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I've been called common , Again !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Bullying!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bullying!"
No . He's just a fuckin snob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squares?? Or should be triangles, with the crusts off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you gave him the middle finger salute!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Squares?? Or should be triangles, with the crusts off "

And stabbed to death with cocktail sticks

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I cut mine into 4

I'm dead bloody common, and proud of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob "

Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"

Squares! What is he 4!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. "
I didn't even cut in half . Sarnie made then shovel it in gob. He didn't appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he teasing you...?

I sometimes get called ‘posh’ at work but it’s all tongue in cheek, well most of it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to shove his cucumber triangles up his

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

Squares! What is he 4!"
That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tell him to shove his cucumber triangles up his "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Squares???Not since I was 10! Three fingers please, and no crusts!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob

Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace. "
It doesn't particularly bother me . He's a snobby twat and I just ignore him most of the time

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

Squares! What is he 4! That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo "

You should have told him,he sound's a knob. Perhaps mummy used to slice his apples for him so he didn't ruin his little peggies on the pip's.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

Squares! What is he 4! That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo "

Clearly he's unhinged....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"
yes I'd be mortally offended and leave

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

Squares! What is he 4! That's what I thought. Even when he has an apple he slices it and puts it on a plate . Weirdo

You should have told him,he sound's a knob. Perhaps mummy used to slice his apples for him so he didn't ruin his little peggies on the pip's."
Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob

Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace. It doesn't particularly bother me . He's a snobby twat and I just ignore him most of the time "

Fine if it doesn't bother you.

But your boss is still out of order.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. "
Good on ya

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I hope you gave him the middle finger salute!"
Tempted believe me

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE

We northern folk like to use a Stottie cake. , and pease pudding, but we are sooooooo common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat my sandwich with a knife and fork

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bullying! No . He's just a fuckin snob

Still doesn't give your boss the right to belittle you. It goes against Dignity and respect in the workplace. It doesn't particularly bother me . He's a snobby twat and I just ignore him most of the time

Fine if it doesn't bother you.

But your boss is still out of order. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I eat my sandwich with a knife and fork"
That's a joke right ??

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

It’s frightfully non-U to criticise the eating habits of others. He should be horsewhipped.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It’s frightfully non-U to criticise the eating habits of others. He should be horsewhipped."
He'd probably enjoy that so no !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat my sandwich with a knife and fork"

So do I, and burgers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat my sandwich with a knife and fork

So do I, and burgers. "

Doesn't everyone?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is he teasing you...?

I sometimes get called ‘posh’ at work but it’s all tongue in cheek, well most of it is... "

You are posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle

Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Four squared is seriously common for an adult though, as I say it reminds me of cheese and pickle sandwiches in the sixties lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

Squares! What is he 4!"

His sandwiches are.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

That's classist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your missing out vital information! What kind of cheese and accompanied by what? Pickle??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle

Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes "

What! You don't peel your grapes before halving them? I feel faint.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have asked for pointless triangles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle

Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes

What! You don't peel your grapes before halving them? I feel faint....."

I have a semi naked man to do that for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your missing out vital information! What kind of cheese and accompanied by what? Pickle?? "
Mature cheddar no pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bog standard sandwich gets hacked down the middle into two rectangles. If I'm feeling fancy you'll get a triangle

Sounds like your boss still likes his nursery food. Do his grapes get cut in half too incase he cho-kes

What! You don't peel your grapes before halving them? I feel faint.....

I have a semi naked man to do that for me "

I have an ice breaker party trick with olives. It works equally well with grapes, peeled or not......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"

Yes it matters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have little slivers of cucumber

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it "
If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you have little slivers of cucumber "
No. Just a bog standard cheese sarnie . No frills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet "

Oh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have little slivers of cucumber No. Just a bog standard cheese sarnie . No frills "

Oh I have the cucumber but I’m posh

Jeeves brings it to me on a silver tray

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet

Oh... "
You think if I had my head in your boobies I'd be thinking about cheese sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into 4 pieces!

Is that so his dainty wee hands can manage to lift them?

Next time he does that compliment him on his domestic skills n tell him he'll make a great wife one day while slyly smiling n giving a wee wink then walk away

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Into 4 pieces!

Is that so his dainty wee hands can manage to lift them?

Next time he does that compliment him on his domestic skills n tell him he'll make a great wife one day while slyly smiling n giving a wee wink then walk away "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet

Oh... You think if I had my head in your boobies I'd be thinking about cheese sarnies "

I like cheese

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Your missing out vital information! What kind of cheese and accompanied by what? Pickle?? Mature cheddar no pickle "

White or granary bread?

Mothers Pride or local bakers ?

Machine or hand cut ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's funny isn't it. I get teased at work because I often have a linen napkin, cutlery and crockery. They call me posh totty or a snob.

I don't call them common because they sit at their desk eating burgers from polystyrene containers, why do they feel it's ok to call me names because I don't?

People feel threatened if you're not like them, it's best to smile and continue eating how you prefer

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex


"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. I didn't even cut in half . Sarnie made then shovel it in gob. He didn't appreciate it "

mmmm - I'm beginning to think he may have a point lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet

Oh... You think if I had my head in your boobies I'd be thinking about cheese sarnies

I like cheese "
And sausages

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Your missing out vital information! What kind of cheese and accompanied by what? Pickle?? Mature cheddar no pickle

White or granary bread?

Mothers Pride or local bakers ?

Machine or hand cut ?

"
Taking the piss now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. I didn't even cut in half . Sarnie made then shovel it in gob. He didn't appreciate it

mmmm - I'm beginning to think he may have a point lol "

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"

Clearly it matters to you as you’ve started a thread about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww slim!

Rest your head on my boobers and tell me all about it If I rest my head there I won't be able to concentrate my little Strumpet

Oh... You think if I had my head in your boobies I'd be thinking about cheese sarnies

I like cheese And sausages "

Oh yes slim! And sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you cut crusts off ,

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you cut crusts off , "
No . I'm 41 years old

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Did you cut crusts off , No . I'm 41 years old "

Is your hair curly?

My Gran said crusts make your hair curly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you cut crusts off , No . I'm 41 years old "

Common then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youcant win - i got called posh because i cut my toast for the residents into triangles -

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did you cut crusts off , No . I'm 41 years old

Common then "
I guess so . I've been called worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell him to go fuck himself

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Nobody I know, except my gran, cuts sandwiches into 4. I must be really common. I don't even do triangles. "

I'm seriously shocked.

Even more so by the fact you're happy to share this shameful behaviour on a site like this.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him that due to the "Bloody Unions" you have to give the butler a day off every now and again

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???

Squares! What is he 4!"

This!! my 2 year old god daughter has 4 squares so she can hold it easier, but adults only need it in 2 ffs!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"So my boss has called me common again !!. Why ?? Because I made my cheese sarnie and didn't cut it into 4 squares . He actually called me " uncouth " . Does it matter ffs???"

Of course it matters ffs.

What's even more shocking is that your boss, while calling you out for not cutting your sandwiches into quarters, doesn't even know that they should be cut into triangles not squares.

TBF you're both a disgrace and both of you should hang your heads in shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Team triangles here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have said "no sorry, I'm just a grown up". 4 slices indeed?!.... Though shovelling it in your gob, without cutting it into 2 slices, is a tad common and uncouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have said "no sorry, I'm just a grown up". 4 slices indeed?!.... Though shovelling it in your gob, without cutting it into 2 slices, is a tad common and uncouth "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You should have said "no sorry, I'm just a grown up". 4 slices indeed?!.... Though shovelling it in your gob, without cutting it into 2 slices, is a tad common and uncouth "
That's me

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