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"My name is Rubi and I'm a flirtaholic. Do you ever feel in a really flirty mood but then there is no-one to flirt with?!? What do you do? Can you self flirt? I could leave some flirty messages but then what if they're picked up later and my mood has gone?! Ok. This group is open to all. Lets get it all out in the open. Flirt to your heart's content. Give it your best go. Cheesey lines and overtly sexual suggestions are welcome here! " It all starts with the eyes | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x "Pssst... Got any tea? | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting I'd rather arm wrestle! " lets arm wrestle lol | |||
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"I’m new and don’t know how to flirt on here. *licks finger, rubs it on the OPs blouse* Hey, pet, let me help you out of those wet clothes
No? " | |||
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"The thing with flirting is that it’s nice. It’s good to have a naughty giggle and banter. However lately I don’t really fancy taking it any further. As ever, open to someone to prove me wrong. Yours flirtily, Mac" I think you just set a challenge there! | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting I'd rather arm wrestle! " I once got told I was quite an aggressive flirter. I think arm wrestling counts!  | |||
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"I’m new and don’t know how to flirt on here. *licks finger, rubs it on the OPs blouse* Hey, pet, let me help you out of those wet clothes
No? " | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x" Is there a menu to choose from? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk? "Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting  | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx" My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting "FFS ok... Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled) | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting I'd rather arm wrestle! I once got told I was quite an aggressive flirter. I think arm wrestling counts! "you can wrest me if you like. | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x Is there a menu to choose from?" Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea? "I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x" Not sea food please x Think that's a whole new level of flirting tbh x | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea?
I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x "I like it hot, steamy & wet x | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!!" Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x Not sea food please x i love mexican food Think that's a whole new level of flirting tbh x " | |||
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"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does "HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!! -see? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled) "Without the FFS | |||
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"I'm crap at flirting I'd rather arm wrestle! I once got told I was quite an aggressive flirter. I think arm wrestling counts! you can wrest me if you like. "Ok but let me win. Fun things happen if I get to pin you down | |||
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"My name is Rubi and I'm a flirtaholic. Do you ever feel in a really flirty mood but then there is no-one to flirt with?!? What do you do? Can you self flirt? I could leave some flirty messages but then what if they're picked up later and my mood has gone?! Ok. This group is open to all. Lets get it all out in the open. Flirt to your heart's content. Give it your best go. Cheesey lines and overtly sexual suggestions are welcome here! " Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x Is there a menu to choose from? Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine" Italian. I'm a pasta fiend | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
Without the FFS "Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me "Oops I just fell on it | |||
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" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it "Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! | |||
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"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes* That tends to be how you know I'm flirting. Or if I say I want to lick you. Rubi. I want to lick you. " Where? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
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Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
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"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes* That tends to be how you know I'm flirting. Or if I say I want to lick you. Rubi. I want to lick you. Where? "Everywhere | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me
Oops I just fell on it ". Oopppps. . Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx  | |||
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"Hello. I'm Danny x Can I lick you please? "of course you can x | |||
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"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes* That tends to be how you know I'm flirting. Or if I say I want to lick you. Rubi. I want to lick you. Where?
Everywhere "Can I reciprocate? | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me
Oops I just fell on it .
Oopppps. . Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx "Kiss my ass  | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
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Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
I'd love one "I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x Is there a menu to choose from? Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine Italian. I'm a pasta fiend "I make nice Italian food. ..bella bella | |||
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"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes* That tends to be how you know I'm flirting. Or if I say I want to lick you. Rubi. I want to lick you. Where?
Everywhere
Can I reciprocate?"I do hope you would. | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me
Oops I just fell on it .
Oopppps. . Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx
Kiss my ass "Slowly seductively perhaps a little baileys on the side and a nice bowl of penne with freshly grated Parma | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea?
I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x
I like it hot, steamy & wet x"Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
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Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
I'd love one
I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand "Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy. | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x Is there a menu to choose from? Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine Italian. I'm a pasta fiend
I make nice Italian food. ..bella bella"nutrimi e io sono tuo | |||
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"Oh yes I do enjoy a flirt *flips hair* *bat's lashes* That tends to be how you know I'm flirting. Or if I say I want to lick you. Rubi. I want to lick you. Where?
Everywhere
Can I reciprocate?
I do hope you would. "And nibble? | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me
Oops I just fell on it .
Oopppps. . Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx
Kiss my ass
Slowly seductively perhaps a little baileys on the side and a nice bowl of penne with freshly grated Parma "You know the way to my heart | |||
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"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does
HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!
-see?"Haha | |||
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"Close your eyes imagine a soft Irish accent whispering in your ear Girl I want to slide your pantie off slowly then run like hell with them. Yeaaaa new panties xxx My arse is bigger, they'll just fall down on you so ha!!! Well if I leave them on you would you fall down on me
Oops I just fell on it .
Oopppps. . Me so happy. And may I say you have the most rubylicious bottom. Well rounded smooth pert and totally kissable xxx
Kiss my ass
Slowly seductively perhaps a little baileys on the side and a nice bowl of penne with freshly grated Parma
You know the way to my heart "Flutter flutter swoon | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
Without the FFS
Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
I'd love one
I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand
Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy. "Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer. | |||
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" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it
Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! "You could give lessons to some seriously clueless guys on a fine art xx | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea?
I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x
I like it hot, steamy & wet x
Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x "A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy | |||
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" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it
Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! "Also, Who would be your co- flirtees?? | |||
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"Heres my feeble attempt...would love you to join us for a sexy naughty candle little dinner cooked by me...im a head chef...worlds your oyster...whats your favourite. ..x Is there a menu to choose from? Yes...whats your favourite dish or cuisine Italian. I'm a pasta fiend
I make nice Italian food. ..bella bella
nutrimi e io sono tuo
"Haha kellogs nutri bars xx | |||
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"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does
HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!
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Haha"He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer? | |||
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"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does
HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!
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Haha
He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer? "As I said , some guys need teaching Rubi | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
Without the FFS
Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
I'd love one
I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand
Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.
Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer. "And a little bite off the tip | |||
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" Ooh ooh flirting with Rubi . Sounds like a new reality show You should pitch it to Channel 4 Rubi !! I'd watch it
Yes! Me and my troupe of flirtesses bringing flirting to the masses! Also, Who would be your co- flirtees??"Oh there are so many to choose from!! | |||
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"Am about as much good as a dead parrot lol I don't even bother lol" You had me at hello | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up... "But winding each other up can be flirting | |||
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"Am about as much good as a dead parrot lol I don't even bother lol You had me at hello "Thanks | |||
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"I suck at flirting. I'm practically at the point of giving up trying and just saying "lovely face. Can I sit on it?"" I'm pretty sure that'll work | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
Without the FFS
Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
I'd love one
I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand
Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.
Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer.
And a little bite off the tip "No! you're supposed to gentle lick the tip first. You only consider biting after several more dunks | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up... "That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine! | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting"Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal | |||
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"Anyone fancy a dunk?
Only if you stop rolling those bloody eyes!! A smile is much more inviting
FFS ok...
Hello Rubidoux, how are you? Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session?
(see I smiled)
Without the FFS
Right... Hello Rubidoux, I'm Paul. Do you fancy a hot steamy dunking session
I'd love one
I must warn you, I like to take my time dunking - You know, dipping the tip in & out a few times beforehand
Oh of course, it's disappointing if you go too deep too fast and it goes all floppy.
Small shallow slow dunks _ I find that's optimum for keeping it hard longer.
And a little bite off the tip
No! you're supposed to gentle lick the tip first. You only consider biting after several more dunks "Oh sorry. Maybe you could teach me? Tell me what to do and let me know if I'm being good or naughty? | |||
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"Flirt? 
Slips out of the side door very quietly..."The doors are locked | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine! "I can definitely relate! | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal "You can brutalise me anytime you like | |||
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"Flirt?
Slips out of the side door very quietly...
The doors are locked "Hides in a dark corner  | |||
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"Flirt?
Slips out of the side door very quietly...
The doors are locked
Hides in a dark corner "There you go, playing all coy again  | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like"Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing | |||
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"Hello. I'm Danny x Can I lick you please? of course you can x"Yay x it worked
I'm in shock now | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine!
I can definitely relate! "Yeah, some people do definitely take the piss | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing "Will you be wearing knickers? | |||
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"Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x"
Nothing sure if I fit the bill but I can try x
Hello x | |||
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"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does
HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!
-see?
Haha
He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer? "Nope you couldn't. Even I being a notoriously bad spotter of subtle flirting wouldn't mistake that lol | |||
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"I’m just crap at flirting. Try! " Hey there. Come here often? | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers? "Man after my own heart | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
That's my usual go to with people I really fancy. I can flirt with others fine!
I can definitely relate!
Yeah, some people do definitely take the piss "What's with the rolling eyes? Cheeky | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart "I didn’t know you cared | |||
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"Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x
Nothing sure if I fit the bill but I can try x
Hello x "
You have angelic eyes. Your user name is very apt | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers? "Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared "You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care. Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission! | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit "Many cocks just flopped lmao | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit " Bridget Jones eat your heart out | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission! "You do make me laugh sometimes, even if you are a twat | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Granny ones. Nice and snug.... See? I told you I was shit
Many cocks just flopped lmao"Oh shit. I'm doing this all wrong  | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission! " Crestfallen | |||
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"Flirt?
Slips out of the side door very quietly...
The doors are locked
Hides in a dark corner "*turns all the lights on | |||
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"i don’t flirt and i’m not good at recognising anyone who does
HELLO. I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU!!!
-see?
Haha
He didn't reply. I don't think I could've made it clearer?
Nope you couldn't. Even I being a notoriously bad spotter of subtle flirting wouldn't mistake that lol" | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea?
I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x
I like it hot, steamy & wet x
Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x
A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy "Mmmm yes it does. Think you need to bring a few then let’s see what else we can do with them x | |||
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"Flirt?
Slips out of the side door very quietly...
The doors are locked
Hides in a dark corner
There you go, playing all coy again "I look better in the dark.... Or is that a blackout | |||
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"I’m just crap at flirting. Try! Hey there. Come here often? "All the time. I live here | |||
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"Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once "Good effort. Needs work. 5/10 | |||
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"If I could I would, but I can't so I won't" Get over here!! | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!
You do make me laugh sometimes, even if you are a twat "Glad to be of service | |||
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"If I could I would, but I can't so I won't Get over here!! "Make me!! | |||
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"I’m just crap at flirting. Try! Hey there. Come here often?
All the time. I live here "I like your boobies. | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!
Crestfallen "Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!
Crestfallen
Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you "They wouldn’t be on for long | |||
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"Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once "You maybe need to work on your flirting | |||
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"I don't think you can self flirt, however it can be fun when in conversations with others, especially if you can twists words around to make it more flirty. "Its my speciality | |||
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"Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever
Peach x"Hey you! I've missed your gorgeous face xxx | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea?
I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x
I like it hot, steamy & wet x
Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x
A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy
Mmmm yes it does. Think you need to bring a few then let’s see what else we can do with them x "I have 3 uses so far. I'll grab 3 ties, ones that don't need dry cleaning afterwards x | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!
Crestfallen
Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you
They wouldn’t be on for long"Ok you win this round
Till the next time! | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission!
Crestfallen
Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you
They wouldn’t be on for long"You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands.. | |||
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"Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever
Peach x
Hey you! I've missed your gorgeous face xxx"Had a bit of a break, now back fluttering my lashes all over the forums I missed all this shit n stuff
Peach x | |||
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"Am in fabswingers for over 3months never got laid not even once "Sympathy shag? Try flirting on here you’ll soon find interest. | |||
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"Hi I'm Josh...I love women who have a cute smile and eyes that i could stare into all night long..also like women who don't take themselves too serious and are fun to be around x
Nothing sure if I fit the bill but I can try x
Hello x
You have angelic eyes. Your user name is very apt "Flutters at you like that.
While blushing like that | |||
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"I hate when that happens, I’ve got my A game ready and no one is around.
So I’m in, flirt away x
Pssst... Got any tea?
I’m just putting the kettle on. Grab your keys and get it while it’s hot. I can boil the kettle again when you get here x
I like it hot, steamy & wet x
Describes me perfectly. Now shall we start with taking that tie off first x
A simple tie... so many uses...Blindfold, Cuffs...Certainly gets hot & steamy
Mmmm yes it does. Think you need to bring a few then let’s see what else we can do with them x
I have 3 uses so far. I'll grab 3 ties, ones that don't need dry cleaning afterwards x"3, ooo I think you need to show me exactly what you have in mind. And yes ones that are ok to put in the washer after as I’ve a feeling it’s going to get very messy x | |||
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"I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover "Damn | |||
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"I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover "Is there a pill similar to viagra for that? | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission! o
Crestfallen
Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you
They wouldn’t be on for long
You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands.. "Oh Picking your lock would be a pleasure;-) | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission! o
Crestfallen
Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you
They wouldn’t be on for long
You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands..
Oh Picking your lock would be a pleasure;-)"Pleasure It seems for both of us .... Oooh I'm getting the hand of this flirting lark | |||
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"If I could I would, but I can't so I won't Get over here!!
Make me!!"Challenge accepted | |||
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"I’m just crap at flirting. Try! Hey there. Come here often?
All the time. I live here
I like your boobies. "My boobies like you too | |||
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"Our flirty session never got very far did it OP! Lol " | |||
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"self flirting or twisting the conversation to make it more flirty, or do you like it both ways ? "i like it all ways | |||
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"Hey rubi, looking beautiful as ever
Peach x
Hey you! I've missed your gorgeous face xxx
Had a bit of a break, now back fluttering my lashes all over the forums I missed all this shit n stuff
Peach x"You are the queen of the fluttering lashes! Get over here and flutter them my way | |||
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"I have exhausted all of my flirtiness yesterday and need a few days to recover "Snuggle? | |||
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"I find it hard to flirt. The urge to take the piss, takes over and we end up joking and winding each other up...
But winding each other up can be flirting
Not the way I do it. I'm too brutal
You can brutalise me anytime you like
Pegging fun? You can watch while I hang out the washing
Will you be wearing knickers?
Man after my own heart
I didn’t know you cared
You mentioned lack of knickers. Of course I care.
Argh. Flirting with wrong target. Abort mission! o
Crestfallen
Never fear angel will put her big pants on for you
They wouldn’t be on for long
You'd have to work the lock... Hope you're good with your hands..
Oh Picking your lock would be a pleasure;-)
Pleasure It seems for both of us .... Oooh I'm getting the hand of this flirting lark "It’s a bit like an erection, the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Don’t think about it too much or it will get hard | |||
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"self flirting or twisting the conversation to make it more flirty, or do you like it both ways ? i like it all ways "Wahey! | |||
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