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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All in good nature of course. Keep it lighthearted peeps!

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By *iSexGeordieMan
over a year ago

North Shields

You wicked hob goblin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Says he’s a Geordie, but really a Mackem!

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

There I've got that one out of the way!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oooo you scoundrel you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone find the black and white filter recently ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean like most threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck off.

(perhaps a bit early for this strength)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's a coincidence that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I don't think it's a coincidence that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U."

I’m thinking of something of mine that ends in U too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bedford? I’d rather bed a Ford than Adam!

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

From the same source:

I blow my nose at you

and

I fart in your general direction.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Red sausage boy

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By *iSexGeordieMan
over a year ago

North Shields

"Says he’s a Geordie, but really a Mackem!

Ooooft that's a low blow hahahaha

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you tie a bone round your neck you might just get the dogs to play with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had a second brain it would be lonely!

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

I am not into hardrsport but I'd galdy shit on you !

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Would you mind if I asked to see it? Someone said you had the brains of a rocking horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sad, !!! No trees left to cut down on the Island.

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

If you had just one more brain cell you make a synapse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lazor lips your mamma was a snow blower

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Having looked at the pics on your profile, we can only surmise that you were such an ugly child, your mother must have had to feed you with a catapult.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I hate the way someone’s cum over your panties in an irregular pattern. Like come on have you no respect for your panties. I’m ashamed to have even looked at the photos

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

You should seriously complain about your dr for his pelvic exam technique!

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Did anyone else just hear that duckfart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone else just hear that duckfart?"

You dirty old bastard. Bet you love to watch a young woman being fucked by a man like yourself old enough to be your gran daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone else just hear that duckfart?

You dirty old bastard. Bet you love to watch a young woman being fucked by a man like yourself old enough to be your gran daughter "

I'm good nature!!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Sorry i cant get it up...put your clothes back on and lets try lol xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry i cant get it up...put your clothes back on and lets try lol xc"

Couldn't be bothered to write a decent profile so needed all the warning jargon!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

"Sorry i cant get it up...put your clothes back on and lets try lol xc

Couldn't be bothered to write a decent profile so needed all the warning jargon!

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

There I've got that one out of the way!

And i fart in your general direction! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you ^^ were born they didn’t slap you, they slapped your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait.

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By *iSexGeordieMan
over a year ago

North Shields

You’re such a cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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By *ll about uMan
over a year ago

near you

"You're as useless as a knitted condom."
have your tits had an argument x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're as useless as a knitted condom."

Look at me. I fuck young men for a living. Whore !@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

My hair is always on my face as I have so much cum all over it where i am a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Because we couldn't pm you I just like to say I hope you don't take what I say the wrong way x

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait."

Not in the spirit of the thread but that is fecking awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait.

Not in the spirit of the thread but that is fecking awesome!"

What's the spirit of the thread?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bum and wait.

Not in the spirit of the thread but that is fecking awesome!

What's the spirit of the thread? "

To playfully abuse the poster above. Which I wasn't doing. I was giving you props

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a pieman he obviously isn’t eating his own pies

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"For a pieman he obviously isn’t eating his own pies"

Awful taste in shoes

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

You want the pies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t like pink

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You don’t like pink "

Hides dogs in photos

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Flat chested

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Flat chested "

Is really a man called George

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