsome devil. I need an actual man with an actual willy!

Don't we all.

Plan B. Gonna watch Velvet Goldmine and have a wank over Ewan McGregor covered in baby oil and glitter. It helps that he’s shaking his willy about. Phwoar "

Another wank! Whatta girl.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight? Has it been a good week for you?

I'd a follow up appt for my back at local hospital Physio yesterday. Did not go well & referred back to GP. Am now awaiting MRI Scan on lower back as I haven't got well in usual timescales.

All because of a fall on ice!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. I can't complain about tonight, or my week. Blimey that's not great. Are you still sleeping in a chair?"

No longer sleeping in a chair, thank God! Most uncomfortable part in whole situation. Most of my back issues have cleared up but it is the residual pain in one small area that's not receding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I've got ma hands full here. I'm looking after ma mate's Boxer for a couple of days while he goes to see his mum in London. It's bloody mental

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're an ace mate. You can train the dog to behave.

Last year when I had him, I let him sleep on ma bed, but I had to get in the opposite side as he was asleep on ma pillow

Aw, he sounds lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Bill! Long time no see, not as long as DirtyGirl, but still. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Are you well? good and bad, had a heart attack 2 weeks ago, 2 stints getting better

And you're still with us, and fabbing. In that case I'm even more pleased to see you. guess I'm on the mend

Keep on mending.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Jim...they already have...the adverts are on..

What you gonna buy?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim!

How are you tonight? Has it been a good week for you?

I'd a follow up appt for my back at local hospital Physio yesterday. Did not go well & referred back to GP. Am now awaiting MRI Scan on lower back as I haven't got well in usual timescales.

All because of a fall on ice!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. I can't complain about tonight, or my week. Blimey that's not great. Are you still sleeping in a chair?

No longer sleeping in a chair, thank God! Most uncomfortable part in whole situation. Most of my back issues have cleared up but it is the residual pain in one small area that's not receding!"

How frustrating.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Evening Jim, my muffin seems to have caused confusion

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. That sounds like a mighty muffin you got there."

That’s what Swing says

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, my muffin seems to have caused confusion

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. That sounds like a mighty muffin you got there.

That’s what Swing says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening there Jim . I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening there Jim . I'm in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. I think I'm in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening there Jim . I'm in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. I think I'm in too.

Squeeze up then, let's get comfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening there Jim . I'm in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. I think I'm in too.

Squeeze up then, let's get comfy

Hop on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Jim...they already have...the adverts are on..

What you gonna buy?!"

Hmmm good question...Tenna men could be handy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im touching myself, staring deeply into the photos of EJ's eyes. I can't wait to until I jizz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Jim...they already have...the adverts are on..

What you gonna buy?!

Hmmm good question...Tenna men could be handy..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im touching myself, staring deeply into the photos of EJ's eyes. I can't wait to until I jizz."

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim! Are you still sleeping in a chair?

No longer sleeping in a chair, thank God! Most uncomfortable part in whole situation. Most of my back issues have cleared up but it is the residual pain in one small area that's not receding!

How frustrating."

Sorry, had to leave to deal with guests.

Frustrating isn't half of it! Cannot sit in a chair for more than 30 mins at a time. I walk more than I sit during a night shift. Manage to sleep ok but 5-6 hrs max at any one time.

Going thru Voltarol and Heat Patches in industrial quantities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, just come in from work, sat with a nice cuppa, contemplating fab....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeeeevening Jim! Are you still sleeping in a chair?

No longer sleeping in a chair, thank God! Most uncomfortable part in whole situation. Most of my back issues have cleared up but it is the residual pain in one small area that's not receding!

How frustrating.

Sorry, had to leave to deal with guests.

Frustrating isn't half of it! Cannot sit in a chair for more than 30 mins at a time. I walk more than I sit during a night shift. Manage to sleep ok but 5-6 hrs max at any one time.

Going thru Voltarol and Heat Patches in industrial quantities!"

At least your burning calories.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening, just come in from work, sat with a nice cuppa, contemplating fab...."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stanley. Get yourself a biscuit, one of the good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, how you doin’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo, how you doin’"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. Really well, Lib's knocking one out to me. Not sure what that says about the vaj pics he received. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening, just come in from work, sat with a nice cuppa, contemplating fab....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stanley. Get yourself a biscuit, one of the good ones."

Funny you should say that, been handling biscuits all day lol...

Anyone for a biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I need distraction chat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim... Need to wind down for the day now.

Anyone got a lump hammer??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo, how you doin’

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. Really well, Lib's knocking one out to me. Not sure what that says about the vaj pics he received. How are you?

I was okay until that vision ^^ is now in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw I’m liking your new profile pic..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laura. Does anyone answer the phone to heavy breathers these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

And your specialist subject..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim... Need to wind down for the day now.

Anyone got a lump hammer??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coquette. There's biscuits.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Smelly Meli.

Shush! I'm waiting for her to notice. "

I've noticed - I'm just a bit slow at responding at times. But I'm here now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo, how you doin’

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. Really well, Lib's knocking one out to me. Not sure what that says about the vaj pics he received. How are you?

I was okay until that vision ^^ is now in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Btw I’m liking your new profile pic..

Thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laura. Does anyone answer the phone to heavy breathers these days?

Shall I call you and see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smelly Meli.

Shush! I'm waiting for her to notice.

I've noticed - I'm just a bit slow at responding at times. But I'm here now."

I purposely didn't respond to Nymph's comment. Are you here for the ravishing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

And your specialist subject..? "

Currently where I want male ejaculate on my body, and how I will be orgasm torturing three beautiful women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo, how you doin’

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. Really well, Lib's knocking one out to me. Not sure what that says about the vaj pics he received. How are you?

I was okay until that vision ^^ is now in my head

Pffft, I can hear you rubbing one out from here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laura. Does anyone answer the phone to heavy breathers these days?

Shall I call you and see?"

Yeah, but not now. Catch me off guard I'll enjoy it more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laura. Does anyone answer the phone to heavy breathers these days?

Shall I call you and see?

Yeah, but not now. Catch me off guard I'll enjoy it more."

Ok.

*lulls you into a false of security, then calls you.....then realises your shitphone is not turned on*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's orgasm torture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's orgasm torture?"

I’ll show you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo, how you doin’

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. Really well, Lib's knocking one out to me. Not sure what that says about the vaj pics he received. How are you?

I was okay until that vision ^^ is now in my head

Pffft, I can hear you rubbing one out from here."

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi Jim how are you ? Mis nearly Friday !! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laura. Does anyone answer the phone to heavy breathers these days?

Shall I call you and see?

Yeah, but not now. Catch me off guard I'll enjoy it more.

Ok.

*lulls you into a false of security, then calls you.....then realises your shitphone is not turned on*

My phone isn't shit, it's basic. It's on, but in my room. I'm on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

And your specialist subject..?

Currently where I want male ejaculate on my body, and how I will be orgasm torturing three beautiful women. "

But you only have 2 hands..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's orgasm torture?

I’ll show you."

How intriguing.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Hi, You gorgeous bunch of misfits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, You gorgeous bunch of misfits x"

How rude and so true..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim how are you ? Mis nearly Friday !! Xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BB. I'm alive and well. You can't ask for much more than that in broken Brexit Britain. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am BACK. From outer space.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Hi, You gorgeous bunch of misfits x

How rude and so true..

...... Factually correct

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Smelly Meli.

Shush! I'm waiting for her to notice.

I've noticed - I'm just a bit slow at responding at times. But I'm here now.

I purposely didn't respond to Nymph's comment. Are you here for the ravishing?"

Yeah but I think we'll have to reschedule ravishment for tomorrow night now - it's a bit late and no one likes a lacklustre ravish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, You gorgeous bunch of misfits x"

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueWonder. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I need distraction chat x

And your specialist subject..?

Currently where I want male ejaculate on my body, and how I will be orgasm torturing three beautiful women.

But you only have 2 hands..?

I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space. "

We've all gayned.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Hi, You gorgeous bunch of misfits x

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueWonder. Smileyface"

Eeeeevning Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned."

Gay Ned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smelly Meli.

Shush! I'm waiting for her to notice.

I've noticed - I'm just a bit slow at responding at times. But I'm here now.

I purposely didn't respond to Nymph's comment. Are you here for the ravishing?

Yeah but I think we'll have to reschedule ravishment for tomorrow night now - it's a bit late and no one likes a lacklustre ravish."

If you're gonna do it, do it properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly Meli.

Shush! I'm waiting for her to notice.

I've noticed - I'm just a bit slow at responding at times. But I'm here now.

I purposely didn't respond to Nymph's comment. Are you here for the ravishing?

Yeah but I think we'll have to reschedule ravishment for tomorrow night now - it's a bit late and no one likes a lacklustre ravish."

My ravishment is never lacklustre dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned? "

I'm saving myself for Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, You gorgeous bunch of misfits x

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueWonder. Smileyface

Eeeeevning Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned?

I'm saving myself for Lib."

Aren't we all.

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Nice soak in the bath before bed! Mrs is already asleep, as she's got a busy day tomorrow.

Mr A xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James!!!

How are you doin? I feel absolutely horrible and can't sleep because I keep sneezing myself awake. Any advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned?

I'm saving myself for Lib.

Aren't we all. "

I’m not. I’m soiled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice soak in the bath before bed! Mrs is already asleep, as she's got a busy day tomorrow.

Mr A xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr A. Splish splash enjoy your nice bath.

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hi Jim how are you ? Mis nearly Friday !! Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BB. I'm alive and well. You can't ask for much more than that in broken Brexit Britain. How are you? x"
yes to nights no tread! The British voted out ! Any way let's forget it , for now ! As I am not broken ! Xxx

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Nice soak in the bath before bed! Mrs is already asleep, as she's got a busy day tomorrow.

Mr A xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr A. Splish splash enjoy your nice bath."

I most certainly am doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned?

I'm saving myself for Lib.

Aren't we all.

I’m not. I’m soiled.

I bet you are, you filthy bitch.

*said in a Daniel Cleaver way*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned?

I'm saving myself for Lib.

Aren't we all.

I’m not. I’m soiled.

I bet you are, you filthy bitch.

*said in a Daniel Cleaver way*"

Nods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"James!!!

How are you doin? I feel absolutely horrible and can't sleep because I keep sneezing myself awake. Any advice?

Courtney, you snotty sauce pot. Yeah, stop sneezing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James!!!

How are you doin? I feel absolutely horrible and can't sleep because I keep sneezing myself awake. Any advice?

Courtney, you snotty sauce pot. Yeah, stop sneezing."

Oh, right! Yeah. Forgot I could do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned?

I'm saving myself for Lib.

Aren't we all.

I’m not. I’m soiled.

Just the orgasm torture to do now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim how are you ? Mis nearly Friday !! Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BB. I'm alive and well. You can't ask for much more than that in broken Brexit Britain. How are you? x yes to nights no tread! The British voted out ! Any way let's forget it , for now ! As I am not broken ! Xxx"

Let's forget about everything! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"James!!!

How are you doin? I feel absolutely horrible and can't sleep because I keep sneezing myself awake. Any advice?

Courtney, you snotty sauce pot. Yeah, stop sneezing.

Oh, right! Yeah. Forgot I could do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am BACK. From outer space.

We've all gayned.

Gay Ned?

I'm saving myself for Lib.

Aren't we all.

I’m not. I’m soiled.

I bet you are, you filthy bitch.

*said in a Daniel Cleaver way*

Nods."

*mwaaaaaahhhhhhhhh*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah, Bridget Jones, that's why I had to Google, Daniel Cleaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, Bridget Jones, that's why I had to Google, Daniel Cleaver."

So uncultured Jim.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm leaving you beautiful people to carry on.

I need some zzzz's

Night everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, Bridget Jones, that's why I had to Google, Daniel Cleaver.

So uncultured Jim. "

*Nods*

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Ah, Bridget Jones, that's why I had to Google, Daniel Cleaver."

I have a usless piece of Bridget Jones trivia.. But I shall save it for another time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm leaving you beautiful people to carry on.

I need some zzzz's

Night everyone x"

Na night.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I'm leaving you beautiful people to carry on.

I need some zzzz's

Night everyone x

Na night."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, Bridget Jones, that's why I had to Google, Daniel Cleaver.

I have a usless piece of Bridget Jones trivia.. But I shall save it for another time

There is no such thing as useless Bridget Jones trivia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, Bridget Jones, that's why I had to Google, Daniel Cleaver.

I have a usless piece of Bridget Jones trivia.. But I shall save it for another time

I can't wait! I'll hold you to that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some big big nocturnal love to, Honey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm flagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm flagging. "

Chequered?

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m here thinking. How comes I’m not horny tonight?

Is there something wrong with me? Is this what middle age is? Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm flagging.

Chequered?"

Yes, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm flagging.

Chequered?

Yes, mate."

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Night all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m here thinking. How comes I’m not horny tonight?

Is there something wrong with me? Is this what middle age is? Etc etc"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SM. Could be anything. See how you feel in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night all! "

Na night, sweet dreams.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Dear OP!

Advice please and stop flagging for a moment..... ERECT????? jim????

Do I pay a fiver and get the opportunity to see the 3 people who have viewed me in the past month???

Paying a fiver will also allow me to change my username back (Blame Mistr... ......trix)

Yours.... The member formerly known as Feliz Nelson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear OP!

Advice please and stop flagging for a moment..... ERECT????? jim????

Do I pay a fiver and get the opportunity to see the 3 people who have viewed me in the past month???

Paying a fiver will also allow me to change my username back (Blame Mistr... ......trix)

Yours.... The member formerly known as Feliz Nelson"

I'm still up. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Do it!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Dear OP!

Advice please and stop flagging for a moment..... ERECT????? jim????

Do I pay a fiver and get the opportunity to see the 3 people who have viewed me in the past month???

Paying a fiver will also allow me to change my username back (Blame Mistr... ......trix)

Yours.... The member formerly known as Feliz Nelson

I'm still up. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Do it!"

It could be a liberating experience!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear OP!

Advice please and stop flagging for a moment..... ERECT????? jim????

Do I pay a fiver and get the opportunity to see the 3 people who have viewed me in the past month???

Paying a fiver will also allow me to change my username back (Blame Mistr... ......trix)

Yours.... The member formerly known as Feliz Nelson

I'm still up. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Do it!

It could be a liberating experience!!!!"

I did it for the first time in all my years on Fab, last month. It makes for a different using experience. And I thought I should give Fab a few quid.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Dear OP!

Advice please and stop flagging for a moment..... ERECT????? jim????

Do I pay a fiver and get the opportunity to see the 3 people who have viewed me in the past month???

Paying a fiver will also allow me to change my username back (Blame Mistr... ......trix)

Yours.... The member formerly known as Feliz Nelson

I'm still up. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Do it!

It could be a liberating experience!!!!

I did it for the first time in all my years on Fab, last month. It makes for a different using experience. And I thought I should give Fab a few quid."

I agree, just have to try and remember my password to get my old username back

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good morning Jim..the birds are singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear OP!

Advice please and stop flagging for a moment..... ERECT????? jim????

Do I pay a fiver and get the opportunity to see the 3 people who have viewed me in the past month???

Paying a fiver will also allow me to change my username back (Blame Mistr... ......trix)

Yours.... The member formerly known as Feliz Nelson

I'm still up. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Do it!

It could be a liberating experience!!!!

I did it for the first time in all my years on Fab, last month. It makes for a different using experience. And I thought I should give Fab a few quid.

I agree, just have to try and remember my password to get my old username back"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning Jim..the birds are singing

Howdy Rowdy.

The Birds - Mister Tambourine Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up campers, happy Friday x

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By *iSexGeordieMan
over a year ago

North Shields

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello, Merci. Hello, BSG. Smileyface Smileyface

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