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Alimark's all you can eat Breakfast Buffet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my new photo buy me some toast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will my new photo buy me some toast?"
Yeah but 10p for your butter portion

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Having stood on the scales this morning and gone I'll just have a slice of toast and a cuppa please

And flashing of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will my new photo buy me some toast?Yeah but 10p for your butter portion "

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having stood on the scales this morning and gone I'll just have a slice of toast and a cuppa please

And flashing of course!! "
Nice pants have a boiled egg on the house too

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good grief!

I’d like sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, hash brown, black pudding and beans but I want the beans in a little dish so they don’t touch anything else. Till I say they can!

Toast, fresh orange and coffee please.

Oh and brown sauce for me.

I’ll pay or flash... whatever you fancy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will my new photo buy me some toast?Yeah but 10p for your butter portion

Thanks! "
We will have no grumping at the breakfast table thank you , have a Latte on the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good grief!

I’d like sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, hash brown, black pudding and beans but I want the beans in a little dish so they don’t touch anything else. Till I say they can!

Toast, fresh orange and coffee please.

Oh and brown sauce for me.

I’ll pay or flash... whatever you fancy! "
Take a seat and may I suggest a tissue for the ladies lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Square toast pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Square toast pls"
paying or flashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bacon 2 sausage

2 poached eggs

Beans

Square toast and a latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No avocado?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just a couple pouched eggs to dip my sausage in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No avocado? "
I'm sure I can find some

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

"
will my photos afford me a can of too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for the full fry

*stands naked by the till*

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Bacon , sausage , black pudding , fried bread ? Poached eggs ( runny yolk please ) splash of brown sauce and a coffee thanks , I have cash or you can see my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No avocado? I'm sure I can find some "

You!

Poached eggs and mushrooms on avocado toast please

I'll pay and flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

"

I won’t be flashing the blue light on my squad car .. at just £3.95 it ain’t robberry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll go for the full fry

*stands naked by the till*"
Watch that hot cuppa there sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me some sausage an i will show you mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Deal

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol "

Certainly Madame that will be £7.90 unless you care to raise that dress a little higher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

"
I'm yours help yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should have called this Baps for Baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had bacon egg beans on toast before I went to bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

"

Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had bacon egg beans on toast before I went to bed this morning "
Here's a Latte then just get ya arse out

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon


"Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol

Certainly Madame that will be £7.90 unless you care to raise that dress a little higher "

(Whips boobs out)

Is that better lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had bacon egg beans on toast before I went to bed this morning Here's a Latte then just get ya arse out "

Oh I'm up now

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I should have called this Baps for Baps "

Bacon for buns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please"
Orange smooth or with bits/ Apple & Pear/ Tomato and A Pineapple and Mango one which I highly recommend. Paying or flashing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should have called this Baps for Baps

Bacon for buns "

Eggs for Legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a latte and some granary toast with a poached egg please, and for Mart it's a full brekkie with scrambled eggs and white farmhouse toast, on and a white coffee, he's got to keep his strength up as I plan on riding him like a Grand national winner later lol

Certainly Madame that will be £7.90 unless you care to raise that dress a little higher

(Whips boobs out)

Is that better lol? "
Damn take a complimentary bottle of prosecco to enjoy later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please Orange smooth or with bits/ Apple & Pear/ Tomato and A Pineapple and Mango one which I highly recommend. Paying or flashing? "

I'll have the pineapple one please and flashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

Oooh can I have square sausage, the homemade potatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, scrambled eggs and beans with toasted wholemeal bread and butter. Tea and what juices do you have please Orange smooth or with bits/ Apple & Pear/ Tomato and A Pineapple and Mango one which I highly recommend. Paying or flashing?

I'll have the pineapple one please and flashing "
enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could so go for a huge fry up right about now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have 2 each of bacon sausage poached eggs and toast plus beans and mushrooms and a nice cup of tea I will pay a fiver and still give a cheeky flash xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take a seat. paying or flashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I please have 2 each of bacon sausage poached eggs and toast plus beans and mushrooms and a nice cup of tea I will pay a fiver and still give a cheeky flash xx"
Now that an offer we like, payment and flashing. Come again ...oh you have. clean up table 6 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please have 2 each of bacon sausage poached eggs and toast plus beans and mushrooms and a nice cup of tea I will pay a fiver and still give a cheeky flash xxNow that an offer we like, payment and flashing. Come again ...oh you have. clean up table 6 please "

Hehe bring the mop please xx

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

If we were in America we could have grits for tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the slimming world version please

Flash my tattoo if that works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we were in America we could have grits for tits "
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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have the slimming world version please

Flash my tattoo if that works. "
Sure Can and nice flashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last orders please, Lunch menu available soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breakfast has finished. Main meals today are

King Prawn Rogan Josh with Rice and Naan

Sausage/ Bacon & Liver Casserole with new potatoes and veg

Scampi & Chips , peas and tartare sauce

Shepherds Pie with Mashed potatoes and veg

Hand carved Ham with various cheeses and pickles

Turkey Roast with all the trimmings

Chicken Tikka Massala with Jasmine rice

selection of toasties and Panini's available. Chips on request if you don't want veg or rice.

All £4.95 with free Tea/Coffee. or well you know the rules, flash the flesh and its all Free

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Lunch you say I'll drop my boxers for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lunch you say I'll drop my boxers for that "
pull up a warmed seat my friend and place your order

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Lunch you say I'll drop my boxers for that pull up a warmed seat my friend and place your order "
well as thisbis naked lunch I'm going for the turkey and trimmings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lunch you say I'll drop my boxers for that pull up a warmed seat my friend and place your order well as thisbis naked lunch I'm going for the turkey and trimmings "
On its way, do you want stuffing

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Lunch you say I'll drop my boxers for that pull up a warmed seat my friend and place your order well as thisbis naked lunch I'm going for the turkey and trimmings On its way, do you want stuffing "
hmm I'll offer you the stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lunch you say I'll drop my boxers for that pull up a warmed seat my friend and place your order well as thisbis naked lunch I'm going for the turkey and trimmings On its way, do you want stuffing hmm I'll offer you the stuffing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£3.95 but that can be wavered if a flash of knickers or boxers is shown at the till.

Bacon

Sausage

Square Sausage

Homemade, Bacon/cheese and red onion potatoes

White Pudding

Black Pudding

Mushrooms

Fried Onions

Fresh Tomatoes

Tinned Tomatoes

Hash Browns

Scrambled Eggs

Poached Eggs

Fried Eggs

Boiled Eggs

Baked Beans

Various types of bread for toast or fried if required.

Marmite/ Jam/ Marmalade/ and butter portions in the fridge

Various sauces available

Tea/Coffee and specialist tea's and coffee's

Fruit Juices available..

What are you all having and are you flashing or paying

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2x Saus

2x bacon

Potato’s

2x black pudding

Mushrooms

2x hash browns

2x poached eggs

Beans please

I’ll give you a full on flash of my bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry too late but that is a very nice bum so I could see the chef for you

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