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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck me I exclaimed as.......

After a longer than usual morning swim I came ashore in Calais.

What's made you say fuck me, real or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody audi driver on my way in to work this moring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......she woke up.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Fuck me you don’t look like your profile photo

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"......she woke up."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

..... Logged into fab to find 153 messages from women begging me to fill them with hard cock and warm sticky cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind this morning while out on bike

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Wind this morning while out on bike"

Dam those baked Beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I have a day off and it's biblical rain here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..... Logged into fab to find 153 messages from women begging me to fill them with hard cock and warm sticky cum

Finally a true one.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.

40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it

Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time"

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Discovering I'd ran out of paprika last night.

Fuck me but it's a pain trying to cook 'posh' sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.

40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it

Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time" "

With you on that one, but we don't condone lurkers round these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as soon as my alarm went off this morning!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

An Audi driver!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The driver on my bus this morning was exceptionally courteous to at least three cyclists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)"

Oh yes, i look and think fuck me indeed at my old self, along with

Fuck me, I wasn't too bad looking really.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.

40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it

Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time"

With you on that one, but we don't condone lurkers round these parts.

It's OK, I'm done lurking, coffee d*unk, Greggs scoffed, back on the road in a minute

Please let the traffic have cleared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, if only if she lived closer to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sitting on the M25 for 2hrs this morning, muttering "fuck me" every 20seconds when the Merc on front on me slammed its brakes on for absolutely no bloody reason.

40mph limit, doing 25/30, and nothing in front of it

Now lurking at Cobham services, thinking "fuck me, I want to get home before lunch time"

With you on that one, but we don't condone lurkers round these parts.

It's OK, I'm done lurking, coffee d*unk, Greggs scoffed, back on the road in a minute

Please let the traffic have cleared "

Fuck me, I'd love a Greggs.

Have a safe journey.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Fuck me that's unusual, as a minicab drive in front of me used his indicator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting Fuck me last night when I still couldn't sleep at 4am.

Obviously I didn't get up this morning when I wanted to

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)

Oh yes, i look and think fuck me indeed at my old self, along with

Fuck me, I wasn't too bad looking really.

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, this Government really knows what it is doing after all (then - fuck me, how wrong can I be?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody audi driver on my way in to work this moring

Thats because we own the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I exclaimed as.......

I realised I'm going to have a shitter of a day at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Audi driver!"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me...... is that what you looked like 10 years ago?!!!! (Sending a face pic!)

Oh yes, i look and think fuck me indeed at my old self, along with

Fuck me, I wasn't too bad looking really.

Hahahahahahahaha

Fuck me as I couldn't message Softandgentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually got a reply to a message. It said no thanks but it was a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...the last engine died..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me you can actually string together a sentence

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

The end of strangers things two. It was pants

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Fuck me! I'm finally home!

Usual 90min drive took almost 4½hrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travelled to Preston for a meeting this morning, and its been cancelled, nobody thought to email or call to advise... Wasn't impressed..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Discovering I'd ran out of paprika last night.

Fuck me but it's a pain trying to cook 'posh' sometimes."
I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....i realised the Doctor had BOTH hands on my hips during the prostate examination...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck me, it's lunchtime already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me i cant believe i have ebola at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody audi driver on my way in to work this moring

I said fuck me to an Audi driver, and he did

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The delivery driver redelivered this week - driver stated no one home on first day's attempt, home was full all day - when challenged 2nd attempt, said he'd put that as couldn't find the place. Correct road name, post code etc.

It's not much better in the USA - FEDEX last week stated incorrect address, ( house number on house and road has 4 houses in it). So they returned my stuff to Microsoft. Fuck me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass."

Fuck me, I hope it ran into the glass, I know it might smart a bit but it's always funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning i got up and looked out my window and said. 'Fuck me. All the fence pannels were still standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of tile lodged in my eye now I've got a scratched cornea. It was fuck me and several other expletives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting in traffic this morning , freezing cold due to heater in my car packing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck me, it's Friday lunchtime.

It's poetsday folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass.

Fuck me, I hope it ran into the glass, I know it might smart a bit but it's always funny."

He was just sitting outside the door, looking in. I did wonder if the glass would hold if he decided to come in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning i got up and looked out my window and said. 'Fuck me. All the fence pannels were still standing"

Mine weren't so lucky. Which is why next door's dog paid me a visit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I looked out of my back door window and saw next door's huge dog looking at me from the other side of the glass.

Fuck me, I hope it ran into the glass, I know it might smart a bit but it's always funny.

He was just sitting outside the door, looking in. I did wonder if the glass would hold if he decided to come in."

I'd have had to start cooking sausages in front of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(I'm gonna do this with predicatext for a laugh)

Fuck me I exclaimed, I love your profile so much more than you want to see a tiny piece of wood in the new year and find out if you have any more fab meets with the light off so I can ram it in the magpies beak

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By *omerset guy2017Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Fuck me i exclaimed.....

As i realised how many people on here never actually meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck me I exclaimed as a new week rolled in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody audi driver on my way in to work this moring

Yes, what is it about Audis. All the wankers seem to be driving them. It used to be BMWs and before that, large Fords.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i drove 5 miles to pick my daughter up from college, when i got there i saw i had a text message , it was her texting to say not to pick her up as she was getting a lift home !!

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