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Urban myths, Remedies, and Old Wives Tales

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can dropping a key down someone's back cure a nose bleed? Probably not!

Can you really put a sailor in a long boat and wank him sober? Highly unlikely and surely a waste of human resources!

Red sky at night... shepherd's delight.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!

What are your favourite myths, remedies or old wives tales?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorns...

I've seen a few on here!

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There is actually some truth in the red sky at night rhyme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unicorns...

I've seen a few on here!"

Self declared or real reach out and touch them physical creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sky in the morning, shepards warning... We had a red sky yesterday morning and then 60mph winds last night, trees and fences down everywhere, power cuts.... So I very much believe this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is actually some truth in the red sky at night rhyme. "

Lots of them are based on truth but whether based on truth or complete fantasy, they're all interesting.

Don't cast a clout till May is out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red sky in the morning, shepards warning... We had a red sky yesterday morning and then 60mph winds last night, trees and fences down everywhere, power cuts.... So I very much believe this one "

It's got to be the one that everybody is familiar with. I always take note of the sky in the morning and at night and, trust it as much as any weather forecast.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Big feet, big cock - fail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big feet, big cock - fail"

Living proof here so, that's one busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unicorns...

I've seen a few on here!

Self declared or real reach out and touch them physical creatures"

Caressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big feet, big cock - fail

Living proof here so, that's one busted "

I thought it was big hands, big cock

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Big feet, big cock - fail"

Big feet, big socks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even big hand big cock is a fail ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or is that a fairytale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big feet, big cock - fail

Big feet, big socks..

"

I think that ones safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big feet, big cock - fail

Living proof here so, that's one busted

I thought it was big hands, big cock "

No! That's big hands big clock surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or is that a fairytale "

I think that was made up by someone trying to get rid of someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unicorns...

I've seen a few on here!

Self declared or real reach out and touch them physical creatures

Caressed "

I'll keep an open mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or is that a fairytale

I think that was made up by someone trying to get rid of someone."

makes sense now, shall I put down my shovel

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Too many cooks spoil the broth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or is that a fairytale

I think that was made up by someone trying to get rid of someone.

makes sense now, shall I put down my shovel "

It's never nice bursting someone's bubble but, yes it's time to go home now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many cooks spoil the broth"

I don't like broth... maybe it's always been made by too many cooks

Reminds me of the kids book "Pumpkin Soup"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or is that a fairytale

I think that was made up by someone trying to get rid of someone.

makes sense now, shall I put down my shovel "

If your in a hole stop digging...

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"Big feet, big cock - fail

Living proof here so, that's one busted

I thought it was big hands, big cock "
no its big cock big head

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"There's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Or is that a fairytale "
theres a fairy at the bottom of my garden ...well it ain't me that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always salute magpies and say a few words.Also the gap between your wrist and the inside of your elbow is your feet size.

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By *ncubus666Man
over a year ago

Buntingford


"Red sky in the morning, shepards warning... We had a red sky yesterday morning and then 60mph winds last night, trees and fences down everywhere, power cuts.... So I very much believe this one

It's got to be the one that everybody is familiar with. I always take note of the sky in the morning and at night and, trust it as much as any weather forecast."

There's some science associated with this one to do with refraction of light caused by dust in the atmosphere....is anyone still awake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big feet, big cock - fail

Living proof here so, that's one busted

I thought it was big hands, big cock no its big cock big head "

In both ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always salute magpies and say a few words.Also the gap between your wrist and the inside of your elbow is your feet size."

And say a few words? You can't leave it like that...

What few words??

I've tried the foot thing, works for me. Wishing I'd taken my shoe off!

I'm sure I'll think of an excuse by the time I get to my chiropractor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red sky in the morning, shepards warning... We had a red sky yesterday morning and then 60mph winds last night, trees and fences down everywhere, power cuts.... So I very much believe this one

It's got to be the one that everybody is familiar with. I always take note of the sky in the morning and at night and, trust it as much as any weather forecast.

There's some science associated with this one to do with refraction of light caused by dust in the atmosphere....is anyone still awake?"

Zzzzz...Uh... what! Yeah yeah, still awake

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You can’t fold a piece of paper more than eight times.......bullshit! I managed nine....with the aid of a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t fold a piece of paper more than eight times.......bullshit! I managed nine....with the aid of a hammer."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the wind changes your face will stay like that!"

That explains your avatar.

You should have listened shouldn't you! Grownups don't say these things for their own amusement you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all in the gutter,but some of us are looking at the stars.- oscar wilde.

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