FabSwingers.com forum: Rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s Thursday

It’s almost 8 o’clock

It’s Rant Day

Get it off your chest (I’d recommend a wet wipe) and go into the weekend in a more positive frame of mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants from Heels HQ, I have a very rare day off. Hurrah and Huzzah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The slopes here in Bansko are closed due to winds in excess of 130kph.

Bloody health and safety

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants here sorry

Must try harder

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in bed with a wet pussy, some bugger go get me coffee and a bacon and egg sandwich, hold the sauce, I have enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants here sorry

Must try harder

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ha ha I do have some gripes but heavens no use in airing them and I am off today too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rants from Heels HQ, I have a very rare day off. Hurrah and Huzzah. "

As above - not forgiven

Oh no - that’s Lisa’s thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The slopes here in Bansko are closed due to winds in excess of 130kph.

Bloody health and safety

Be a rebel and go anyway.

Was nice knowing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in bed with a wet pussy, some bugger go get me coffee and a bacon and egg sandwich, hold the sauce, I have enough

And a towel for the moggy?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

All the bloody snows gone aghhh

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Apart from a tad white stuff, no rants or quibbles,, life is good ,,

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm in bed with a wet pussy, some bugger go get me coffee and a bacon and egg sandwich, hold the sauce, I have enough

And a towel for the moggy?

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Yeh she's soaking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the bloody snows gone aghhh"

In a bad Scottish accent ‘there’s been a murrrder’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is January so fecking long....?!

#DryFeckingJanuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only gripe today is that I'm tired. The wind scared my dog who kept me up half the night. She's such a wuss!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Car windscreen frozen and de-icer has just run out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is January so fecking long....?!

#DryFeckingJanuary

Self inflicted - denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My only gripe today is that I'm tired. The wind scared my dog who kept me up half the night. She's such a wuss! "

Animal related tiredness is a sign of being a good owner - approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is January so fecking long....?!

#DryFeckingJanuary

Self inflicted - denied

Harsh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car windscreen frozen and de-icer has just run out. "

Boiling water on a frozen windscreen. What could go wrong?

Or use a credit card and get a workout at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is January so fecking long....?!

#DryFeckingJanuary

Self inflicted - denied

Badass!"

FTFY

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Car windscreen frozen and de-icer run out

use a credit card and get a workout at the same time "

With four children my credit card got a big enough work out at Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many rants this morning. Its not healthy. Need someone to tie me up and fck my rants away..... no one?? Oh well work it is then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have too many rants this morning. Its not healthy. Need someone to tie me up and fck my rants away..... no one?? Oh well work it is then lol

Gentleman who used to be in the scouts - there’s a lady waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car windscreen frozen and de-icer run out

use a credit card and get a workout at the same time

With four children my credit card got a big enough work out at Christmas!"

I have one and I feel that pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is January so fecking long....?!

#DryFeckingJanuary

Self inflicted - denied

Badass!

FTFY

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

All those car owners who say ‘I don’t need winter tyres’ and then hold all the sensible, forward thinkers up on the roads as they tip-toe, inch by miserable, penny-pinching, scaredy-cat inch, please now accept that ‘winter tyres aren’t such a bad idea after all’

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A school kid chucked a snowball and it hit my dog. I was raging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are temporary traffic lights on my way to work for 4 weeks, yet when I go through them there’s never anyone working there! Unless they’re invisible. It’s causing traffic chaos and making me late all the time.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sick of local updates from women having a go at ALL US men when in fact it was a personal 1 on 1 problem in the first place.

Not even a rant really

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

in bed with a big mug of coffee as I have a day off today... bloody heck, I complain about having nothing to complain about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars fucked

Snow

Idiots

Repeat

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Idiot drivers, ignoring the speed limit signs on the M25 this morning.

Several near misses, that left me teetering on turning into a pysco driver myself.

Having to stop at services for an hour to calm down.

Usual 90min drive home took 4½hrs & I missed my waxing appointment!

I'm now stuck with very fuzzy bits & a spa day on Saturday... Aaaargh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people walk by you in the street and ask for 5p, or 10p, or 20p. Like no, I'm not a soft touch and I have to stretch the money I earn to support myself. What can you actually buy for a few pence anyway?

On the flip side I'm not back at work until 6am on Monday morning now.

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Fed up with people silently farting while in a queue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up with people silently farting while in a queue ! "

At least they aren't turning round and burping in your face. Be grateful for small mercies

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Clothes companies keep sending me offers, they know I'm weak and can't resist a bargain , not enough wardrobe space or days in the week to wear what I own now. Damn you and your sartorial offerings !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All those car owners who say ‘I don’t need winter tyres’ and then hold all the sensible, forward thinkers up on the roads as they tip-toe, inch by miserable, penny-pinching, scaredy-cat inch, please now accept that ‘winter tyres aren’t such a bad idea after all’

A sensible forward thinker should have foreseen these issues and set off earlier - denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A school kid chucked a snowball and it hit my dog. I was raging."

Is that because they are a better aim than you?

Approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are temporary traffic lights on my way to work for 4 weeks, yet when I go through them there’s never anyone working there! Unless they’re invisible. It’s causing traffic chaos and making me late all the time. "

Invisible workers causing traffic? Approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sick of local updates from women having a go at ALL US men when in fact it was a personal 1 on 1 problem in the first place.

Not even a rant really"

Generalising abuse is lazy at best - approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Idiot drivers, ignoring the speed limit signs on the M25 this morning.

Several near misses, that left me teetering on turning into a pysco driver myself.

Having to stop at services for an hour to calm down.

Usual 90min drive home took 4½hrs & I missed my waxing appointment!

I'm now stuck with very fuzzy bits & a spa day on Saturday... Aaaargh! "

M25 is enough for an approved

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm irritated by all of the whingy 'why can't I get a meet' threads.

There is a lot of advice given here, and most of the whingers don't take a blind bit of notice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a toothache

Im horny and not seeing my fwb until next weekend

Im suspossed to be going out tomorrow night and my friend has come down with a sore throat

(All the tiny violins)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fed up with people silently farting while in a queue ! "

Yes they should make more effort so you can at least laugh - approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clothes companies keep sending me offers, they know I'm weak and can't resist a bargain , not enough wardrobe space or days in the week to wear what I own now. Damn you and your sartorial offerings !!! "

Self inflicted - denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm irritated by all of the whingy 'why can't I get a meet' threads.

There is a lot of advice given here, and most of the whingers don't take a blind bit of notice...

People should have forum search far more often - approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a toothache

Im horny and not seeing my fwb until next weekend

Im suspossed to be going out tomorrow night and my friend has come down with a sore throat

(All the tiny violins)

Toothache - approved

Tell your friend to sort themselves out and get on with it - denied

Middle one is just showing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've spent the entire day getting quotes for bringing our dogs back to the US with us in a few months. I wish I had a first born they could take instead of all my savings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When people walk by you in the street and ask for 5p, or 10p, or 20p. Like no, I'm not a soft touch and I have to stretch the money I earn to support myself. What can you actually buy for a few pence anyway?

On the flip side I'm not back at work until 6am on Monday morning now.

Every little helps

And for showing off - denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've spent the entire day getting quotes for bringing our dogs back to the US with us in a few months. I wish I had a first born they could take instead of all my savings

Baby clothes and a talented make up artist? Save on the fees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And for ‘anonymous’ - yes hospitals suck - approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm irritated by all the one way road changes in Manchester! My car sat nav doesn't update until you take it in for a service etc so the recent changes to roads in the city meant it was trying to permanently take me back to a sodding bus lane

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Shit friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent the entire day getting quotes for bringing our dogs back to the US with us in a few months. I wish I had a first born they could take instead of all my savings

Baby clothes and a talented make up artist? Save on the fees?"

You know what? Not a bad idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my rant list has just got bigger today. Rant day over yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my rant list has just got bigger today. Rant day over yet?"

Six and a half ours to go yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my rant list has just got bigger today. Rant day over yet?

Six and a half ours to go yet

Might just need to go to bed make it be over with quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for ‘anonymous’ - yes hospitals suck - approved

I agree big time suck! Especially for nurses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats. Fucking morons. I hope you trolls are happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twats. Fucking morons. I hope you trolls are happy!

I imagine they are what with their sticky up hair and happy songs - approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found my hair conditioner, after I had showered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found my hair conditioner, after I had showered."

Does it not live near the shower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats. Fucking morons. I hope you trolls are happy!

I imagine they are what with their sticky up hair and happy songs - approved

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont do ranting

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