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By *atEvolution OP   Couple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said ” you remind me of my little toe” she said ” is that because I’m small and cute ” I replied ” no because I’ll probably end up banging you on the coffee table”

Your turn . . .

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A man walks into a pub with a flamingo and a cat.

The man orders a round of drinks for them.

He then orders another and another.

Eventually the barman asks why he is the only one paying.

He explains, a genie came to him in the night and gave him one wish.

The barman asks what did you wish for?

The man replies, I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

New Swingers edition Cluedo - everyone did it, in all the rooms

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By * SCARED x STIFF xCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

I thoroughly recommend having sex while camping

It's fucking intents

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Why was the football pitch triangular?

Because one of the players took a corner!

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

A hydrogen atom walks into a bar.

He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’

The bartender says, ‘Are you sure?’

The atom says, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

....I'll get mi coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hydrogen atom walks into a bar.

He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’

The bartender says, ‘Are you sure?’

The atom says, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

....I'll get mi coat."

Ion laughing at that one!

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