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By *irtyduck OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Never and I mean never cook a meal involving fresh chilies and later settle down to a good wank....................................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eyes are watering at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im laughing

You should always wash your hands,especially where chillies are involved!

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By *irtyduck OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough

i bloody well did........omg it hurts sob!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ozzy must have prepared the onions for your meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never and I mean never cook a meal involving fresh chilies and later settle down to a good wank.................................... "

Did you not give your hands a good wash? I hope your meal didn't taste.........cheesy

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By *irtyduck OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Green Thai chicken curry with a tomato, coconut and cucumber salad and all home made from scratch. So good but forgot about the chilli!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That means you cooked and never washed your hands during or after prep or before serving......

Yak....

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By *irtyduck OP   Man
over a year ago

peterborough

so wrong. I take kitchen hygiene very seriously......its just that the chilli does linger despite scrubbing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dirty by name dirty by ........

Top tip for you dirty ....... wear those thin latex gloves when prepping onion or chilli ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They are pretty good for a wank too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another top tip for you dirty......never play with ur girlfriend/wife straight after eating a kebab, especially one that has chilli sauce on it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife used deep heat once then had an itch in her lady's area. Oops let's say she got warm for all the wrong reasons.

Lesson learnt deep heat stays on your fingers even after washing you hands

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