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What am I doing wrong (part 523)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

"

Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a more direct approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone! "

Gets boring after a while, doesn't it.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Well there's the schoolboy error. Try Waitrose instead of Asda.

Classy birds on here ya knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more words in your post than on your profile. Don’t you realise it’s your shop window

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Have some patience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the wrong website ?!!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Have you used enough 'Sydney Uni' type of disclainers?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!

Gets boring after a while, doesn't it."

Um....no!

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By *iSexGeordieMan
over a year ago

North Shields

I wish this forum would allow the posting of .gif images sometimes to help us along our way to comedy gold :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a truck?

And a few degenerate mates?

Rustle up a mini box of Pringles and a few tins and start msging ladies at 4am to join you

It works especially well if there is a howling gale outside and you ask them to dress to impress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!

Gets boring after a while, doesn't it.

Um....no! "

You're supposed to say yes. Then he comes back with, I'll show you ladies what muscley men can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a truck?

And a few degenerate mates?

Rustle up a mini box of Pringles and a few tins and start msging ladies at 4am to join you

It works especially well if there is a howling gale outside and you ask them to dress to impress"

Stop giving away trade secrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've missed out the 50 moods of cock pics on your profile: happy cock, sad cock, shy cock, proud cock, sneezy cock (v popular), belligerent cock, etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a truck?

And a few degenerate mates?

Rustle up a mini box of Pringles and a few tins and start msging ladies at 4am to join you

It works especially well if there is a howling gale outside and you ask them to dress to impress"

Genius. Basque and wellies.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

"

Jeez!!!! It should be obvious what you are doing wrong.

Sky remote, sky remote, sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

"

I have no idea! They must all be blind and a little thick in your area OP. You sound like you should be having pussy every night with your approach

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It’s just no use; I’ve tried sending women cock pics and photos of my arse cheeks spread wide, I’ve sent them additional messages asking if they fancy a fuck and even taken the time to compose meticulously graphic and highly erotic stories relating to how I’d love to thumb blast their poo chutes in the romantic setting of an Asda toilet but STILL I can’t get a response! What am I doing wrong?!

Stop going to the gym, women don't like to see muscle tone!

Gets boring after a while, doesn't it.

Um....no!

You're supposed to say yes. Then he comes back with, I'll show you ladies what muscley men can do "

Damn I lost my script!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Where’s the pic of your cock up against a remote / beer can / deodorant can? Schoolboy error!!

And maybe the Asda is too upmarket? Have you tried an Aldi carpark round the back by the bins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need your brows waxing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did fab all their pics didn't you?

Send a friend request before a message?

Verified them as "jenuin" so they are obliged to reciprocate?

Publically posted on forums that everyone should stay away from her or treat them right? The laydees will feel all protected by your alphaness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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