FabSwingers.com forum: The waters are rising!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The water level of the River Aire is rising and Pandora may become an island during the night. We'll be ok for beds and water if we get stranded, and we can burn some of those sofas for warmth (cos we won't have much on), but I'm thinking there isn't much nutrition in condoms and lube. Any tips for surviving when stranded in a Swingers club for a while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless of location, it won't be long before people turn feral. I've seen the walking dead. The mild mannered submissive will arm himself/herself with sharpened dildos and get medieval on your ass!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The water level of the River Aire is rising and Pandora may become an island during the night. We'll be ok for beds and water if we get stranded, and we can burn some of those sofas for warmth (cos we won't have much on), but I'm thinking there isn't much nutrition in condoms and lube. Any tips for surviving when stranded in a Swingers club for a while?"
Sperm has plenty of protien if there's enough guys around . . That'll keep you alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Regardless of location, it won't be long before people turn feral. I've seen the walking dead. The mild mannered submissive will arm himself/herself with sharpened dildos and get medieval on your ass!"

Yeah. They have a good dungeon there too. Could get a bit Mad Max. I need to take a different sort of protection.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yeah. They have a good dungeon there too. Could get a bit Mad Max. I need to take a different sort of protection."

Oooh mad max now you're talking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah. They have a good dungeon there too. Could get a bit Mad Max. I need to take a different sort of protection.

Oooh mad max now you're talking...

So you're in if it goes Mad Max but not if it's Walking Dead?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it does go all Mad Max, at least you'll be dressed for it.

To quote Mr Crabs from SpongeBob 'It's the end of the world....I hope you like leather'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it does go all Mad Max, at least you'll be dressed for it.

To quote Mr Crabs from SpongeBob 'It's the end of the world....I hope you like leather'"

True. I'm not liking the idea of the liquid diet tho. Wonder what flogger leather soaked in hot tub water is like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take control of the tea making facilities. You'll be declared King.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take control of the tea making facilities. You'll be declared King."

Ooh yes! Power!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The water level of the River Aire is rising and Pandora may become an island during the night. We'll be ok for beds and water if we get stranded, and we can burn some of those sofas for warmth (cos we won't have much on), but I'm thinking there isn't much nutrition in condoms and lube. Any tips for surviving when stranded in a Swingers club for a while? Sperm has plenty of protien if there's enough guys around . . That'll keep you alive

Oh the sacrifices you have to make to save humanity eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be ok...

Until your teeth are underwater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha...when I first saw the title I thought it said the wasters are rising...which is also true....

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